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DoubleDonut posted:https://twitter.com/IsaacDovere/status/1515414106248990729 dt obama
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Obama and the Democrats are definately kings. Mene mene Tekel upharsin https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belshazzar%27s_feast
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Apr 17, 2022 21:36
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DoubleDonut posted:https://twitter.com/IsaacDovere/status/1515414106248990729 Obama has such a severe case of protagonist brain holy poo poo hahaha What a narcissist, nobody self aware talks like this, movie character mf’er being president obviously doesn’t confer mountains of wisdom otherwise you wouldn’t have emulated previous war criminals, phony rear end in a top hat. Trump now did the same things you did, can’t even see the taint because you’re looking at your own, goddamn
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Apr 17, 2022 23:06
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Talking about prophecy when you appointed a Jim Eagle segregationist as your legacy steward is a self fulfilling one 🤡🖕
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Lastgirl posted:Obama has such a severe case of protagonist brain holy poo poo hahaha lol well that and his own metaphor clearly makes him out to be the villain like... I can think of quite literally no biblical instances of kings deciding to do their own thing over following a prophet's guidance where the king turns out to be correct e: also a few instances where prophets did get to be king so just hilarious all around LGD has issued a correction as of 00:43 on Apr 18, 2022 |
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Apr 18, 2022 00:38
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Kings, prophets, whatever -- what I'm saying is that a lot of babies are going to be cut in half. -Obama
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Samuel told all the words of the Lᴏʀᴅ to the people who were asking him for a king. He said, “This is what the king who will reign over you will do: He will take your sons and make them serve with his chariots and horses, and they will run in front of his chariots. “Some he will assign to be commanders of thousands and commanders of fifties, and others to plow his ground and reap his harvest, and still others to make weapons of war and equipment for his chariots. “He will take your daughters to be perfumers and cooks and bakers. “He will take the best of your fields and vineyards and olive groves and give them to his attendants. “He will take a tenth of your grain and of your vintage and give it to his officials and attendants. “Your menservants and maidservants and the best of your cattle and donkeys he will take for his own use. “He will take a tenth of your flocks, and you yourselves will become his slaves. When that day comes, you will cry out for relief from the king you have chosen, and the Lᴏʀᴅ will not answer you in that day." But the people refused to listen to Samuel. “No!” they said. “We want a king over us. Then we will be like all the other nations, with a king to lead us and to go out before us and fight our battles.” When Samuel heard all that the people said, he repeated it before the LORD. The Lᴏʀᴅ answered, “Listen to them and give them a king.” Then Samuel said to the men of Israel, “Everyone go back to his town.”
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Apr 18, 2022 01:08
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Herod, after John the Baptist's death: Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
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Apr 18, 2022 03:57
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palindrome posted:Kings, prophets, whatever -- what I'm saying is that a lot of babies are going to be cut in half. uhhh let me be clear. if you like your baby, you can keep him
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Apr 18, 2022 03:58
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30.5 Days posted:uhhh let me be clear. if you like your baby, you can keep him
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30.5 Days posted:Herod, after John the Baptist's death: Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. related for easter https://twitter.com/PostinMonkey/status/1515794018172428289
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30.5 Days posted:uhhh let me be clear. if you like your barrabus, you can keep him
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Platystemon posted:Samuel told all the words of the Lᴏʀᴅ to the people who were asking him for a king. hmmm hmmmmmmm i wonder if there were some unspoken reasons that the position of king was being instated
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Apr 18, 2022 04:21
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feinstein and biden challenge: Get In the loving Dirt
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30.5 Days posted:uhhh let me be clear. if you like your baby, you can keep him
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Apr 18, 2022 10:54
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The Moabites aren't sending their best
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Apr 18, 2022 17:48
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https://twitter.com/TheNels/status/1516093594892910596?t=20haBqYEDKomKfBpD8NTfw&s=19 every once in a while i see some blue wave emoji post this and zoom in to a different part and laugh every time
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Apr 18, 2022 18:03
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the bitcoin of weed posted:https://twitter.com/TheNels/status/1516093594892910596?t=20haBqYEDKomKfBpD8NTfw&s=19 even when I enlarge the image it's too blurry to read, which is pretty on-brand
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500 good dogs posted:related for easter lol
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Apr 18, 2022 18:11
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lol November is going to be so loving funny
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Apr 18, 2022 18:22
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https://twitter.com/ezraklein/statu...ingawful.com%2F
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loving amazing, lol
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Apr 18, 2022 18:55
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glad to see ezra’s keeping his old traditions alive
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Apr 18, 2022 19:01
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https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/s...ingawful.com%2F
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e: huh, I did that thing where you post in the wrong thread
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DoubleDonut posted:https://twitter.com/IsaacDovere/status/1515414106248990729 Being an old testament prophet sounds pretty cool ngl. You get to walk up to priests of other gods and call them cucks and dare their gods to set things on fire, and afterwards you can march right on up to your king, tell him a long-winded story about a real piece of poo poo, get him to agree that the guy in the story is a loser and should be put to death, then dramatically reveal that he's the loser, and he can't do poo poo about it because god will give him leprosy if he touches you. Occasionally you get to sic a bear on some teenagers
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the only thing that could push marijuana legalization into reality would be if members of congress receive, personally, more money from legalization than they would from keeping it illegal. that will be true regardless of the age of members of congress
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ex post facho posted:lol November is going to be so loving funny Imagine thinking "young people carried us to the white house multiple times, but they aren't showing up now. It's time to permanently jettison them from the party" and then expect to be taken seriously
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Business Gorillas posted:Imagine thinking "young people carried us to the white house multiple times, but they aren't showing up now. It's time to permanently jettison them from the party" and then expect to be taken seriously It's pretty clear that the party elite is determined become a permanent rump party and lock-in GOP vote suppression and control of the courts in order to undermine more leftist younger generations. That they can't shut up about how awful kids are is them telling on themselves.
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Nothus posted:It's pretty clear that the party elite is determined become a permanent rump party and lock-in GOP vote suppression and control of the courts in order to undermine more leftist younger generations. That they can't shut up about how awful kids are is them telling on themselves. Keep in mind these "awful kids" are anyone under the age of 60
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christmas boots posted:Being an old testament prophet sounds pretty cool ngl. You get to walk up to priests of other gods and call them cucks and dare their gods to set things on fire, and afterwards you can march right on up to your king, tell him a long-winded story about a real piece of poo poo, get him to agree that the guy in the story is a loser and should be put to death, then dramatically reveal that he's the loser, and he can't do poo poo about it because god will give him leprosy if he touches you. You do occasionally have to live in the desert for years at a time because the queen is pissed at you though. Still, on the whole, seems all right as long as you don't decide to disobey orders and end up on vacation inside a fish.
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this will be an excellent photo on election night as it is good right now.
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docbeard posted:You do occasionally have to live in the desert for years at a time because the queen is pissed at you though. Still, on the whole, seems all right as long as you don't decide to disobey orders and end up on vacation inside a fish. women amirite?
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