Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

slave to my cravings posted:

drat will smith rules

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


good one jake, you really sold it well and the crowd ate it up, and it's getting a huge reaction on twitter, nice job, you'll be opening for smash mouth in no time

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
thought the dude coming on stage was RealOnlineBoy

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

KomradeX posted:

Sounds like he should try to be funny instead of crying on Twitter

he should also try Teaching And Respecting the Disabled instead of having sex with them

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

you'll be opening for smash mouth in no time

lol drat bro

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

Fellatio del Toro posted:

woah adam did the soundtrack for uncut gems?

Dasha dated Daniel Lopatin?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

good one jake, you really sold it well and the crowd ate it up, and it's getting a huge reaction on twitter, nice job, you'll be opening for smash mouth in no time

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
dasha has also dated me

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Imagine if Dasha was in Julia Fox’s role. Or Idina Menzel’s actually

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

Smythe posted:

dasha has also dated me

:sweatdrop:

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Imagine if Dasha was in Julia Fox’s role. Or Idina Menzel’s actually

Imagining this and getting really mad about it

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

Dmitri-9 posted:

Dasha dated Daniel Lopatin?

i think it was a different guy whos contributed to some OPN stuff but it would be really cool if adam got cucked by lopatin

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Imagine if Dasha was in Julia Fox’s role. Or Idina Menzel’s actually

universe where dasha dated post divorce kanye...

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
dont remember any women being in uncut gems. soz

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Hell imagine if Dasha played Judd Hirsch’s character

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Smythe posted:

dont remember any women being in uncut gems. soz

Surprised that you, the horniest man in the world, don’t remember Julia Fox

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Surprised that you, the horniest man in the world, don’t remember Julia Fox

shes a babe for sure but when i think uncut gems adam sandlers meteoric performance fills every crevice of my mind.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Smythe posted:

shes a babe for sure but when i think uncut gems adam sandlers meteoric performance fills every crevice of my mind.

Fair, the movie does kick rear end

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Fair, the movie does kick rear end

watched it blind, blew me away. wow

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
adam sandler owns. makes like 5 low rent movies to con producers into providing paid vacations and get hella cash for he and his bros and then every 10 years reaches into the earth and pulls forth an auteurist masterpeice. what a pimp

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
dasha's gonna pop up in a lot of poo poo once her agency realizes they can sell her as the White Zendaya.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

zendaya has actual presence on-camera

Terminal autist
May 17, 2018

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/TheRealOJ32/status/1514245452715102214

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

if Elon promises to blue check OJ, then he has my full support

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

R. Guyovich posted:

zendaya has actual presence on-camera

they said the white zendaya

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Dr. Killjoy posted:

dasha's gonna pop up in a lot of poo poo once her agency realizes they can sell her as the White Zendaya.

dasha as the princess irulan

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

StashAugustine posted:

dasha as the princess irulan

Grimes would die of shame

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
https://twitter.com/Senn_Spud/status/1517337035635257344?t=jtEv6rytA7C1sz4swPphiQ&s=19

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I bet amber would date oj

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Bip Roberts posted:

I bet amber would date oj

Who?

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005


Old football player who had a scrape with the law in the 90s

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Smythe posted:

adam sandler owns. makes like 5 low rent movies to con producers into providing paid vacations and get hella cash for he and his bros and then every 10 years reaches into the earth and pulls forth an auteurist masterpeice. what a pimp

Its still insanely funny that Rob Schneider fumbled the bag on that gravy train by being insufferable for no reason.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Surprised that you, the horniest man in the world, don’t remember Julia Fox

that entire movie makes me really anxious but the part where she's in underwear and they show her rear end cheeks makes me even more anxious

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007

He's friends will Enrico Palazzo

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Smythe posted:

shes a babe for sure but when i think uncut gems adam sandlers meteoric performance fills every crevice of my mind.

I still love Punch-Drunk Love

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

good one jake, you really sold it well and the crowd ate it up, and it's getting a huge reaction on twitter, nice job, you'll be opening for smash mouth in no time

lol damg

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Its still insanely funny that Rob Schneider fumbled the bag on that gravy train by being insufferable for no reason.

he had a kid with a model and lets just say that his genes are super strong

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

the milk machine posted:

that entire movie makes me really anxious but the part where she's in underwear and they show her rear end cheeks makes me even more anxious

she said when she was an escort she used to poop on strangers

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

she said when she was an escort she used to poop on strangers

honestly if people were paying me thousands of dollars an hour or whatever just because i'm hot i'd probably be happy to take a dump on them too. #lifegoals

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
idk i don't think it's an ideal customer service experience dealing with a customer who desires to be pooped on

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply