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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/USNavy/status/1514605225356652551?t=DAwyu5Lt0BzTaappjhnrPQ&s=19

Good timing for the tweet

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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Why is the petty officer with the thermal in front of the nozzleman

Thermal camera is always second man. loving idiots

(You direct the nozzleman's water stream to the hottest spot by smacking his back like a D-Pad)

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Also my brain informs me a few minutes later thats its called a NFTI, "Nifty", naval firefighting thermal imager. Because of course I can't have forgotten that.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


M_Gargantua posted:

Why is the petty officer with the thermal in front of the nozzleman

Thermal camera is always second man. loving idiots

(You direct the nozzleman's water stream to the hottest spot by smacking his back like a D-Pad)

What happens when you do the Konami code?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

infinite carbon tet grenades unlock

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

:laffo:

Pikehead
Dec 3, 2006

Looking for WMDs, PM if you have A+ grade stuff
Fun Shoe
For when carrying the ammo to the magazine is just too much effort:

https://twitter.com/WarshipPorn/status/1514718250411638787

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
The Sullivan's is currently sinking in a Buffalo memorial park

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/historic-world-war-ii-ship-partially-sinking-buffalo-new-york-rcna24444

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

M_Gargantua posted:

Also my brain informs me a few minutes later thats its called a NFTI, "Nifty", naval firefighting thermal imager. Because of course I can't have forgotten that.

If you have the room, you might elect to step to the side of the nozzleman, rather than have him or her shut the bale, since the water fog is thermally opaque.

Anita Dickinme
Jan 24, 2013


Grimey Drawer
Good ol’ G Dub and good ol’ Big Navy. Hard to imagine after two years of being off this boat that it didn’t get better but actually got a hell of a lot worse.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Anita Dickinme posted:

Good ol’ G Dub and good ol’ Big Navy. Hard to imagine after two years of being off this boat that it didn’t get better but actually got a hell of a lot worse.



The MCPO visiting the attempted suicide sailor joke (ha ha probably not a joke because happened) story here

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



McNally posted:

The master chief walked awkwardly into the hospital room, the combination hat in his hands slowly being turned in circles as he unconsciously showed his nervousness. When he realized what he was doing, he set it on the chair by the door and stepped over to the young petty officer's bed. He took a glance at the notecard in his hand and tried to speak, but his voice caught. He took a breath, cleared his throat, and tried again.

"Hey there, shipmate," he said, forcing a smile onto his face. "I heard you're having a rough time." His eyes moved to the bandages on the sailor's wrists, wrapped all the way up to his elbows. Down the block, not across the street, he thought. drat. He glanced at the notecard again. Words from above. The answers he sought.

"Have you completed suicide awareness training?"

It still makes me let out a bitter cackle 6 years after being done with that bullshit.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nick Soapdish posted:

The MCPO visiting the attempted suicide sailor joke (ha ha probably not a joke because happened) story here

That too? I saw part of his speech to the crew about how "yeah parking sucks but get over it this is your life now."

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Nick Soapdish posted:

The MCPO visiting the attempted suicide sailor joke (ha ha probably not a joke because happened) story here

The Valley Stared
Nov 4, 2009
It just seems like leadership is knocking it out of the park. These two were relieved in December, but the why just came out.

https://www.navytimes.com/news/your...hem-both-fired/

Should be at the new ship in a week.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

The Valley Stared posted:

It just seems like leadership is knocking it out of the park. These two were relieved in December, but the why just came out.

https://www.navytimes.com/news/your...hem-both-fired/

Should be at the new ship in a week.

Transparency. Work as a team. Don't denigrate women. Try not to mention pornographic videos. Don't insult your subordinates.

Edit: those aren't suggestions directed at you TVS. It just seems like (mostly) reasonable methods to avoid the outcome listed in the article.

piL fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Apr 23, 2022

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011






I wish my tattoo sparkled like that. But it is blue and gold, so I have that going for me.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Anita Dickinme
Jan 24, 2013


Grimey Drawer

It was hell sleeping there once every ten days for duty (yes we had ten section duty back in 2017 and was the only decent thing about that command). Can’t imagine legit living on a boat in Newport News.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Anita Dickinme posted:

It was hell sleeping there once every ten days for duty (yes we had ten section duty back in 2017 and was the only decent thing about that command). Can’t imagine legit living on a boat in Newport News.

I precommed the Bush and they had a berthing barge there at Newport News, and that poo poo was in bad shape. Most folks only stayed there on duty days, they had people living in an old high school nearby, but I think that reached capacity or was too far away (it wasn't) for duty days. The YRBLM 24 I think was the name. It was that memorable that today I remember the random alphabet soup name/designation.

Edit: Holy smokes, haha, someone even made a little informational webpage for it : https://www.navysite.de/yrbm/yrbm24.htm

IncredibleIgloo fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Apr 24, 2022

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Anita Dickinme posted:

It was hell sleeping there once every ten days for duty (yes we had ten section duty back in 2017 and was the only decent thing about that command). Can’t imagine legit living on a boat in Newport News.

I don't know how anyone has ever been able to sleep in the whole Hampton Roads area. When we lived there at the end of the Cold War our house was on final approach to NAS Norfolk so it was 24/7 jets landing.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I don't know how anyone has ever been able to sleep in the whole Hampton Roads area. When we lived there at the end of the Cold War our house was on final approach to NAS Norfolk so it was 24/7 jets landing.

