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mawarannahr posted:i sent a friend masks in the mail cause i worried that she was working with the public when the pandemic kicked off. she got divorced and we got together and we’ve been enjoying not getting COVID. thanks bona fide I don’t know if I could have pulled this move without the masks *folding a dozen Auras into roses to bring to a first date*
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Zugzwang posted:Having kids during covid definitely increases stress but is mostly fine. The worst part is knowing that the leaders of the country truly do not give a gently caress if your kid winds up dead or disabled, and they will only pay lip service to THE CHILDREN to win political points with their rube voter bases. i can protect myself and don’t have any dependents. the thought of having a small child that trusts me having to go get infected with Covid over and over seems horrible from the outside. also worse for my health
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mdemone posted:news: also if you can look at that and not think "driven oscillation" then I'm sorry
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U-DO Burger posted:oregon publishes data on breakthrough cases every All the replies say things like “But the sizes and the demographics of the two groups are different! You can’t use this as a proxy for vaccine efficacy! And why don’t you break out boosted versus unboosted!” These are all fine points, but what these numbers do show, in their raw form, is that these vaccines. Do. Not. End. This. Pandemic. The vaccine fairy could jab everyone secretly in the night, and COVID would still be much worse than any flu the world has faced in a century. America’s strategy has failed. I said it would fail in early 2021, and it has.
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mdemone posted:also if you can look at that and not think "driven oscillation" then I'm sorry i look at that chart and think "that hot dog is almost as big as the ones in people's femoral arteries after getting COVID"
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Sex Arse of Calais posted:may your titers be maxed and your words reach the eyes of the bossiest, swolest ex-con of your dreams Hey now, my standards aren't too high here. If there's any assertive covid-free ladies out there who are interested but worried they can't measure up in other departments, we can always lift weights and do crimes together. - ApocalypseEnjoyer#8958, come for the romance, stay for the gains and arson
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Thoguh posted:https://twitter.com/helenbranswell/status/1516854957714157576?s=21&t=ngTy3TbbxsrAxIF1Skd_bg cdc just chuckling and saying "haha youre probably fine covid is not an extremely novel and mutating virus that means our gambit on vaccines doing the hard work instead of us really didn't pay off at all and we're all hosed...or maybe it is! you won't hear that from us."
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bi crimes posted:i can protect myself and don’t have any dependents. the thought of having a small child that trusts me having to go get infected with Covid over and over seems horrible from the outside. also worse for my health
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ApocalypseEnjoyer posted:Lol post your respirator+microphone+speaker fit
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ApocalypseEnjoyer posted:Lol hell yeah dude
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The Oldest Man posted:The magic of COVID is that it fucks a lot of people up but the actual method of the loving you up is really all over the place. Maybe you get CFS and your life becomes a waking nightmare, maybe fungus rots your face, maybe you feel fine until you go too hard at the gym three months later throw a PE and die instantly. Was hanging out with my online pals last night. One person who went to a super spreader event and got sick afterwards was talking about their new long covid issues. It was described as massive fatigue with a side of "feeling like I'm going to die"
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A friend who had covid a few months ago now has a lot of chest pain. Another friend who had covid has fatigue, weakness, and back pain. Another friend had a mysterious respiratory illness, testing negative for covid, flu, and strep, and now has shingles.
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bi crimes posted:i can protect myself and don’t have any dependents. the thought of having a small child that trusts me having to go get infected with Covid over and over seems horrible from the outside. also worse for my health Now imagine having twins. Conceived in November 2019. Lol They are amazing though, 100% would do again even with the added stress. I'm lucky to have a spouse who also wants to properly protect them.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:that apocalypse goons whole post is peppered with true crime red flags lol "real quick vibe check before we see each other: what do you know about the various uses of visine?"
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icantfindaname posted:I recall people saying itt that it’s legally no longer an n95 if the markings are defaced, try that if they want to do legalistic bullshit NISOH’S concern here is that the solvents in the markers may render the filter marginally less effective. So don’t use a solvent marker. Use something like a pencil.
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to be clear, not trying to inject some antinatalism childfree crap about kids being bad or sucking, just saying that having kids in a society that’s decided they should go into the woodchipper seems stressful and could be the wedge that would help complete destroying a marriage that’s already on shaky ground
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bi crimes posted:to be clear, not trying to inject some antinatalism childfree crap about kids being bad or sucking, just saying that having kids in a society that’s decided they should go into the woodchipper seems stressful and could be the wedge that would help complete destroying a marriage that’s already on shaky ground there’s a time and place for having kids.
