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All of the things are real life stuff. It's so scary. It make some so scared of normal everyday things like riding on planes and I don't like it. But I like it. But it's still better than pretty much every recent "scary" movie because it doesn't lean into some wierd sex stuff or something to make the audience feel uncomfortable instead of scared.
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I've never seen any of them but I saw the trailer for one of them where the logging truck has log like going through people sfaces in cars and man let me tell you I fuckin gun it around logging trucks to this day
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The first one was really good. Then each subsequent movie devolved into torture porn, which is a little too much for me.
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You can tell how good a final destination movie is by a) how much pooping there is the movie and b) how many times you see boobs in the movie. the more pooping in it, the better the movie. The more boobs, the worse the movie is.
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final destination 2 was loving hilarious and had a great ending
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The Walrus posted:I've never seen any of them but I saw the trailer for one of them where the logging truck has log like going through people sfaces in cars and man let me tell you I fuckin gun it around logging trucks to this day ![]() ![]() How the gently caress is this safe. I mean look at it, it hungers for human flesh.
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i like the little twist at the end of The Final Destination, and how there isnt anything used in it that wouldnt have existed then
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https://i.imgur.com/JxgOPPO.mp4
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what the hell is happening here
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Arrrthritis posted:The more boobs, the worse the movie is. This math doesn't add up
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I remember that a guy got sliced in half by some window glass and kinda checked out.
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Anal Sextination
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kntfkr posted:what the hell is happening here We've paved their highway with grease instead of asphalt. Let's see if they notice.
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kntfkr posted:what the hell is happening here Tesla autopilot strikes again.
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I remember one of the scenes was at a race track and the carnage ensuing from a wreck. The most realistic part of that whole thing was the woman getting trampled on the steps, followed by the infinitesimal chance a tire hits you. I've been dusted by debris from a wreck at a NASCAR event and that was more like little fragments.
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Final Destination is fun, but I always thought the central concept -- that Death got cheated, and is coming back to kill the people who should have died during a catastrophic event -- was pretty dumb. If someone's lucky enough to survive an accident, then they clearly WEREN'T supposed to die that day; it wasn't Death loving up somehow, and there's nothing to cosmically correct. I know that's kind of a stupid logic hill to die on for what's a silly series of horror movies, but it always bugged me. Also, as bad as the logging truck scene is, the tanning bed one is even worse. Absolutely excruciating to watch, I almost thought I'd have to walk out a whole 10 minutes into that movie.
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it isnt that they luckily avoided it, its that someone had some premonition that caused them to react differently than they should have. anyways the final destination movies are like 5 of my favorite films and i love seeing people get shredded by some hilarious act of god
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:it isnt that they luckily avoided it, its that someone had some premonition that caused them to react differently than they should have. my favorite death is the dude who trips on spaghetti
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Yeah it’s such a contrast to jeepers creepers, where they sit around doing nothing forever and then budget Freddy kreuger shows up when they run out of poo poo to talk/worry about. ![]()
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I also like this movie ![]()
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You dropped a few letters from your title - it should read "Final destination is still one of the dumbest scary movies."
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The Final Destination 3 DVD ruled because they let you choose alternative deaths for characters while you're watching it.
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Brother Tadger posted:I also like this movie Final Breastination
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Nobody at Starbucks will read my script for Unicorn Dracula and it’s really starting to piss me off. ![]()
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Treecko posted:I remember that a guy got sliced in half by some window glass and kinda checked out. that was a good one tbh. kid goes to the dentist with his mum or some poo poo, giant glass window falls from a construction site and WHAMMO he dead Origin posted:I remember one of the scenes was at a race track and the carnage ensuing from a wreck. The most realistic part of that whole thing was the woman getting trampled on the steps, followed by the infinitesimal chance a tire hits you. I've been dusted by debris from a wreck at a NASCAR event and that was more like little fragments. that one is hilarious because the wreck honestly goes on for like 3 minutes straight with cars continuing to just pile into the wreck and it also somehow destroys the whole grandstand and poo poo. like, throw a caution flag ffs guys. must be fun as hell to write those scenes though.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:
I've had that thought, I have worked on some seriously big gigs and festivals and holy poo poo the opportunities... Like delay towers dropping their line arrays onto the crowd, lighting rigs landing on the band, pyro exploding, etc etc
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:it isnt that they luckily avoided it, its that someone had some premonition that caused them to react differently than they should have. I dunno, I still feel like that could be considered luck. Sure, it's supernatural luck, but it's not unusual to hear stories about people avoiding a disaster because they got a bad feeling that day and decided not to go into work or whatever. Still good movies regardless, although I'm with the person who wishes they hadn't taken on a torture porn aspect. That was unfortunately all the rage in horror at the time, though.
