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RandolphCarter posted:yes, I can shoot diagonally this is haram
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McCracAttack posted:This MM thing was not the part of the story I thought would grab everyone's attention. The only people who use MM to mean million are accountants and psychopaths at banks so it always stands out when you see it
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Ham Equity posted:How the hell does having your camera on prevent you from browsing the Internet or social media? the bosses who answered "Browsing the internet or social media," "texting or chatting," "doing other work," and "playing games," are technologically illiterate and think the camera is a surveillance camera glad to know that keeping yourself on mute when not talking to limit background noise being broadcast is seen by the boss as playing videogames in my underwear
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Apr 15, 2022 20:29
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I've worked at many large companies and never once had a meeting with an executive. Managers in meetings with executives without camera on are 100% loving around though. The rest of us are getting work done sorry C levels.
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poemdexter posted:I've worked at many large companies and never once had a meeting with an executive. Managers in meetings with executives without camera on are 100% loving around though. The rest of us are getting work done sorry C levels. Only time I've ever even seen an executive was the COO in the bathroom, he never washed his hands
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Maed posted:Only time I've ever even seen an executive was the COO in the bathroom, he never washed his hands Three posters at the urinal. The first goes to the sink and dries his hands with so many paper towels that not even the smallest droplet remains. "At D&D, we learn to be extremely thorough," he says. The second uses only one towel for this and remarks: "At YOSPOS, we also learn to be extremely efficient." The third walks past the sink and says, "At C-SPAM, we don't piss all over our hands!" 
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mawarannahr posted:Three posters at the urinal. He was a former Marine funnily enough
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Loucks posted:Look I don't make the rules. Clear off your wax tablet and start over. I wanna know how many hecatombs your HOA sacrifices during the Festival
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I look the same on camera when I'm holding a literal gamepad
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evilpicard posted:I have my camera off so I can do my actual work while pretending to give my undivided attention to zoom meetings that have nothing to do with my work. when i wfh i turn my camera off during meetings so i can fold laundry if im in the office i'll keep my camera on during the meeting but do some shitposting
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Apr 16, 2022 02:29
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I have left my camera on during morning meetings so everyone can watch me make French toast and be jealous.
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RandolphCarter posted:yes, I can shoot diagonally Metal Man account spotted
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Biplane posted:There's only one M in million, what the gently caress.
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Apr 16, 2022 03:16
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MM is like millimeters but you didn't realize caps lock was on
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RandolphCarter posted:yes, I can shoot diagonally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8y5BvB38So
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poemdexter posted:I have left my camera on during morning meetings so everyone can watch me make French toast and be jealous. When working from home was first getting going during covid my wife's company wanted her to keep the camera on all the fuckin' time when at home. I told her fine, but I'm gonna be hangin' dong in the background sometimes cuz gently caress if I'm gonna put on clothes just cuz the boss wants to see our apartment perpetually. A week later that policy was gone 
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Biplane posted:So we're writing 100 as 1XX? Preposterous. no it's jct
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SniperWoreConverse posted:MM is plural, it's $1M, $2MM, $3MM, etc Almost correct. It's $2MM, $3MMM, $5MMMMM, etc.
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Shame Boy posted:When working from home was first getting going during covid my wife's company wanted her to keep the camera on all the fuckin' time when at home. I told her fine, but I'm gonna be hangin' dong in the background sometimes cuz gently caress if I'm gonna put on clothes just cuz the boss wants to see our apartment perpetually. Doing god’s work. I’ve taken shits while in meetings during wfh. If management doesn’t like it they can quit scheduling 3+ hour long meetings back to back all of which go over time, regularly preposterously so. I did turn off the camera and mute myself though, I’m pretty sure anyway. Same reason I do other work, browse the internet and play games during meetings.
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The customer facing side of the company I work for tried to enforce webcam rules along with wfh dress code, but the technical teams have trouble muting themselves for bong rips on their calls as is, so no surprise that was one of their shortest lived initiatives.
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fondly remembering the beginning of my first semester of grad school when a classmate took a full minute-long supersoaker-on-porcelain piss, flushed the toilet, then engaged in some profanity-heavy banter with his roommate before returning to his computer to audibly gasp and then turn off his mic, all the while the professor is trying her best to power through the lecture. by the end of that semester, and the entire semester after, all my professors were conducting their lectures to arrays of silent black squares
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https://twitter.com/jeffbakalar/status/1515367341990813706?s=20&t=dcyOxwnjG0BAtDQRcRvikg
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This has always been true, we abstracted the process to think about it less
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WampaLord posted:https://twitter.com/jeffbakalar/status/1515367341990813706?s=20&t=dcyOxwnjG0BAtDQRcRvikg so this is why you spend $3500/mo on candles.
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RandomBlue posted:so this is why you spend $3500/mo on candles. for starters, maybe.
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https://twitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1516106787451117568
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this definitely sounds like Amazon is making employees pay for their own water otherwise.
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Use $MM in work emails and people will think youre a smart money guy. Also put negative dollars in (parenthesis). Im a physicist and take no pleasure in reporting this
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Wow, candy or bag of chips!
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poemdexter posted:this definitely sounds like Amazon is making employees pay for their own water otherwise. of course they are, for bottled water there’s probably a hose somewhere for free stuff
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Amazon doesn't charge employees for water. There are 5gal water coolers all over the warehouses with lovely little paper cone cups. At least at the one I worked in 6 years ago. You do have to bring your own bottle, may I suggest an amazon basics version for $13.99? And who knows where the cooler jugs are refilled. In house? Contract service? Sewer main? No idea.
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Shame Boy posted:Wow, candy or bag of chips!
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Amazon doesn't charge employees for water. There are 5gal water coolers all over the warehouses with lovely little paper cone cups. At least at the one I worked in 6 years ago. what does “310 pick rate” or whatever refer to?
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euphronius posted:what does “310 pick rate” or whatever refer to? pieces per hour probably
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pick rate is what ups called the number of packages you scanned as you loaded/unloaded them, per hour. So anything over 300 is 5+ packages per minute.
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Biplane posted:There's only one M in million, what the gently caress. for some reason they use MM when discussing barrels of oil or tons of coal, and sometimes money can we get a side by side of this with ukraine and/or putin
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It would only be fair for amazon to charge employees for water since the employees are stealing from amazon by drinking water when they're being paid to move boxes
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Shear Modulus posted:for some reason they use MM when discussing barrels of oil or tons of coal, and sometimes money I’m guessing that’s because M is 1000 in Roman numerals and Latin based languages is something like mille or mil and inertia is a thing in finance and trades.
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hobbesmaster posted:I’m guessing that’s because M is 1000 in Roman numerals and Latin based languages is something like mille or mil and inertia is a thing in finance and trades. then why do they use k for thousand instead of M
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