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Who will win the federal Election
This poll is closed.
Labor Majority 48 42.48%
Labor Minority 29 25.66%
Liberal Majority 3 2.65%
Liberal Minority 12 10.62%
UAP Majoirty 21 18.58%
Total: 113 votes
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abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before

Absolutely shameful effort

edit; also lol at the gambling ad on the front page of the loving newspaper.

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Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

Konomex
Oct 25, 2010

a whiteman who has some authority over others, who not only hasn't raped anyone, or stared at them creepily...

It's a play on the words Albanese and Queasy Shaun, it's like a pun.

Just a bit of fun Shaun.

...



Penny Wong coming out with some absolute Zingers now that Albaqueasy is off sick. On the Solomon Islands Chinese Military Superbase fiasco she's said about Morrison not even contacting the President 'He doesn't hold a hose, he doesn't pick up a phone, he doesn't do anything'. Really great 30 second radio grab. Wish she could be our next PM, but it's not to be.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




gamble responsibly

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
Albanussy

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Albo Wheezy was right there

Jumpsuit
Jan 1, 2007

Albo deez nuts

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
Aussy aussy aussy

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/albo

Aware
Nov 18, 2003
Apparently viewing that requires a Twitter account and that is a line I will not cross.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



kelly doin the mediscare thing again. its just accepted wisdom that labor saying the liberals wanted to destroy medicare before the last election was lie despite the liberals taking an axe to it after winning and saying theyre gonna do more

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
Adam Bandt for PM, not even kidding

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

Aware posted:

Apparently viewing that requires a Twitter account and that is a line I will not cross.

It's a dude who draws porn and he keeps getting tagged by mps and journalists because his handle is @albo, and he's like "please stop I am an Italian pornographic artist and I don't know what this means but there are some very angry Australians replying rudely to me"

For years

The Peccadillo fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Apr 22, 2022

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
I hope he sold a shitload of horndog drawings about it. How much would it suck to be an artist that went viral and didn't sell anything about it

lih
May 15, 2013

Just a friendly reminder of what it looks like.

We'll do punctuation later.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-04-23/liberal-party-wechat-troll-spreading-lies-about-critics/101003472

liberals spreading lies on chinese social media about labor supporters being under investigation for being chinese spies

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

lih posted:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-04-23/liberal-party-wechat-troll-spreading-lies-about-critics/101003472

liberals spreading lies on chinese social media about labor supporters being under investigation for being chinese spies

Not surprised. My Chinese ex got a few WeChat messages like those just before the 2013 election despite not even being eligible to vote.

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Is australian wechat anti-china or something?

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
also just told Gladys Liu to gently caress off, like, to her face

Bargearse fucked around with this message at 10:14 on Apr 23, 2022

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Bargearse posted:

also just old Gladys Liu to gently caress off, like, to her face

NOICE

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

I'm not a doomer but lol, if there's anything that'll drive Australians back into the arms of the coalition it'll be an interest rate hike in the middle of an election campaign:

https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/election-surprise-from-rba-on-cards-with-super-sized-rate-rise-20220422-p5affw.html

quote:

The Reserve Bank is a 50-50 chance to deliver a late election campaign interest rate rise to millions of Australian home buyers with the nation’s second-largest lender warning people could face the largest one-off rate rise since the start of the century.

In what would be the biggest intervention in an election since 2007, analysts and financial markets increasingly believe the RBA cannot delay normalising interest rates and will have to move at its May 3 meeting to deal with growing inflation pressures.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

she’s out the front of Box Hill station handing out showbags if anyone else would like to make their opinions known

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

freebooter posted:

I'm not a doomer but lol, if there's anything that'll drive Australians back into the arms of the coalition it'll be an interest rate hike in the middle of an election campaign:

https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/election-surprise-from-rba-on-cards-with-super-sized-rate-rise-20220422-p5affw.html

Itll go about as well for the LNP as it did in 2007

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
They’ll spin it as “it would have been worse under LABOR!!!” and the voters will fall for it

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/GrogsGamut/status/1517673519382876161

fishos

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/u9t1gz/someone_on_here_asked_for_it_last_night_so_heres/

NMS

lih
May 15, 2013

Just a friendly reminder of what it looks like.

We'll do punctuation later.

Amoeba102 posted:

Is australian wechat anti-china or something?

my impression is its pretty split, there's chinese-speaking communities in australia that aren't fans of the chinese government and there's some that would be happy with improved australia/china relations, so the liberals are just trying to really turn that into a partisan issue

glasnost toyboy
May 29, 2009

freebooter posted:

I'm not a doomer but lol, if there's anything that'll drive Australians back into the arms of the coalition it'll be an interest rate hike in the middle of an election campaign:

https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/election-surprise-from-rba-on-cards-with-super-sized-rate-rise-20220422-p5affw.html

They should have done it months ago, can't see them finding their balls now.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

lih posted:

my impression is its pretty split, there's chinese-speaking communities in australia that aren't fans of the chinese government and there's some that would be happy with improved australia/china relations, so the liberals are just trying to really turn that into a partisan issue

By all accounts they’ve been pretty successful at it in Chisholm

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

What is this?

Reddit won't let me see it unless I download their app.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

What is this?

Reddit won't let me see it unless I download their app.

Tell your phone browser to request the desktop site, it'll work then

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe

Megillah Gorilla posted:

What is this?

Reddit won't let me see it unless I download their app.

Replace the “www” with “old”

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

:wink:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Joke's on everyone. I just waited until I got home and viewed it on my desktop.

:corsair: surpemacy









Thanks for the tips, though.

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Joke's on everyone. I just waited until I got home and viewed it on my desktop.

:corsair: surpemacy









Thanks for the tips, though.

Lol yeah. I first saw the link on my phone and then just waited until I was at my computer to watch it.

Konomex
Oct 25, 2010

a whiteman who has some authority over others, who not only hasn't raped anyone, or stared at them creepily...

Megillah Gorilla posted:

What is this?

Reddit won't let me see it unless I download their app.

Morrison saying how much he likes cum.

It is that one yeah?

The Lord Bude
May 23, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT MY SHITTY, BOUGIE INTERIOR DECORATING ADVICE
What do you guys think; One Nation last or PUP last when I go to vote? It’s like trying to pick whether dog poo poo or cat poo poo is worse.

lih
May 15, 2013

Just a friendly reminder of what it looks like.

We'll do punctuation later.
one nation are pretty clearly worse, as awful as palmer is. they're more ideologically committed to far-right politics while palmer is less coherent and more of an opportunist than a deeply committed racist etc.

The Lord Bude
May 23, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT MY SHITTY, BOUGIE INTERIOR DECORATING ADVICE
Yeah I’m inclined to agree. One nation last.

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Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

https://twitter.com/AlboMP/status/1517735639080632321

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