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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

They did

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
That background is work safe I say just let people enjoy art imo!!!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Alternate response: that is the presentation.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Well, I got caught in a recursive racial discrimination suit and a few months later the banks crashed when all the 9s in my account flipped over.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Never ending cavalcade of profitable racism

Verdugo
Jan 5, 2009


Lipstick Apathy

Robobot posted:

Isn’t it something like 70% of the US wants socialized health care? I seem to recall seeing something like that not too long ago.

They want socialized health care but not for blacks/LGBT/immigrants/poor people/anyone else they don't deem worthy.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Shageletic posted:

Never ending cavalcade of profitable racism

Thread title imo

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Lawsuits $3,600,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my bank is dying

Stop doing racial discrimination.

No.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYckQ2zEstk

This genius tried to grab an officer's gun and ended up in a buttload of trouble :thumbsup:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The surprising thing here is that the cops didn’t gun him down.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Amazing how many times the bank was like "something's up, we're gonna check up on this" and then did check up on it and were like "something's up, this is too convenient, everything seems *above board*" and ignored the results of their checks--and skipped others--and called the cops who checked up on everything, said "something's up, this all looks *correct and lawful*, can't be"

And everyone came together and decided the right course of action, when everything checked out, was to stonewall this guy and try to gently caress him into jail.

And they're still trying to spin it like they weren't trying to gently caress this guy

I bet they do this every time a big deposit comes through, huh. That's gotta be it. They harass all their biggest clients and call the cops on them, that's just how the business operates.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Robobot posted:

Isn’t it something like 70% of the US wants socialized health care? I seem to recall seeing something like that not too long ago.
They want it for themselves yes :)

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

PurpleXVI posted:

Case B is honestly the one that confuses me because, and this is just me going out on a limb here...

If you trade Shitcoin A with a theoretical value of a hojillion dollars for Shitcoin B with a theoretical value of a hojillion dollars+1, thus getting yourself a tax burden of Lots Of Fiat Currency... but neither Shitcoin can actually be realized for fiat currency because the exchanges are shams and no one's going to let you cash it out for it's theoretical value, haven't you just magicked up a bunch of debt without any profit to cover it? Isn't it impossible to know how much has actually been gained or lost until it's cashed out in some sort of actual currency?

Maybe I should just stop trying to understand it and enjoy cryptobro suffering.

It’s a side effect of the fact that the US government takes payment in USD. If you traded me a house for a flock of chickens it would still need to be reported to the IRS in terms of USD because they don’t accept chickens as payment.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Violet_Sky posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYckQ2zEstk

This genius tried to grab an officer's gun and ended up in a buttload of trouble :thumbsup:

These vids have been popping up a bunch in my YT feed. On one hand a lot of them feature extremely hosed up and/or guilty people who are very entertaining to watch (and often rightfully need to be stopped), but it's just a pro-cop channel that always features them 'saving the day' and 'putting their lives at risk'. The comments are always back-the-blue fawning and it feels worse when it's not some DUI rear end in a top hat.

Like that dude is one ornery and obstinate motherfucker but I've worked with disturbed patients like that in a hospital setting before. Maybe there wasn't any easier way to do that, but once there are three people surrounding him with their hands on him it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that you're gonna have to wrestle him down.

OK, I just read the description, yeah he was just going nuts in a hospital and they called the cops on him. I don't blame them if there was no staff to properly handle it, but I don't really feel any joy or justice by giving this messed up dude like seven violent felony charges. OK, give him the spitting one, that's hosed up, but it's wild that the cops are the ones you call to help and then his offenses magically become much worse because assaulting officers is more serious.

We need mental health crisis EMS workers so goddamn bad in this country.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Reminds me of this dude that works for the Québec health ministry who accidentally tweeted a Porn hub link. I assume it's a dude anyway.

quote:


https://www.vice.com/en/article/3abm4y/quebec-health-ministry-twitter-account-feet-porn

On Thursday, @sante_qc, an account run by the Ministry of Health and Social Services that people presumably follow for information on the spread of the virus, vaccination, and testing, sent a tweet presenting the latest Covid-19 numbers in Québec. Attached was a chart full of numbers attached and a link. The link redirected to a foot worship video on Pornhub.

The link goes to performer Anna Ruso’s video, “Femdom feet worship.” The video has 9.2 thousand views, at least some of which apparently come from someone at Santé Québec. It’s 10 minutes of a man in a leather eye mask and red collar kissing and licking her toes.

Man, oh man. I enjoy porn myself "on occasion" but god drat don't put your kinks on your desktop image or use any device in any way connected to your loving job to indulge in that poo poo. That's like putting porn bookmarks on your google log in or having your auto complete put in "gangbang cum sluts" or something.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
https://twitter.com/jkass99/status/1516491976593469440?s=20&t=3e0giL1VmEH2OPSOeyS-EQ

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/flea333/status/1516826934402961409?t=XqRYU-9kZFB9w0ejY1a9zQ&s=19

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




DandyLion posted:

One weird trick that white folks hate!

It’s not hate it’s heritage

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



They're just like us!

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

BiggerBoat posted:

Reminds me of this dude that works for the Québec health ministry who accidentally tweeted a Porn hub link. I assume it's a dude anyway.

Man, oh man. I enjoy porn myself "on occasion" but god drat don't put your kinks on your desktop image or use any device in any way connected to your loving job to indulge in that poo poo. That's like putting porn bookmarks on your google log in or having your auto complete put in "gangbang cum sluts" or something.

But then how are you going to be able to sue google for putting xvideos way up on your start page?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

*Posted from my iphone

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Inceltown posted:

But then how are you going to be able to sue google for putting xvideos way up on your start page?

Well for starters because I use spankbang so they'll see right through that poo poo in discovery.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

https://twitter.com/hrendel_lok/status/1516625577666514944?s=21&t=U6e1ChLo9mqG9w2mOniQMQ

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Protip: civil aviation authorities do not take kindly to intentionally crashing aircraft.

Godholio posted:

I don't see this posted yet, but the NY Times is reporting that the FAA has concluded Trevor Jacob intentionally crashed his plane and has yanked his license.

For those who didn't watch this idiot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbYszLNZxhM


He's turned off comments :lol:

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

LOL. Scammers won't have to look far to find their next mark.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
That man is ruining the good name of BASE jumpers everywhere!

But seriously, what the hell did he think was going to happen when you record yourself commiting a crime and post it on youtube?

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Ror posted:

These vids have been popping up a bunch in my YT feed. On one hand a lot of them feature extremely hosed up and/or guilty people who are very entertaining to watch (and often rightfully need to be stopped), but it's just a pro-cop channel that always features them 'saving the day' and 'putting their lives at risk'. The comments are always back-the-blue fawning and it feels worse when it's not some DUI rear end in a top hat.

Like that dude is one ornery and obstinate motherfucker but I've worked with disturbed patients like that in a hospital setting before. Maybe there wasn't any easier way to do that, but once there are three people surrounding him with their hands on him it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that you're gonna have to wrestle him down.

OK, I just read the description, yeah he was just going nuts in a hospital and they called the cops on him. I don't blame them if there was no staff to properly handle it, but I don't really feel any joy or justice by giving this messed up dude like seven violent felony charges. OK, give him the spitting one, that's hosed up, but it's wild that the cops are the ones you call to help and then his offenses magically become much worse because assaulting officers is more serious.

We need mental health crisis EMS workers so goddamn bad in this country.
Yeah, this one is just sad. Besides which, this wouldn't have happened if they'd had a gun they'd stored their guns away somewhere else first, instead of bringing them into a situation where they could only make things worse.

Skwirl posted:

more crypto schad
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1516638732975226880?s=20&t=5qPLj7HlvxbSlmgCULCHXQ
the dude he's retweeting has a whole thread describing how much of a loving dumb rear end he is.

He says he's posting it "against the advice of [his] attorney" too. Doesn't mention why his attorney told him not to, but generally they give that advice for a reason!


:suicide:

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

ekuNNN posted:

schadenfreude is on the people on this flight:
https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1515528668227018752

same group?

https://twitter.com/benlewismedia/status/1504048686766211073

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Serephina posted:

That man is ruining the good name of BASE jumpers everywhere!

But seriously, what the hell did he think was going to happen when you record yourself commiting a crime and post it on youtube?

Explain why this, a man googlable as a pro snowboarder, is crashing planes to me: a person who can't turn sound on that video

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

on the other hand his calls will all be much more secure now that they'll be scrambled

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Soul Dentist posted:

Explain why this, a man googlable as a pro snowboarder, is crashing planes to me: a person who can't turn sound on that video

From someone who also didn't watch it with sound or read the article posted I'm going to guess he wanted to jump out of a plane he flew himself and skydive. Ditching the plane was part of the thrill.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Are the vast majority of Ukrainians Christians of some kind? (Although given that the Americans are almost certainly Evangelical fundies, I'm guessing the Ukrainians are the wrong kind of Christian in their eyes)

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

Soul Dentist posted:

Explain why this, a man googlable as a pro snowboarder, is crashing planes to me: a person who can't turn sound on that video

It was a tribute to a deceased BASE jumper friend, whose ashes he shows the camera early on.

