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Apr 6, 2006



CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

The wing looks like it doesn't mount to the rear beaver

rear beaver

As an American, I'd like to think I'm pretty up on my boots and bonnets, but what's a beaver? That's a piece of anatomical automotive jargon I hadn't heard.

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Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




glyph posted:

As an American, I'd like to think I'm pretty up on my boots and bonnets, but what's a beaver? That's a piece of anatomical automotive jargon I hadn't heard.

You aren't alone. :confuoot:

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Finger Prince posted:

This is probably a render, but drat this DeLorean looks fresh.


Render, but I unironically would prefer that to whatever bullshit DeLorean is going to try to pawn off as a "DeLorean EV". What I wat in a DeLorean EV is a DeLorean, but EV. Maybe with some updates like that rendering.

Olympic Mathlete posted:

It was tempting to put this in the other thread but I dunno, the dimensions kinda work. To me it seems to be a Jaguar XK8/R shell with the F Type rear lights, classic E type exhausts and I don't even know what the front end is because that's shorter than the original XK. I kinda dig it, seems really well done too.

https://twitter.com/Goater102/status/1514315202472423427?s=20&t=ceeUVCORvr1cC76xAnTTQQ

I'm going to agree with the comments on the Twitter that it looks like the car is originally a 911 o some stripe, given the greenhouse and nose profile.


Neat, and my nostalgia bone was positively singing, but this is the one area where I don't miss '80s tech.


edit: and I have no idea what a car's beaver is, either. Cue the "dragons loving cars" porn. Either that or the semi-anthropomorphic cars porn. I wish I were kidding.

Darchangel fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Apr 20, 2022

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Darchangel posted:

I'm going to agree with the comments on the Twitter that it looks like the car is originally a 911 o some stripe, given the greenhouse and nose profile.

It is 100% a late 90s Jag XK.

BuckyDoneGun
Nov 30, 2004
fat drunk
Roughly, a beaver panel is the bit across the back the connects the two rear fenders, where the rear lights and bumper attach.

I never thought about it till now but a quick search seems to suggest it's a bit of an Australianisim but that just could be what results Google gives for my location.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Darchangel posted:

I'm going to agree with the comments on the Twitter that it looks like the car is originally a 911 o some stripe, given the greenhouse and nose profile.

Twitter needs to look at more Jags because...

Powershift posted:

It is 100% a late 90s Jag XK.

*I flipped this image horizontally, petrol cap is on the left hand side of the car.


https://twitter.com/Goater102/status/1514315202472423427?s=20&t=tzopvJld2A82G42WkBqv_A


*edit: also we have to go back.

https://twitter.com/QuirkyRides/status/1516660516466343939?s=20&t=tzopvJld2A82G42WkBqv_A

Olympic Mathlete fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Apr 21, 2022

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/LXWzEnc.mp4

Yes, please.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:



I've just been sent that exact video. Comparing this to the new BMW? Yeah give me this 100%.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Olympic Mathlete posted:

I've just been sent that exact video. Comparing this to the new BMW? Yeah give me this 100%.

gently caress the BMW, that Century is my kind of poo poo

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



YESSSSSS controls to force the front passengers seat forward. I love it if only for that!

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Is the front seat passthrough so you can stretch out your legs in the backseat?

That whole thing is incredible, I just hope all those little motors are solid.

CaptainTofu
Jun 1, 2021

Humphreys posted:

YESSSSSS controls to force the front passengers seat forward. I love it if only for that!

My Crown has this and the potential for your back seat passenger winding up your front seat passenger is genuinely incredible.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Ror posted:

Is the front seat passthrough so you can stretch out your legs in the backseat?

That whole thing is incredible, I just hope all those little motors are solid.

Yeah the centre of the passenger front seat is indeed for putting your feet up.

And it's a Toyota. A posh one. (that's like 30 years old at this point) so if you don't think they over engineered the poo poo out of everything moreso than usual then you're nuts.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


It is classic 80s Toyota. It will survive past the end of humanity.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
Yeah that Century is Toyota's flagship of flagships, the car that the royal family has as their chariot. It's insanely engineered with an under-stressed V12.

It will last.

BigPaddy posted:

It is classic 80s Toyota. It will survive past the end of humanity.

Came out in 1997 actually :eng101:

KakerMix fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Apr 21, 2022

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


KakerMix posted:

Came out in 1997 actually :eng101:

That's right. The Century always looks one decade older than it is.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

KakerMix posted:

Yeah that Century is Toyota's flagship of flagships, the car that the royal family has as their chariot. It's insanely engineered with an under-stressed V12.

It will last.

Came out in 1997 actually :eng101:

Century for royalty, Nissan President for functionaries.

When are you gonna buy one?

Play chauffeur to the wife and/or kiddies. "Would M'um wish to recline? Oh yes, certainly M'um. Cocktail? Would Young Sir wish to record a message, while the chariot massages the shoulders?" White gloves, hat, mirror polished shoes.

I can't imagine being in charge of the thing, and I baby my clapped-out, 20+ year old delivery trucks.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I just remembered that RCR did a video on the (newer) Century: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IZNSaVOM3s&t=44s all usual RCR disclaimers apply.

No joke I'd get one of thse loving things if a) feeding the V12 wouldn't bankrupt me and b) didn't have to street park it

BuckyDoneGun
Nov 30, 2004
fat drunk

Olympic Mathlete posted:

And it's a Toyota. A posh one. (that's like 30 years old at this point) so if you don't think they over engineered the poo poo out of everything moreso than usual then you're nuts.

It could be as new as 2017!

another loser
Mar 25, 2001
Friend has a Century and it's wild to ride around in. He actually did buy a chauffeur uniform for the times he takes it out. The automatic lace curtains are :c00l:

It's for sale if anybody interested....

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

another loser posted:

Friend has a Century and it's wild to ride around in. He actually did buy a chauffeur uniform for the times he takes it out. The automatic lace curtains are :c00l:

It's for sale if anybody interested....

Goal in life: buy Toyota Century (or Buick Century), buy mannequin head, take picture of latter next to former, then post it to a tragically hip message board and see if anyone bites

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
They're not that expensive here:
V12 shape - https://www.trademe.co.nz/3560010331
Earlier V8 is also pretty cool in an 80s kinda way - https://www.trademe.co.nz/3550696530

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Phy posted:

Goal in life: buy Toyota Century (or Buick Century), buy mannequin head, take picture of latter next to former, then post it to a tragically hip message board and see if anyone bites

Make sure the mannequin head has an Elvis wig and you take the pictures by a speedway.

Galler
Jan 28, 2008


Look at all those fukkin buttons :eyepop: That should have been the automotive future instead of touchscreen bullshit.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKIYUGNNEWk

Now I can see the 100 (watch the video for the explanation)

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I don’t know if this belongs here, but: https://www.instagram.com/p/CcmNN6OhQLr/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Definitely belongs here, as well as any other place that is :krad:

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

You Am I posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKIYUGNNEWk

Now I can see the 100 (watch the video for the explanation)

this guy is just so annoying which is really unfortunate because i want to like the content of this channel

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

BraveUlysses posted:

this guy is just so annoying which is really unfortunate because i want to like the content of this channel

Maybe Doug Demuro would be more to your liking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI1dXwcJec4

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Hmmm. Yeah it does. I'd ride the *poo poo* outta that


BraveUlysses posted:

this guy is just so annoying which is really unfortunate because i want to like the content of this channel

Annoying and also gets a lot of what should be basic facts wrong a lot that should be easily verifiable before the script is completed. Feel like achannel that has otherwise high production values should really be able to do better in that regard

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Annoying and also gets a lot of what should be basic facts wrong a lot that should be easily verifiable before the script is completed. Feel like achannel that has otherwise high production values should really be able to do better in that regard

Yeah, it's the official Haggerty channel. They out of like everyone else should have their poo poo straight.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


There's an incredible vehicle at 5 minutes in :3: though to be fair there's a whole lot of super cool stuff in there too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYfE88tk3Ks

Mr_Chicken
Mar 23, 2009

Had a lovely surprise on my lunch walk today, when i saw this 240z just parked up in town.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Mr_Chicken posted:

Had a lovely surprise on my lunch walk today, when i saw this 240z just parked up in town.



That's intensely cool.

So is this:
https://twitter.com/CarsonNorth21/status/1516898913642369024?s=20&t=eR9_9dFDj-TtgIvXVS5YGg

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Olympic Mathlete posted:

Twitter needs to look at more Jags because...

*I flipped this image horizontally, petrol cap is on the left hand side of the car.


https://twitter.com/Goater102/status/1514315202472423427?s=20&t=tzopvJld2A82G42WkBqv_A

Yeah, I'll buy that. XK with XF tail bits.


Would. Not in modern SUV-rich highway traffic, but city car, sure.

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

gently caress the BMW, that Century is my kind of poo poo

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Doesn't Benny from the MCM extended universe have one of these?

AirRaid
Dec 21, 2004

Nose Manual + Super Sonic Spin Attack

Darchangel posted:

Yeah, I'll buy that. XK with XF tail bits.

F-Type tail lights. The XF is a sedan which looks very different.

You know, since we’re being picky :eng101:

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Large Testicles posted:

Doesn't Benny from the MCM extended universe have one of these?

He has a Cresta which was fitted with a turbo Barra that runs 7 second quarter miles. Look up Benny’s Custom Works for his own YouTube channel.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

BigPaddy posted:

He has a Cresta which was fitted with a turbo Barra that runs 7 second quarter miles. Look up Benny’s Custom Works for his own YouTube channel.

Yeah I know that, I watch his channel. I'm just asking cause I forget if he has one of these too.

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BuckyDoneGun
Nov 30, 2004
fat drunk
He does. I don't know the exact year but I'm pretty sure it's a reasonably newer one.

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