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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > AFCN: I thought about Amos Zereoue at like 4am last night
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Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream
 Cool Thread 2

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 He. Took. His. Own. Towel.

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Cavauro posted:

He. Took. His. Own. Towel.

Curved. Swords.

* # ? Mar 29, 2022 00:35
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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
It's important to make sure you have a towel if you play for the Bengals. Oh poo poo I forgot about the word filter now my post is going to be deleted.

* # ? Mar 29, 2022 00:55
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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I would appreciate if one of you Ravens fans could kindly select them in the Goon Draft.

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 priest holmes

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

 Too mainstream, you have to go deeper

Ovie Mughelli

sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Apr 14, 2022

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 it's fine. it's calling attention to david bowie from the Lower Third. it's interesting

* # ? Apr 14, 2022 21:41
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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
 https://mobile.twitter.com/Patrickqueen_/status/1515111378868187137

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BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

 I'm glad that this is the one thread that seems safe from the same 5 or 6 posters stopping in to give their dumb rear end takes. I love you AFCN boys. And them Cratez

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 whoop my rear end

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Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream
 No

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 football admin wasn't afraid. but he's gone forever

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Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

 the mods are afraid to post here because they KNOW i'd whoop their rear end

* # ? Apr 16, 2022 19:25
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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I can't wait to watch my team beat your teams. Like 5 months away. :smith:

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
https://twitter.com/BmoreBeatdown/status/1516603079105429504?t=sHkKsGRnjiw3SRxvUUQI9g&s=19

This kind of pathetic division incest is what makes the AFC North so great.

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Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream
 boinkin’

* # ? Apr 20, 2022 12:56
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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Is a Raven WR being claimed on waivers by the Steelers a Kawa wet dream or a Kawa nightmare?

* # ? Apr 20, 2022 13:15
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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Eifert Posting posted:

Is a Raven WR being claimed on waivers by the Steelers a Kawa wet dream or a Kawa nightmare?

Mostly just piques curiosity. But I think without a true QB their WR developmental prowess might be diminished.

At this point in time I think the WR position on this team are a lost cause and we should focus more on developing or acquiring another pass-catching TE to complement Andrews

Kawalimus fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Apr 20, 2022

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

 the steelers ravens and browns loving suck dick and the bengals are good

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

the steelers ravens and browns loving suck dick and the bengals are good

:hmmyes:

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

the steelers ravens and browns loving suck dick and the bengals are good

Agreed. I am a little worried though that they're just going to hand Carman The starting left guard spot and he's going to suck again.

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Dietrich
Sep 11, 2001

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

the steelers ravens and browns loving suck dick and the bengals are good

this is correct.

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
 https://mobile.twitter.com/NFLonCBS/status/1516797587659141125

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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Most ohioans are registered for a different list

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
This time last year you could say that the majority of Bengals fans weren't alive the last time they won a playoff game. "Has lost a lot of superbowls" is a clear upgrade.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Doltos posted:

Most ohioans are registered for a different list

Skyline fan club is still accepting new members

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 This time last year you could say it's freaking 420 dude

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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Skyline fan club is still accepting new members

gold star chili is the official chili sponsor of the Cincinnati bengals.

* # ? Apr 21, 2022 01:23
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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Skyline is absolutely better though.

* # ? Apr 21, 2022 01:54
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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
 Well hopefully both chili places arent near schools

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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Eifert Posting posted:

Skyline is absolutely better though.

this is it. you’ve crossed a line with this take. absolutely ridiculous

* # ? Apr 21, 2022 02:36
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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Goldstar burgers are fine. I wouldn't touch their chili with a pole.

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I like the Skyline coneys and their hot sauce on fries is good

I’ve never eaten a 5x5 but I think maybe I should try it. It’s basically meat sauce on spaghetti

* # ? Apr 21, 2022 02:48
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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Cincinnati chili is fast food and should be judged as such. That said, the correct answer is a cheese coney with everything and ideally w/ habenero cheese.

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 this changes everything

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

 Bunch of bloated motherfuckers pretending they wouldn't eat anything put in front of them

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Despera posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/NFLonCBS/status/1516797587659141125
Frankly it's just nice to be nominated

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Dietrich
Sep 11, 2001

 Just think, this time next year, we could be tied for first!

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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

BrownThunder posted:

I'm glad the Bengals lost.


I'm glad because I'm not sure I would be able to hold myself to this decision if they had won.


I had an amazing seat for the game, and was perfectly placed to see the hit made on Giovanni Bernard. This is a kid who has been every bit the upstanding citizen, and builds schools in Haiti with his wealth. What I realized when I was asked to watch a player lower his eyes to the grass and drive the crown of his helmet through Gio's head over and over is that the NFL doesn't care at all about these people. I guess I always knew that but it really drove the point home.

The NFL reviewed the play to see whether their idiotic notion of what is and isn't a catch was held to. They reviewed the play to see whether Gio's wrist touched the ground. They reviewed the play to see if he was able to hold on to a bit of leather as he lost consciousness. They forced us to watch Ryan Shazier do exactly what they claim to be trying to prevent over twenty times. I finally came to terms with the fact that the reason the NFL doesn't make a more serious effort to enforce these penalties is because they don't give a drat about Giovanni Bernard. As I watched fans throw cans and bottles at the officials I realized that had more to do with the colors on the uniforms than the fact that that one hit will almost certainly have a major impact on the kid's life. I like the team because I like the players.

Players don't give a poo poo about personal fouls because they're called arbitrarily, and until the NFL makes personal fouls reviewable I am not consuming another second of football. I should stop outright regardless, but I love the game. I will miss chatting with y'all but I can't justify following a sport that has such flagrant disregard for the welfare of its players. I'll see y'all in other subforums.
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