A very, very stupid and dangerous-to-society-as-a-whole tribute, which I suppose is thematically appropriate?

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

^ That's new to me.

Soul Dentist posted:

Explain why this, a man googlable as a pro snowboarder, is crashing planes to me: a person who can't turn sound on that video

Based on what a bunch of aviation nerds have to say about it.. Youtube views.

There was 0 reason to ditch the plane, within range of airports and flat spaces to land at, no one wears a full parachute when flying except for acrobatics.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Psychic spies on Twitter try to steal your mind's elation
And little girls from Sweden dream of iPhone screen ablation
And if you want these kind of dreams it's Eggsscreenphonication
Break-fast of the world and all of Western civilization
The sunnyside may be but at least it's settled in a final location
It's understood that Hollywood sells Eggsscreenphonication
Plate your repast very well to break the shell of aging
Ketchup formed a skin, dropped phone your sin, and in the salsa wading?
Steve Jobs is torn
Huevos on porn
Dream of Eggsscreenphonication
Dream of Eggsscreenphonication
Dream of Eggsscreenphonication
Dream of Eggsscreenphonication
Egg on my phone, put on Twitter for the world, be my very own schaden favorite
A egg plate dive with an Android inside getting high on information
Can find me a shard in the scramble hoard, it's Eggsscreenphonication
Eggs may be the final frontier but they're made for a Smashmouth pranking
And chicken can you hear the spheres singing songs of youth to matron
And Margerine's not far away, it's Eggsscreenphonication
Born and raised by those who praise control of population
Well, everybody's been there and I don't mean on vacation
Cluck storm for corn
Roosters unborn
Dream of Eggsscreenphonication
Dream of Eggsscreenphonication
Dream of Eggsscreenphonication
Dream of Eggsscreenphonication
Destruction leads to delicious egg yolk but it also bleeds creation
And henpecks are to a Flea's guitar, they're just another phone vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the phone from Eggsscreenphonication
Plate your repast very well to brunch the spell of aging
Ketchup formed a skin, dropped phone your sin, and in the salsa wading?
Steve Jobs is torn
Huevos on porn
Dream of Eggsscreenphonication
Dream of Eggsscreenphonication
Dream of Eggsscreenphonication
Dream of Eggsscreenphonication

E: thanks for the eggsplanations lol

Soul Dentist fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Apr 21, 2022

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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nomad2020 posted:

^ That's new to me.

Based on what a bunch of aviation nerds have to say about it.. Youtube views.

There was 0 reason to ditch the plane, within range of airports and flat spaces to land at, no one wears a full parachute when flying except for acrobatics.

My favorite part was he claimed to always wear a parachute while flying. But seemed to forget that he had filmed himself flying a bunch and never had one on in any other clips.

kimcicle
Feb 23, 2003


Imagine flying thousands of miles in the middle of a pandemic to accost people at what could be the most traumatic time of their lives to find religion. What absolute useless idiots. They should have taken the cost of those plane tickets and donated to charitable causes instead.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe

ekuNNN posted:

schadenfreude is on the people on this flight:
https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1515528668227018752

https://twitter.com/JacobScottDavis/status/1515442560176730113

All I can see is Hank Hill

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

what / where / why is this?

but yeah, awesome. Flying LEG KICK!

Romania? I think, based on the flag

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Apr 21, 2022

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blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

Inceltown posted:

From someone who also didn't watch it with sound or read the article posted I'm going to guess he wanted to jump out of a plane he flew himself and skydive. Ditching the plane was part of the thrill.

I was going to say before I even read the article that it looks like basically an ultra-light(?) aircraft, and I get he was basically in the middle of nowhere, but there looked to be plenty of roads or semi flat places he could of landed. he probably could of glided for a long, long time.
plus he just looks like a douche.

glad he got his comeuppance


Hyperlynx posted:

It's just a Cessna or something, not an ultralight.

I actually got to do an introductory flying lesson just a few days ago in a plane that looked a lot like that, which was a Cessna 152.

Yeah, I didn't think ultra-lights were quite looking like that. His looks very flimsy, but thanks for the correction!

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Apr 21, 2022

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