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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Karate Bastard posted:

Uh, if I turn it upside down it sort of looks like I've been Wayne Gretzkyd super hard?

Anywhere else on the internet, that might mean you were scored on from behind the net, or unexpectedly traded to Los Angeles

Not on the something awful forums, though, by jupiter

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BirdOfPlay
Feb 19, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Karate Bastard posted:

Ok imma need a little help here

It's the Stanley, the Gatekeeper of Hell, from Little Nicky. Didn't know he was played by Kevin Nealon.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

From my YouTube recommendations.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Look, Greg gets a little handsy when he's drunk, okay?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

https://i.imgur.com/5PrpfD8.mp4

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Getting fired my first day at the zoo for using my mouth

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Terrible technique

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

flavor.flv posted:

Getting fired my first day at the zoo for using my mouth

buddy i can tell you its not using your mouth that will get you fired

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Platystemon posted:

Terrapin technique

ftfy

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Mohel got a little carried away

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

:same:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Solid tinder pic

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Captain Hygiene posted:

Solid tinder pic

:vince:

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Captain Hygiene posted:

Solid tinder pic

:five:

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Captain Hygiene posted:

Solid tinder pic

Yet in reality

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



It was cold that day.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Carrying it home, thrown over your shoulder like a hobo's bindle

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

You'd think people would be jumping on a treasure like that.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Must be really hardon the knees

1
Feb 28, 2007

1️⃣
Just another number.

Reminds me of the classic Scrotum humanum.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.


Why does it have a toenail? :gonk:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Brandfarlig posted:

Why does it have a toenail? :gonk:

Umm yours doesn’t?

This is worrying.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Brandfarlig posted:

Why does it have a toenail? :gonk:

That is just a callous from overuse.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Brandfarlig posted:

Why does it have a toenail? :gonk:

That's what happens when you don't get circumcised, a nail grows under it.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I had a nightmare recently where penises had fingernails growing out of them. I don't know how dream-people survived before the invention of the manicure.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Back in ages past we could all reach to bite the nail off, but then we fell from grace and now we can't, but also we don't grow nails there any more, so swings and roundabouts.

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Marcade posted:

I had a nightmare recently where penises had fingernails growing out of them. I don't know how dream-people survived before the invention of the manicure.

Sometimes I have nightmares that my penis teeth get loose and fall out.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Brandfarlig posted:

Why does it have a toenail? :gonk:

It's a penile bald wig

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012


Pitata

DeadlyMuffin
Jul 3, 2007

Elviscat posted:

From my YouTube recommendations.



Watching that guy get hammered in a "please watch my channel" kinda way is hard to watch.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

DeadlyMuffin posted:

Watching that guy get hammered in a "please watch my channel" kinda way is hard to watch.

I know what you mean. It's not really "this is how you make cocktails" (if you want that, go watch Cocktail Chemistry), and it's not really "this is the history of the cocktail" (Tasting History). It's an odd channel.

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HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

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