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What you talking about OP the whole premise was torture porn from the get go. I also always get the feeling the people in those movies are made of play-doh or something. Like you pretty much cannot die from having a kitchen knife fall on you from your countertop and you super cannot get impaled by it. Also the premise doesn't make sense because presumably Death could just cause a massive blood clot and have them all die of a stroke or heart attack or some poo poo like that.
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Here are a bunch of the death scenes in gif form, uh needless to say these are all highly ![]() ![]() https://imgur.com/gallery/Xwd4Y
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They should have one where the person is shifting from shelter to shelter slowly having limbs further and further removed due to diabetes for like 20+ years, wheelchair bound, until they finally die from hypothermia one winter night.
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The Walrus posted:I've never seen any of them but I saw the trailer for one of them where the logging truck has log like going through people sfaces in cars and man let me tell you I fuckin gun it around logging trucks to this day I do this + get real fuckin shifty if there's a plastic water bottle anywhere near the driver's side of my car Also the opening scene of FD3 just loves to jump front and center in my mind whenever I'm in line for a roller coaster
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There was a woman who was doing something with a whipped cream dispenser in her kitchen and the gas canister inside broke and punched her in her chest so that she died of a heart attackackack. I reckon if it had been FD it would have gone right through her and then farted around the whole room like a balloon before blowing up her head like in Jaws or something.
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Mooey Cow posted:There was a woman who was doing something with a whipped cream dispenser in her kitchen and the gas canister inside broke and punched her in her chest so that she died of a heart attackackack. I reckon if it had been FD it would have gone right through her and then farted around the whole room like a balloon before blowing up her head like in Jaws or something. Similar happened with dough in a can and a hot car to someone.
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I always liked that Devon Sawa didn't come back for the second movie so they killed his character offscreen between films by a brick falling on his head like an anvil in a Looney Tunes cartoon. The end of the first movie made it clear that yeah sure people can escape death by trading places with other people all they want, when there's no one else to trade places with you're gonna die and the way you die will be real boring too.
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"Alex couldn't be with us today to stop Death's List... not after falling into that cement mixer while on roller skates precariously placed atop a stairwell back in 2002..."
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satanic splash-back posted:... it's still better than pretty much every recent "scary" movie because it doesn't lean into some wierd sex stuff or something to make the audience feel uncomfortable instead of scared. Let's be fair here. Many horror movies in fact fall under the umbrella of the "gently caress and die" subgenre. In them, any protagonists who gently caress, whether vanilla or fetish, get brutally KILLED, often during the act. I hope that makes you as comfortable as it makes me. ![]()
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BigBadSteve posted:Let's be fair here. Many horror movies in fact fall under the umbrella of the "gently caress and die" subgenre. In them, any protagonists who gently caress, whether vanilla or fetish, get brutally KILLED, often during the act. I hope that makes you as comfortable as it makes me. I hope Nanette makes a good horror movie we can all enjoy
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ElectricSheep posted:I do this + get real fuckin shifty if there's a plastic water bottle anywhere near the driver's side of my car One of my bosses almost killed herself and a coworker because her work truck was a disorganized mess and her orange wedged under the brake pedal. Imagine being killed by a malicious fruit I couldn't live with that.
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I think my favorite death in the series is an inadvertent kill in I think the second movie. A stuck van in a field blows up because fire rescue used the jaws of life to crack it open, launching the lady within's cigarette into a gas leak. The van throws a barbed wire fence like a football field's length directly at a man and it bisects him like string through god drat brie. edit: Found it lol ![]() https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MqObonUNbg it turns out it's even more convoluted, using the jaws actually caused the lady's airbag to blow which knocked her into some debris that'd come through the seat. Then she drops the cigarette. You'd think the people in this film would have rather just taken a bike or a skateboard everywhere after the intro of the thing happened. A scooter. Anything but a vehicle. CJacobs fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Apr 16, 2022 |
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You would ride on a skateboard to *avoid* injury? I say this having my only broken bone in my life from riding a skateboard.
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