Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

light mode is the true browsing experience, and has been since the forums' inception

dark mode users are heretics and probably deliberately ddos the forums

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

no, jeph is actually paying people to work on the forums now. dude named astral. they post a fair bit.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I prefer my posting environment to be as jarring and uncomfortable as possible to maximize my alertness and efficiency.

Proof Rock posted:

Synthesize a massive diamond geodesic similar to the epcot globe with a hollow core filled with water. It would act like a gigantic parabolic mirror focusing the suns rays into the core. There will be two openings that would be plugged essentially creating a gigantic pressure cooker. It could then be tapped for massive supercritical steam generation. It's technically not cold fusion, but calling it cold fusion sounds sexy. Discuss.

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Proof Rock posted:

I don't understand how the uranium got there in the first place. Are we just supposed to accept that planets were lucky enough to be formed around massive solar deposits of rare radioactive materials?



and about the radiation thing linking micro and macro evolution, I'll defend that to the death.


and:


You guys are the reason why there hasn't been a decent scientist since Einstein. Is there anything any of you have read in a textbook that you don't accept without question? You are all a bunch of academic drones incapable of considering any idea that doesn't match up with what some washed-up blowhard college professor crammed down your throat in some throwaway science class he didn't want to be teaching in the first place. Scientific creativity died in this country the day you idiots took over.

So just keep making your absurdly complex inventions destined to fail because they are nothing more than just a big engineering jerkoff aimed mainly at getting you your next job.



But what the gently caress do I know, I go to art school.

Proof Rock posted:

I've made my point.

Heath posted:

Lol his other post got a month probe and that was the ban shot

Proof Rock posted:

Anyone want to care to debate me rather than just engage in personal attacks and ruin my thread?


I came here for a discussion and hopefully a better understanding of what I believe is true.

Proof Rock posted:

I'll invent a bunch of crackpot theories that will point humanity in the right direction and prove that science and religion are just a bunch of useless words used to describe all that is wonderful in the world.

And people will listen to me because deep down everyone kind of wants to be like me.




enjoy your clams cocksuckers.

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Dante posted:

I'm finished up my phd in physics and after doing some calculations I believe the op is correct fyi

I wish I could believe you.


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BlankSystemDaemon posted:

That's what I was getting at, yes.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

but you were saying the opposite of that

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

I'm pretty sure I weren't.

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/RebeccaRHelm/status/1405927138403000321?s=20&t=6dvaLKFxvm-TB0zwE6h1bQ

Beeswax posted:

Wheeeeeeen your jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside

Inceltown posted:

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Inceltown posted:

This is the funny quotes and it was a quote and funny. I stand by my work.

big scary monsters posted:

my computer does whatever i tell it to, the problem is i keep telling it to do stupid things

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

light mode is the true browsing experience, and has been since the forums' inception

dark mode users are heretics and probably deliberately ddos the forums

Captain Hygiene posted:

The best thing about the Awful app is that you can use an even darker mode

Captain Hygiene posted:

The best thing about the Awful app is that you can use an even darker mode

Scarodactyl posted:

If you think you're in dork mode try turning on your monitor.

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Thanks to NOW, I now have a glass-block chamber full of about twenty fairies. Since I literally wrote the book on how to torment fairies, I've been performing various experiments on them. But, alas, I have more of them than experiments given Minecraft's limited toolset in that area, so I'm open to suggestions on what to do with the survivors, ahem, remainder.

I can say that they despawn when out-of-sight unless given a headband of flowers, stay spawned if headbanded as long as you stay within the 81-block mob management radius of Minrcraft, and make a lot of very annoying noises when in close proximity. Also, setting the queen on fire and letting her die that way makes it far easier to capture her flock of groupies.

Finally, I found that replacing fairies' pain and death sounds with actual scream sounds makes for a far creepier experience when, say, setting them on fire with a flint and steel. (If anyone wants those I might bundle 'em for download.)


I've head tell that some consider me heartless. Not sure where they get that idea...

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Never would've pegged SA as prudish on literature. Oh well.

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bi crimes posted:

SA forums gacha where for $5 a pull, I get a 1/6 chance of an empty quote of my post that I worked hard on that is being ignored

Captain Hygiene posted:

Most people rejected his message.

They hated Proof Rock because he told them the truth.

ceebee posted:

like "this one time i was delivering presents and i pulled so hard on the reigns i poo poo myself. sliding down the chimney was unbearable and i had poo poo all up my back by the end of the night"

gently caress your Christmas



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EorayMel posted:

do you think santa has a pants making GBS threads story

EorayMel posted:

do you think santa has a pants making GBS threads story

Pope Hilarius II posted:

Incidentally he could've named himself after Alfred J. Prufrock, the sexually dysfunctional and cucked protagonist of TS Eliot's long-form poem 'The Love Song of Alfred J. Prufrock'. It's a pretty good poem if you're into the Modernist greats.

EorayMel posted:

do you think santa has a pants making GBS threads story

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

They definitely did. Although I don't think my 11th grade AP English teacher would like your reading of this. See me after class.

pentyne posted: