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I hope he has an impacted poop that won’t come out and he’s too scared to be put under for surgery so it just blows up his colon from the inside.
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Crab Dad posted:I always tell me I learned more about the armed forces from this forum than all my time in the reserves.
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 20:44 |
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On the other hand, the OP figured out how to devote their amorous ambitions to an MRE, which is less harmful behaviour than that of a lot of CF generals and admirals.
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Here's a spicy hot take to get rid of hampussy https://twitter.com/UnPressed/status/1515417477835943938?t=hlE5sxntxe6leIYX_tb1qg&s=19
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Here's a spicy hot take to get rid of hampussy Get so angry that people don’t understand that Ukraines want to fight. That gilded tower loser needs to learn the fear of becoming a Russian hampussy/washing machine/flush toilet before anyone should give their musing the time of day.
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Perun put out another great video. https://youtu.be/F2ptG1IxZ08
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Taerkar posted:The Vomlet is the worst anything. MRE. Food. Paperweight. Biohazard. i can't quote this hard enough
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Cimber posted:Gripping the table like that could be a sign that he's trying to hide tremors, such as caused by parkinson's disease. Also note the stiffness of his posture. source: I have some undiagnosed neurological issues. Got a CAT scan done & the grumpy Navy doc was like "So, are you trying to get out of your contract early? I think there's nothing wrong with you" even though I was a 10-year E-5. loving hate training commands. Jimmy Smuts fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Apr 23, 2022 |
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Taerkar posted:The Vomlet is the worst anything. MRE. Food. Paperweight. Biohazard. Ah, but in Canada... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwKTZUuRHK4 ...yeah, it's about as bad.
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Casimir Radon posted:I hope he has an impacted poop that won’t come out and he’s too scared to be put under for surgery so it just blows up his colon from the inside. That was a terrible post but it's a bit extreme to hope he jammed a 203 round up his rear end.
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 21:22 |
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With all the officers getting smoked, at what point does an army just break down from lack of people doing paper work or telling other people what to do or communicating with other sections?
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 21:43 |
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https://twitter.com/GirkinGirkin/status/1517875958300258306
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 21:56 |
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drat hipsters
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Defenestrategy posted:With all the officers getting smoked, at what point does an army just break down from lack of people doing paper work or telling other people what to do or communicating with other sections? Remember the scene in Apocalypse Now at the Do Lung Bridge?
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From some pages back, A friend of mine has at points been a professional DoD China watcher/war-gamer, and his observation is that they don’t do good thinking about situations where they might not just win because they’re China. All their war games and planning is rigged so that China is always the winner. No need to plan for contingencies because glorious China can’t lose, so why plan otherwise? And to reinforce that their military, at least the land forces, are principally trained and designed to suppress their own populace, and not fight external threats.
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 22:16 |
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I'm not a milhist guy, is that a WWI Vickers?
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 22:18 |
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Oscar Wilde Bunch posted:From some pages back, A friend of mine has at points been a professional DoD China watcher/war-gamer, and his observation is that they don’t do good thinking about situations where they might not just win because they’re China. All their war games and planning is rigged so that China is always the winner. No need to plan for contingencies because glorious China can’t lose, so why plan otherwise? And to reinforce that their military, at least the land forces, are principally trained and designed to suppress their own populace, and not fight external threats. Any scenario where China loses or is brought to a stalemate isn't a failure by China, but rather by The Party, which can never be allowed to happen. Ever.
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Stultus Maximus posted:I'm not a milhist guy, is that a WWI Vickers? That's a WW1 Maxim.
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Stultus Maximus posted:I'm not a milhist guy, is that a WWI Vickers? Maxim. DP-28 in the background.
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Stultus Maximus posted:I'm not a milhist guy, is that a WWI Vickers? Maxim as beaten upthread, and honestly it can still kill infantry drat good. Just heavier than sin and not easy to move and set up at all, also if you damage the water jacket the gun is hosed.
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Stultus Maximus posted:I'm not a milhist guy, is that a WWI Vickers? You're getting corrected, but Maxim and Vickers is basically the same gun. Woodchip posted:drat hipsters Leftist ukrainian twitter poster said the anarchists in his unit were real exited when they received a maxim. (Though they were all cognizant that "breaking out the maxims" were not a great situation for a modern military to be in)
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 22:32 |
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Maxims being used in combat in 2022, drat. And I thought Mosins and PPShs being brought out of storage for the Russian side was crazy. Too bad this is the Ukrainians. Is this some sort of militia unit?
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Xakura posted:Leftist ukrainian twitter poster said the anarchists in his unit were real exited when they received a maxim. (Though they were all cognizant that "breaking out the maxims" were not a great situation for a modern military to be in) Maybe they are from the same museum that busted out the WW2 anti-tank hedgehogs around Kyiv. Still has the plaque attached. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-hdJ75qin4
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 22:39 |
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If you're defending a fixed position a Maxim gun is probably perfectly suitable, if clumsy. Just don't knick the water jacket and it'll probably fire as long as you have ammo (and water).
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 22:41 |
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They are also equipping technicals with Maxims. Which is metal as hell.
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Stultus Maximus posted:I'm not a milhist guy, is that a WWI Vickers? Close, WWIII Vickers. Fake edit: Maxim, whatever.
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Ukraine is Maxim Country https://mobile.twitter.com/notwoofers/status/1506774607059161089
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bulletsponge13 posted:They are also equipping technicals with Maxims. I just had a galaxy brain idea: Install a radiator in the technical which is connected to the Maxim. Fire all day and never have to worry about getting new water. edit: Nuclear Tourist posted:Ukraine is Maxim Country
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bulletsponge13 posted:They are also equipping technicals with Maxims. "I dreamt I saw Nestor Makhno" He rides eternal.
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Nuclear Tourist posted:Ukraine is Maxim Country Vanya Basilone
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 22:57 |
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The real question is who is still making Maxim belts.
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 23:03 |
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Russian State TV having a normal one https://youtu.be/8uSd9RYQH0I
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Arsenic Lupin posted:The real question is who is still making Maxim belts. Gun Jesus, probably.
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Jimmy Smuts posted:Maxims being used in combat in 2022, drat. And I thought Mosins and PPShs being brought out of storage for the Russian side was crazy. Guessing yes, or Territorial Defense, partly just because they're taking videos of themselves and putting it on Tik Tok. My impression is that the regulars tend not to do that. Could be wrong, though.
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Marshal Prolapse posted:Russian State TV having a normal one That is the most hilariously stupid magical thinking I've seen.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:The real question is who is still making Maxim belts. The old Eastern Bloc countries are absolutely silly with Maxim belts, every Eastern Bloc country has a ton of them in storage still, so I don't think they have a big problem sourcing them. They're not going to set up their troops with poo poo they don't have parts for.
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Marshal Prolapse posted:Russian State TV having a normal one While obviously ridiculous, this is.... troubling.
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Defenestrategy posted:With all the officers getting smoked, at what point does an army just break down from lack of people doing paper work or telling other people what to do or communicating with other sections? Is there a sweet spot for the Russians natural-selection-wise where the stupid officers get killed and the semi-competent ones finally get to positions they could potentially excel, vs the total breakdown of C2 with so few officers/officers getting promoted to positions above their grade or experience? I’m fairly certain we’re long past that point with how many general officers the Ukrainians have promoted to sunflower-fieldmarshal, but could that have been a thing at any point so far?
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 23:18 |
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Maxim and PKM use the same belts.
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bulletsponge13 posted:Maxim and PKM use the same belts.
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