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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
https://twitter.com/hanzi83/status/1515016877990465542?s=21&t=C31nUR4No3lvvlryJs-JjA

Wake up to Tony’s 4D chess sheeple! He made the show bad on purpose!

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

xbilkis posted:

https://twitter.com/hanzi83/status/1515016877990465542?s=21&t=C31nUR4No3lvvlryJs-JjA

Wake up to Tony’s 4D chess sheeple! He made the show bad on purpose!

So much funnier when I noticed who tweeted that.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it's hanzi. one time he said he doesn't brush his teeth because they're too sensitive, and he uses mouthwash which is just as good

Manwithastick
Jul 26, 2010

Cavauro posted:

it's hanzi. one time he said he doesn't brush his teeth because they're too sensitive, and he uses mouthwash which is just as good

I knew this guy from Howard stern and I’ll be honest every time he comes up on post wrestling I switch off

Cult of Pies
Oct 2, 2021

Manwithastick posted:

I knew this guy from Howard stern and I’ll be honest every time he comes up on post wrestling I switch off

I always get a pop from Wai when he says that the next caller is Hanzi. A disappointed sigh as if to say “what have we done to deserve this?”

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i didn't click through and see that it was the real hanzi. i just wanted to pretend that hanzi was the same hanzi who doesn't brush his teeth. but it was actually him. well that's nice

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


xbilkis posted:

https://twitter.com/hanzi83/status/1515016877990465542?s=21&t=C31nUR4No3lvvlryJs-JjA

Wake up to Tony’s 4D chess sheeple! He made the show bad on purpose!

This is pretty Scott Haram

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
"I'm gonna book deliberately lovely segments so I can reverse course and get praised for fixing my lovely booking" is such a galaxy brain take

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1515061914597961733

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


can't think why someone on an aeroplane of all places might want a drink that's got a reputation for settling the stomach.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


Drinking a Ginger Ale and exclaiming how much I love it like his Ronda Rousey return video

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Smiling serenely.

https://twitter.com/JobberNationTV/status/1515104789281005578

https://twitter.com/WinnisimmetGuy/status/1515106429065207811

(the opposite of reality)

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I'm way more confused about the original tweet

"These guys from Cincinnati, Washington State, and Philadelphia, managed by a British dude, should use a song about Boston for some reason"

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




They need a combined theme if only to move Moxley away from the cheesy dogshit-awful theme that is Wild Thing.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

History Comes Inside! posted:

They need a combined theme if only to move Moxley away from the cheesy dogshit-awful theme that is Wild Thing.

appropriate thread to make this post, weird guy who despises Major League for some reason

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Wild Thing would make an ok theme for:

A happy go lucky white meat babyface like loving, I dunno, NXT-era Sami Zayn or something.

Wild Thing is a loving awful theme for:

Anyone you’re supposed to believe is a no-nonsense brawling machine.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Benne posted:

I'm way more confused about the original tweet

"These guys from Cincinnati, Washington State, and Philadelphia, managed by a British dude, should use a song about Boston for some reason"

My friend Al's tweet is also excellent I agree.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Plane rides are, like, the one instance where I ask for a ginger ale. Thought that was pretty common.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

I'm sure Mox loving hates being in this badass bloodsport club with two of the best wrestlers in modern history and the freedom to wrestle however he wants wherever he wants and is just counting down the days until he can go back to WWE and cut promos about doodoo farts and stinky feet and squirt mustard on people

Manwithastick
Jul 26, 2010

Just want to pre-empt somebody getting fake outraged because of the crown of thorns spot on a Good Friday episode of Rampage!

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

this guy rules, genuinely demented, living in a completely different world

https://twitter.com/WinnisimmetGuy/status/1515116411261231109
https://twitter.com/WinnisimmetGuy/status/1515117812343349252

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

History Comes Inside! posted:

Wild Thing would make an ok theme for:

A happy go lucky white meat babyface like loving, I dunno, NXT-era Sami Zayn or something.

Wild Thing is a loving awful theme for:

Anyone you’re supposed to believe is a no-nonsense brawling machine.

Watch some Atsushi Onita entrances please

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

Watch some Atsushi Onita entrances please

he would just poo poo himself and start crying as images of charlie sheen flash in his head

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Manwithastick posted:

Just want to pre-empt somebody getting fake outraged because of the crown of thorns spot on a Good Friday episode of Rampage!

I think this reply is going to be as close as you'll get most people seem to love it.

https://twitter.com/haase1129/status/1515119589264400384

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

I am a legit christian and if you think that poo poo was offensive you’re lying or a dork.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

MassRafTer posted:

I think this reply is going to be as close as you'll get most people seem to love it.

https://twitter.com/haase1129/status/1515119589264400384

Ah ah ah

https://twitter.com/hbkid718/status/1515118560774918144

https://twitter.com/EBischoff/status/1515122977733414916

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009



Why do people have a hardon for these dogshit loving rules. New Japan style Texas Deathmatches are way better.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007


Dorks and Heretics! Faithless fools.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Pylons posted:



Why do people have a hardon for these dogshit loving rules. New Japan style Texas Deathmatches are way better.

Yeah idk it seems like a dumb extra rule because the pin is just a formality, and within the fiction of the match where kicking out is an act of exertion, you should just let them pin you every time and then get up once the 10 count starts instead of wasting the energy to kick out

beepo
Oct 8, 2000
Forum Veteran
https://twitter.com/SWTToday/status/1515031949525594118?t=qd8Wh_UyPxOZx_FNgxccsg&s=19

This reminds me of pedantic dorks trying to argue that rap isn't really music

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Scheduler : Basketball Player :: Booker : Hooper

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

beepo posted:

This reminds me of pedantic dorks trying to argue that rap isn't really music

Curt Hennig was right all along

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
Minnesota is the best part of western Texas.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Amazing that barbed wire existed over 2000 years ago

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
AEW is only Good Booking Over and Good Wrestling Over, which as we all know means it's not over at all

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"


Ice cold ginger ale is one of the great drinks, another clown shoes post from this chump

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

Drakkel posted:

I'm sure Mox loving hates being in this badass bloodsport club with two of the best wrestlers in modern history and the freedom to wrestle however he wants wherever he wants and is just counting down the days until he can go back to WWE and cut promos about doodoo farts and stinky feet and squirt mustard on people

ok i know we're all excited about yuta's potential but let's pump the brakes on 'one of the best wrestlers in modern history'

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

sticklefifer posted:

Amazing that barbed wire existed over 2000 years ago

Rumor has it that they had a piece of the true barb in the basement of the Sportatorium.

Also, ginger ale is good but ginger beer is better.

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Super No Vacancy posted:

ok i know we're all excited about yuta's potential but let's pump the brakes on 'one of the best wrestlers in modern history'

Well he's only 25, when he was that age Tanahashi was too busy getting stabbed by his girlfriend to be a big star. Comparing any 25 year old to Okada's 2013 is a tough ask though

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