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Lumbermouth posted:Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up  Edit: Perfect snipe.
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killa-pope posted:Dude was just roasting himself, really. Couple days prior … Lmao
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LMAO, he showed up in the replies to defend himself: https://twitter.com/TheCyberSmith/status/1517460671344041984
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I'm glad I moved out of NYC. At this point anyone who actually wants to live there is either delusion or incredibly wealthy. For the rest of us peons it's a place where rent costs almost everything you earn in a month and everyone develops fabulous and rare forms of neurosis
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I loved NYC except for the expense. I also love New Orleans though so my brain is clearly broken. This is the best "New York Person" post since the bodega post tho Mega Comrade posted:So NewYorkers are the Parisians of the Americas? Nah Paris is if NYC and LA had an ungodly lovechild. And they force all the kids to speak like a stereotypical Brooklyn kid at every school in the US, at least on paper. Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 23:43 on Apr 22, 2022 |
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killa-pope posted:Dude was just roasting himself, really. Couple days prior … Oh cmon my guy was just poppin off some Britney lyrics
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killa-pope posted:Dude was just roasting himself, really. Couple days prior … And I… I must confess: I still believe! E:fb awww…
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thank you for you're service https://twitter.com/WYP_DavePurcell/status/1517081569663590402
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:Lol at NYCers in that guy's replies saying it takes too long to get places and they're too busy. My dudes for less than $3 you can be anywhere in the city in an hour. I've lived in plenty of places that didn't even have a bus route. New Yorkers have the best public transit in the country and they all act like anything further than three blocks from their apartment is like the Bataan Death March.
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Apr 23, 2022 03:07
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There's something about being jammed into that kind of area with that many people, it makes you never want to interact with any of them ever.
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https://twitter.com/bunnydelphine/status/1517680043165720578?s=21 This is stupider than the bath water poo poo.
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I can do that with 50ps and my nose except they also come out again. but nobody is paying me millions of dollars to do it
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Now try it with 50 psi
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OwlFancier posted:I can do that with 50ps and my nose except they also come out again. no you're just paying yourself 50p each time
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TinTower posted:https://twitter.com/bunnydelphine/status/1517680043165720578?s=21 I feel like there were a lot of options for dealing with that situation. Like slipping a thick piece of cloth around the bulb and smushing it (more) safely. Or perhaps just slowly waiting and relaxing the muscles until you could open your mouth further. Not doing it in the first place would've been the best choice, but sometimes you just have to listen to your lizard brain I guess
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Kit Walker posted:I feel like there were a lot of options for dealing with that situation. Like slipping a thick piece of cloth around the bulb and smushing it (more) safely. Or perhaps just slowly waiting and relaxing the muscles until you could open your mouth further. Not doing it in the first place would've been the best choice, but sometimes you just have to listen to your lizard brain I guess The best option would be to fake the whole thing and post it anyway, which is clearly what she did, that is the wrong size and shape light bulb for the myth
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Captain Monkey posted:https://twitter.com/westernunion2k/status/1517271297721442304?s=21&t=7imEi8B0P_K155iDtKTi2Q I had to click this one to find the treasure underneath. RIP to the OG JAV title tweeter
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grittyreboot posted:New Yorkers have the best public transit in the country and they all act like anything further than three blocks from their apartment is like the Bataan Death March. The transit system was designed primarily for getting into and out of downtown so I have to take a train from Queens to Manhattan to catch another train that passes through Brooklyn back into Queens if it's too cold to bike to work.
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rodbeard posted:The transit system was designed primarily for getting into and out of downtown so I have to take a train from Queens to Manhattan to catch another train that passes through Brooklyn back into Queens if it's too cold to bike to work. My brother I physically need you to understand how much better that still is than most of the country, and indeed the world
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Mierenneuker posted:I had to click this one to find the treasure underneath. Here is the actually funny image rather than stupid twitter cropped one that you need to click through to see the point but you have no idea clicking through even shows you anything so don't. 
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It was terrible, my friend wanted to go somewhere but he got... a connection.
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Scientastic posted:The best option would be to fake the whole thing and post it anyway, which is clearly what she did, that is the wrong size and shape light bulb for the myth Also... I'm not going to try it, but... I don't get it. Why wouldn't you be able to take it out if you can put it through? It must require a specific kind of bulb.
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credburn posted:Also... you should definitely try it and post results
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Kit Walker posted:I feel like there were a lot of options for dealing with that situation. Like slipping a thick piece of cloth around the bulb and smushing it (more) safely. Or perhaps just slowly waiting and relaxing the muscles until you could open your mouth further. Not doing it in the first place would've been the best choice, but sometimes you just have to listen to your lizard brain I guess credburn posted:I'm not going to try it, but... I don't get it. Why wouldn't you be able to take it out if you can put it through? It must require a specific kind of bulb.
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Mx. posted:you should definitely try it and post results There was a story posted here from a guy in the ER who had a patient come in with a bulb stuck in his mouth. Followed an hour or so later by a second guy with a bulb stuck in his mouth. Sounded like an impossible coincidence. Until it turned out the second dude was a taxi driver, who, having delivered the first dude to the hospital, was utterly convinced that there was no way to get a bulb stuck in your mouth. And decided to prove to himself how dumb the first dude was.
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credburn posted:Also... I haven't ever done it with a lightbulb but you can overextend your jaw slightly to get a sphere-shaped object into your mouth and then find it very difficult to get it back out again because you basically pushed your jaw open with the object to get it in and now you can't get enough of a grip to pull it out.
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Also stressing your jaw like that will cause it to get stiff and start clenching.
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instead of putting a lightbulb in your mouth, do this cool trick: stand in a doorway with the backs of your hands pressed firmly against the sides for about 30 seconds, then step away
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this is an actual cool trick not a prank!!!
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Vib Rib posted:"I'm sure I could reason my way out of it" and "that doesn't make sense, why wouldn't you be able to?" are the two main lines of thought that lead to people trying it, and then they eat glass. Someone needs to do it with a CFL and say it wasn't hard at all
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If you cant fit a lightbulb in your mouth try deez instead
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moonmazed posted:instead of putting a lightbulb in your mouth, do this cool trick: stand in a doorway with the backs of your hands pressed firmly against the sides for about 30 seconds, then step away if i had two working arms i would try this. somebody else try it for me and do a trip report.
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Mx. posted:if i had two working arms i would try this. somebody else try it for me and do a trip report. Pretty sure it'll work with one arm. It just makes it feel like your arms are sort of floating because 30 seconds is long enough for your brain to get used to working against the immovable pressure of the doorframe, so its absence feels like negative pressure. Just stand close to a wall (or doorframe) side-on and basically try to raise your arm (even though you can't because the wall's in the way).
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Always reminded of the Scrubs episode with the lightbulb up the butt.
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TinTower posted:https://twitter.com/bunnydelphine/status/1517680043165720578?s=21 This is stupid but I applauded her dumb bathwater grift. Her whole schtick seems to be exploiting and now maybe also physically injuring dumb morons who jerk off to her, maybe that's actually the fetish she's going after.
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Baron von Eevl posted:This is stupid but I applauded her dumb bathwater grift. She's fash trash so she can get hosed.
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Baron von Eevl posted:Her whole schtick seems to be exploiting and now maybe also physically injuring dumb morons who jerk off to her, maybe that's actually the fetish she's going after. Someone has to do it
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Bismuth posted:If you cant fit a lightbulb in your mouth try deez instead How can I fit Steve Jobs in my mouth
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Breetai posted:She's fash trash so she can get hosed. I’m pretty sure getting hosed is part of her “thing” now too
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