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Captain Hygiene posted:Now look, I may be peers with her mother, but Oh hey, gross, I didn't clock the ages
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I [20F] was kicked out by my parents [50sMF]. If I move in with my estranged Aunt [30sF] they will completely disown me, but she is the only family that will take me in.quote:I'm a sophomore in college and my extremely religious parents found out that I do not believe in God anymore by snooping. To them, this is one of the worst things that can happen, so they told me that I cannot come home or live with them anymore, even for breaks. I was supposed to go home for Easter, but they told me there's no point in me coming and celebrating a religious holiday and canceled my ticket. My Aunt picked me up and I'm in her spare bedroom writing this. your parents already disowned you, they're out of cards
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Mx. posted:I [20F] was kicked out by my parents [50sMF]. If I move in with my estranged Aunt [30sF] they will completely disown me, but she is the only family that will take me in. LOL they put me on the street but I’m afraid they’ll be mad if I associate with family members who are actually willing to take me in. I just don’t know what to do because it’s so hard to make a decision! Should I live in a cardboard box and hope for some scraps after they inevitably die penniless?
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therobit posted:LOL they put me on the street but I’m afraid they’ll be mad if I associate with family members who are actually willing to take me in. I just don’t know what to do because it’s so hard to make a decision! Should I live in a cardboard box and hope for some scraps after they inevitably die penniless? are you actually making fun of an abused child
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Midnight Voyager posted:Suddenly needing something late enough that you're ready for bed twice a week is an insane amount of times a week.
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moonmazed posted:are you actually making fun of an abused child I took it more as making fun of an absurd non-dilemma. Hth
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Brawnfire posted:Judging from some of these stories, moms wrap their pads in fifty layers of toilet paper, put the parcel at the very bottom of the rubbish bin, then immure that inside a wall of a tower built on an asteroid whose orbit has been directed to plunge into the sun. And if you don't do that, you're a disgusting humiliation masquerading in women's skin. When I had my period as a teen my mom kept pulling me aside and telling me I really should be wrapping my pads/feminine hygiene products in toilet paper before sticking them in the trash. This baffled me, because I already was wrapping pads & tampons in multiple layers of toilet paper. No amount was enough. Years later I realized she was telling me to wrap the loving PACKAGING in toilet paper.
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Brawnfire posted:Oh hey, gross, I didn't clock the ages The terribleness just keeps escalating. quote:(42M) quote:my fiancé for 5 years (24F) quote:We currently live with her mom (48F) quote:I lost my job due to conflicting political beliefs
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And I see here under "Redeeming Features" you left it blank?
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:The terribleness just keeps escalating. You forgot my favorite: quote:I felt very guilty in that moment, but stood my ground.
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I wonder if the "conflicting political beliefs" he got fired over means that he refused to get vaccinated while working a job that requires it.
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Can't find a job in my industry due to the sprained ankle Can't even start looking "Can't click the mouse babe, ankle is still hosed up. Oh and when you see her, tell your daughter I could use a handy"
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for sometimes interrupting my girlfriend's skincare routine? He fucks with her skin care routine more often than he applies for jobs.
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Evil Willow posted:AITA For proposing on a meaningful day for my fiance? quote:It’s a very cute story because I had a schoolboy crush on her
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Boyfriend (M36) told me (F25) that he NEEDS to sow “wild oats”quote:TL;DR: Boyfriend of one year wants to sow wild oats out of the blue. I love a good Petra story!
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Evil Willow posted:Boyfriend (M36) told me (F25) that he NEEDS to sow “wild oats” im disappointed that this wasn't a "open the relationship then get way less sex than my partner" story AND disappointed that he didn't want to start an oat farm
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Yeaaah, that's the stuff  I don't understand the mindset of that kind of man. What, exactly, was he expecting to happen? A dollar says he's got the hots for a coworker and this was his pitiful attempt to get 'permission' to
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If you gotta tell people you're gonna sow wild oats then you aren't.
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blatman posted:im disappointed that this wasn't a "open the relationship then get way less sex than my partner" story AND disappointed that he didn't want to start an oat farm I really wanted it to be an oat farm.
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what the gently caress are wild oats??? Do you grow oats????
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It's basically a term for "I'm gonna go sleep with a whole lot of women" E: or men, I would imagine a gay dude who wants to sleep around could also use it. Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 11:42 on Apr 16, 2022 |
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Boba Pearl posted:what the gently caress are wild oats??? Do you grow oats???? They're like regular oats but they're single.
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Boba Pearl posted:what the gently caress are wild oats??? Do you grow oats???? no, they're dried hamster testicles. like raisins and grapes
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Cloacamazing! posted:"By which I mean, I had a crush on her when she was a schoolgirl and I was in my thirties, because the only way for me to have an actual schoolboy crush on her would be if I was crushing on a toddler." That's not fair, maybe he had a crush on her when he was 18 and she was 0.
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I thought it said a bat farm and I was briefly intrigued.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Yeaaah, that's the stuff He's obviously trying to keep her around as a backup plan, in case he can't find a better woman. So my best guess is, he was hoping she would consider him enough of a catch that she'd think she couldn't get anybody better, so she'd stick around and wait until he was done
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If a dude told me he was going to "sow his wild oats" I'd hand him a bag of fertilizer and tell him to eat poo poo. e: You want to open the relationship up? Ok we can talk about that. You want to be the horny version Johnny Appleseed then go get hosed. e2: Just gross, dehumanizing, and doesn't it kind of imply you're going to just get a bunch of people pregnant and abandon the kids???
