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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Stink Terios posted:

Fitting for the thread:





Just call it a casserole and we won't have any trouble here

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

'congratulations, it's a boy!'

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

https://twitter.com/DeepFriedToes_/status/1467573996682100738

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993








(machine translated obvs)

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
$15.00, you say...

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




This looks like what you might get if you have someone tell a computer how to create a sandwich as an exercise in understanding machine logic and instructions

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Mozi posted:

$15.00, you say...

Here, you can save yourself a couple bucks and get a mini refrigerante too

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Captain Hygiene posted:

This looks like what you might get if you have someone tell a computer how to create a sandwich as an exercise in understanding machine logic and instructions

From the other pictures, this particular photo was taken pre-pressing of the sandwich.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/MythicalChef/status/1511816708972900354?t=nKfCXSOVTnR9byzG8aDDKw&s=19

Thread necromancy to post a salmon and strawberry "pizza"

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Ahem

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

I just want to walk up to this guy, point at his chest and say "gently caress you."

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

This has Bin Laden's Mountaintop Fortress vibes

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Literally A Person posted:

I just want to walk up to this guy, point at his chest and say "gently caress you."

It's this stupid new fad of making people rage comment. It's all done to generate angry comments which = more views and shares etc.

I hope it dies but it's probably not going to.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Lascivious Sloth posted:

It's this stupid new fad of making people rage comment. It's all done to generate angry comments which = more views and shares etc.

I hope it dies but it's probably not going to.

This is genius. Excuse me, I have to update my youtube channel.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Lascivious Sloth posted:

It's this stupid new fad of making people rage comment. It's all done to generate angry comments which = more views and shares etc.

I hope it dies but it's probably not going to.

A perfect accompaniment to the worst hotdogs and hamburger thread.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




A hot dog from the 521st year of the Machine empire, almost 4000 solar cycles from today.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



It could also be from a few people that got home from a long night at the club/pub.
"Lol, I can make the dumbest hot dog ever"
"No way, I can make the dumbest hot dog, lol"
"This *buuuuurp* this is going to be epic"

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



It doesn't really qualify because there is no meat/dog: but a million years ago in the mid-1980s I rented a beach house with my college buds. One night, we all got completely blazed and were starving, but no one was straight enough to drive and we had no house phone.

All we had in the fridge: A bag of Amoroso's rolls, half a jar of spaghetti sauce, and a bag of shredded mozzerella.

Hence, the Stoner Sandwich was born, and lived a fleeting existence.

Later that night:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Thank you Google Lens for what I can only assume is a perfectly accurate translation.








E: last two




Some definite NFT material there.

No need to thank me for the idea, just shoot a Bitcoin or two my way after the rugpull.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



BigBadSteve posted:

Some definite NFT material there.

No need to thank me for the idea, just shoot a Bitcoin or two my way after the rugpull.

Good call.

I think this is the one right here to kick it off


It has it all - omnivorous, caffine addiction, and the perfect title "Concerto Hot Dog Spicy"

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
For the low low price of just 15,05,00.o0owꝎnꝏ

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
caffeine addiction :sludgepal:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Bogus Adventure posted:

I'll help you out, goonfriend


Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Here, you can save yourself a couple bucks and get a mini refrigerante too



Offer valid only on Wild Wednesday!

That big dog that weighs 2 pounds comes with only 3 wieners. What gives???

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993


The auto translate in this one is top notch


"The size of automatic colon surgery" is amazing and I can only assume meant exactly that in Korean because lmfao

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

I'm the mental cheese.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Offer valid only on Wild Wednesday!

That big dog that weighs 2 pounds comes with only 3 wieners. What gives???

They’re big wieners, Brent.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I'm the "patties so thick you should watch out for the pelvis."

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



"the packs of succulents are quite rich" a phrase I use at least once per day

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993




Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
How's that better? :nallears:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



What the gently caress is this poo poo?
Is that so that there is more surface area to cold condiments? I need to see the as-seen-on-TV advertisement to make a better determination but I'm going with
:dafuq:
for now.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Anyone else get really creepy/ threatening vibes from this?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

It's me I'm the slutdog shown in the pic

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

What the gently caress is this poo poo?
Is that so that there is more surface area to cold condiments? I need to see the as-seen-on-TV advertisement to make a better determination but I'm going with
:dafuq:
for now.

I think the goal is more surface area for charring on the grill?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I think the goal is more surface area for charring on the grill?

I think the goal is to sell slotdog hot dog slicers for a profit.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Anyone else get really creepy/ threatening vibes from this?

I honestly thought this was a weird kawaii smiley face at first glance.

Goddamn old fart eyesight....

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Pile some corn or cookies on it, see what happens

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

What a weird sex toy.

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david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
I would try a grilled slot dog :kiddo:

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