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this thread slaps, whips rear end, and several other euphemisms for ruling that I'm too lazy to think of somewhere out there, Maxine Titers is setting down her kettlebell, combing her hair, and putting on her best dress
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fosborb posted:Trevor Bedford presented to the CDC that there was a good chance an omicron event would happen every 1.5 to 10 years and within a week omicron exploded into a million new variants lmao Has Trevor Bedford been wrong about a single thing this whole pandemic? I don’t meant to put him up as some kind of a deity, but seriously, if anyone in this thread can remember a bad take of his, I’d love to hear it.
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Petey posted:i doubt it — i think they will be surprised and it will open a chance for a good conversation. this person is really thoughtful and great. tangy yet delightful posted:while me being right would be more funny for thread content, I hope you are right sincerely i was basically right. i walked in and she saw i was wearing a mask and immediately put one one, waving off my "oh you don't need to." we talked a lot about a lot of stuff, including the machinery of running a covid response for two years, and what kinds of concerns / incentives / etc were driving the decisions / calling the shots now. it was very interesting and illuminating — no great surprises or secret conspiracies, but confirmation that, like all institutional decisions, they're a mix of data, finances, relationships, politics, etc.
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mawarannahr posted:there’s a time and place for having kids. a time to weep and a time to laugh, a time to mourn and a time to dance
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One day I will turn a corner and see someone else in a makeshift doom suit and the courtship will start and end there in an instant
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I made oatmeal with cinnamon, raisins, vanilla extract and brown sugar it is good
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ApocalypseEnjoyer posted:Lol  acres of land you say? weed you say? do you need a professional game master? I can run all sorts of role-playing systems any time you want. i am also prepared to be a lady
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Rutibex posted:i am also prepared to be a lady gently caress yeah dude if you need help with this myself or several other people in this thread can help out
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fun first date activities: building a Corsi-Rosenthal cube bean shopping at Costco booster banditing screaming into pillows shitposting on Monica’s twitter picking up Irresist-a-bowls (to go!)
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hot witch divorcee posted:gently caress yeah dude if you need help with this myself or several other people in this thread can help out somethingawful's legacy
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farcry 5 is getting the sequel no one asked for
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Ten years ago I met a guy who was building a little village in the desert using plastic tubes filled with concrete which were stacked up over pits to form domes that looked like the severed torso of the Michelin man. He was asking for volunteers to help with the construction, and I was dumb enough then to think going back to the city was a better idea.
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Ojetor posted:farcry 5 is getting the sequel no one asked for are you a bad enough dudette to meet ApocEnjoyers strict invite requirements
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Zugzwang posted:This is situation-dependent of course, but I’m much more concerned about getting infected via my kid once she eventually goes to school (she’s only 8 months, so I have some time) than vice-versus. I wear only good masks, and the only kind of exception I will make re: never, ever demasking in public is when I go get my photo ID taken soon. Wifezwang is the same. Yeah this is the thing. If/when we get sick it will be from the kids bringing something home from school. I'm not even sure how much I'd even care about covid if I didn't have kids or work for the school system.
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fosborb posted:dumbest mother fucker award: 
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bi crimes posted:to be clear, not trying to inject some antinatalism childfree crap about kids being bad or sucking, just saying that having kids in a society that’s decided they should go into the woodchipper seems stressful and could be the wedge that would help complete destroying a marriage that’s already on shaky ground Nah, you’re right and none of this looks like an anti-kid screed. I have one in remote elementary school and it has been a serious source of stress even though my spouse and I are unlikely to show up on the spreadsheet. It sucks hard, but there’s a good chance I’ll manage to send a halfway decent human out into the world in a few years. I should probably apologize to him in advance for that.
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coffin flop but coffin flap
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GXL posted:Ten years ago I met a guy who was building a little village in the desert using plastic tubes filled with concrete which were stacked up over pits to form domes that looked like the severed torso of the Michelin man. He was asking for volunteers to help with the construction, and I was dumb enough then to think going back to the city was a better idea. So is that a thriving covid zero village today or?
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