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in crusader kings 3 if your religion doesn't have bastardry, children out of wedlock still get a "wild oat" trait that gives you -1 diplomacy, which i think is dumb
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Boba Pearl posted:If a dude told me he was going to "sow his wild oats" I'd hand him a bag of fertilizer and tell him to eat poo poo. Yes, traditionally it is having many children you don't care for
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The Moon Monster posted:That's not fair, maybe he had a crush on her when he was 18 and she was 0. Literally the finale of Twilight
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blatman posted:im disappointed that this wasn't a "open the relationship then get way less sex than my partner" story AND disappointed that he didn't want to start an oat farm Anyone have the story where the girlfriend opened the relationship, and the guy (who was bi) managed to pull in a lot more dick than her? That's one of my favourites 
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CommissarMega posted:Anyone have the story where the girlfriend opened the relationship, and the guy (who was bi) managed to pull in a lot more dick than her? That's one of my favourites Having trouble finding it, but I'm pretty sure the bf destroyed her with the line "at least men want to gently caress me" somewhere in there. Evil Willow posted:AITA For proposing on a meaningful day for my fiance? GI_Clutch posted:I think I saw at least one thousand pads absorb blue liquid via television commercial before I hit double digits. Obviously the problem is that kids aren't watching enough TV these days. At least, not enough commercials. Hell, they even use red liquid now to get the point across. It felt like every other commercial back in the day was about periods or a diaper commercial with bare baby asses. At least than trend died out. None of those ads ever (used to) say what the pads were for, though. I know it was pretty common for my male students to think they were for incontinence. Even in the days before adblock and tivo, seeing commercials where the hand model euphemistically pours windex onto a pad doesn't teach you what periods are if the ad never says "period." therobit posted:It always baffles me how kids don’t just absorb this stuff from living in a house with a woman and being curious before their old enough to feel embarrassed asking questions about mom’s pads. It seems like it would require a lot of effort to hide it from them but I guess some parents are really committed to it. Well, there are a lot of chuds out there who forbid women from ever bringing up the subject because they hate women and women's bodies. A lot of kids grew up with their moms getting "sick" about once a month and never bothered to ask any questions about it, or if they did, they weren't answered, same as anything to do with women or women's bodies.
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Found it! "At least men want to gently caress me" was the phrase I needed: My(20m) gf(24f) wanted an open relationship and is now mad at me and wants it closed. quote:So, me and my gf started dating roughly a year ago. It's a grey spot as to when we really started dating or I'd give an exact date. Update quote:So, she came home at 12am to tell me she'd completed her "last hurrah" and was ready to talk. When I asked her what she meant she stated she slept with someone else for the last time and she was willing to call things even. She restated the terms, meaning I'd lose my workout buddy, the sweet girl I met today, my ex who cheered me up, and a few other dudes who I now speak to casually who I've slept with. I said I wasn't sure and I had some questions for her and she was willing to at least talk about things. I asked her if the two men she'd slept with she'd lined up before and she said yes. She admitted she found them more physically attractive than me and that was her motivation for it, that she, "didn't want to live life never knowing what it's like." When I asked her what she meant, she meant sleeping with someone who was fit. I was a little hurt, but I knew she wasn't really "wrong" so to speak. I'm not fit, it's something I'm working on, but I'm a little upset that her motivation had nothing to do with exploration and freedom outside of visuals. That it wasn't the sex but my body. That it wasn't even my personality, but the way I look and how much I weigh. I'd like to take a second and point out I actually weigh less than her overall. I'm 6'2" and 255lb and she's 5'3" 305lb. I've never had an issue with her weight, even the things that we couldn't do as a result didn't bother me.
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Yeah, I want to hear from the people who think being a bisexual slut makes you an incel.Cloacamazing! posted:"By which I mean, I had a crush on her when she was a schoolgirl and I was in my thirties, because the only way for me to have an actual schoolboy crush on her would be if I was crushing on a toddler." Halloween Jack fucked around with this message at 14:17 on Apr 16, 2022 |
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Boba Pearl posted:what the gently caress are wild oats??? Do you grow oats???? Illegitimate children OP
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AITA for the way I(29M) give my SO(32F) giftsquote:So here's the thing, I am a very dramatic person. I like a nice build up and over exaggerate things for comedic effect. Yes, I'm that person. No, no one else usually laughs, it's mostly just me. Part of it is that I like surprises and often misdirect people just to turn it around. I often feel like giving my lovely partner presents for no reason because why not. The way I like to do it is to start a small argument or something that would get her riled up a bit only to surprise her with something. For example, recently, she bought a nice dress for herself for a close friends wedding. I knew which dress she was going to buy because she was eyeing it for a week. Of course she had other "options" too but I know this song and dance too well. She will compare a few items that are relatively cheaper, easier to acquire, etc. with the one she wants just for the satisfaction that she considered some "alternatives for practical reasons" but gets what she wants which is completely fine. Since I knew what she was going to buy, I went out and got a matching necklace using the help of a very nice store clerk and a picture of the dress. To give her said necklace, I waited till my SO bought the dress and came in to show me. I started a small argument about the cost which went back and forth for a while until I said, "If you keep buying something expensive like that how will I afford this necklace for you?" Well necklace immediately melted all the tension, she had a huge smile and loved it. I was handsomely rewarded later with a lot of kisses and has been wearing it for weeks. Well recently she was talking to her friend group and sister about how much she loved the necklace and how it was presented to her and my habit of starting arguments just so I can turn it around to give my present. They seem to think it is kind of abusive and while she defended me and all, I can see it is something she's started considering and stopped wearing the necklace for the past week. This has started to make me think and now I want to know AITA for the way I give her presents?
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Found it! "At least men want to gently caress me" was the phrase I needed: A loving. King.
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Piell posted:AITA for the way I(29M) give my SO(32F) gifts This guy sucks in a way I'm having trouble articulating.
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