I lived like 3 miles from NOB gate 3 and while the jet noise could be annoying it was nothing compared to the 5 trillion tiny shreiking frogs that lived in the rain flooded parking spaces under my bedroom window

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

IncredibleIgloo posted:

I precommed the Bush and they had a berthing barge there at Newport News, and that poo poo was in bad shape. Most folks only stayed there on duty days, they had people living in an old high school nearby, but I think that reached capacity or was too far away (it wasn't) for duty days. The YRBLM 24 I think was the name. It was that memorable that today I remember the random alphabet soup name/designation.

Edit: Holy smokes, haha, someone even made a little informational webpage for it : https://www.navysite.de/yrbm/yrbm24.htm

We had one like that in drydock in Hawaii. It was not great. Similarly one in Japan for drydock that was likewise, not great.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

titties posted:

I lived like 3 miles from NOB gate 3 and while the jet noise could be annoying it was nothing compared to the 5 trillion tiny shreiking frogs that lived in the rain flooded parking spaces under my bedroom window

There's a reason I always laughed when people talked about how the Groverhaus was surely going to sink into the swamp. Motherfuckers, everything in Hampton Roads is built on a loving swamp already. There's nowhere for it to sink.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

Anita Dickinme posted:

It was hell sleeping there once every ten days for duty (yes we had ten section duty back in 2017 and was the only decent thing about that command). Can’t imagine legit living on a boat in Newport News.

The Navy's attachment to 24-hour duty is insane to me. If you're broken into 10 duty sections, what if nobody ever spent the night?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

piL posted:

The Navy's attachment to 24-hour duty is insane to me. If you're broken into 10 duty sections, what if nobody ever spent the night?

Look, once upon a time you had to walk down to the orlop at 3 AM (this was before 24 hour time had been invented) to make sure the seams weren't leaking beyond what hand pumps could manage to discharge over the side, why should we change now?

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
What are the accommodations inside a berthing barge like? I never did real Navy poo poo so I fortunately never stepped foot on nor saw one of these.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

maffew buildings posted:

What are the accommodations inside a berthing barge like? I never did real Navy poo poo so I fortunately never stepped foot on nor saw one of these.

Not great. They're mostly 70+ years old and not maintained like they should be.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


maffew buildings posted:

What are the accommodations inside a berthing barge like? I never did real Navy poo poo so I fortunately never stepped foot on nor saw one of these.

Mixed bag. The ones I worked on in PSNS are no worse than the lovely housing for students at Corey station.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

A lot depends on how they've been maintained, the brief time I was in PNS we had a recently overhauled one that was decent. One of my buddies was on the same one pre-overhaul, and all the doors had rusted out 6-12" at the bottom, so frigid Maine air blew in in the winter and temps couldn't be maintained above 40 degrees inside.

E: much like the Groton Barracks where my sailors would frequently move to the boat because the heat and hot water would go out.

Elviscat fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Apr 24, 2022

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
What's the berthing like, is it like dozens of people in bunk beds and stuff? For the MANY faults of the NCF we at least had ok-ish barracks compared to what junior guys on ships experience. But we still had the black mold.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Yeah, it's 2 or three layer racks in large 20+ man berthings.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Oh that sounds awful, namaste

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

In florida the one we were on was okay, but only because our crew was so undersized you’d basically almost have a berthing to yourself some duty days. Didn’t trust the water in the plumbing though

Also lol’ing that the lovely XO went to my alma mater do not recommend it lol

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
Upon commissioning I was sent to a ship in the yards and was berthed on the barge. In Norfolk, in January, there was neither hot water nor heat in the berthing spaces. The galley barely worked so the food was half raw. Triad attitude was basically as above, "get over it, this is your life now." I decided within one month of commissioning that I was leaving active duty after my obligation was up.



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I don't know how anyone has ever been able to sleep in the whole Hampton Roads area. When we lived there at the end of the Cold War our house was on final approach to NAS Norfolk so it was 24/7 jets landing.

I lived literally underneath the bow catapult on a carrier. You learn to sleep through anything. Also, I don't hear very well for some reason.

Anita Dickinme
Jan 24, 2013


Grimey Drawer

Stultus Maximus posted:

I lived literally underneath the bow catapult on a carrier. You learn to sleep through anything. Also, I don't hear very well for some reason.

Ooh, mine was right next to the water breaks so maint. support doing pre-op at 3am while I was tryna get my three hours of sleep was amazing. Although after a while I would wake up from it for a literal second then fall back asleep.

bengy81
May 8, 2010
We didn't have hot water my last time on the berthing barge. I think we were in 3 or 4 section duty, we had to have armed watches on the ship and the barge. I think we had to go back to the ship to eat, as the galley wasn't functional.
First time we had hot water, we didn't use the galley though, they cut us a full food allowance and we were supposed to provide our own food, which was rough on duty days because we didn't have any working fridges.

Can't for the life of me figure out why the navy perpetually has retention and morale issues...

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

I got to sleep in a stateroom on the barge in Guam for awhile which was pretty cool.

Because the Navy bought hotel rooms for all our officers (hotel rooms we were not allowed to rent), because you can't put college graduates on the loving barge because that's inhumane to civilized college graduates. And... I've posted about this enough. Apparently I have "triggers" now.

Thanks Navy.

E: that includes all the ones we fired for slamming us into a mountain. Watching all their orders come in for cush shore duties they can ride their careers out on has been a loving treat. I'm stuck here dealing with the consequences of their years of gently caress ups and gross mismanagement of the ship and Captain Aljilani's "admirals masted" to aquesitions so he can help buy the next generation of worthless bullshit waste of money LCS II or what loving ever, until he retires with a $100k/yr pension and a cushy "contractor" role at a defense contractor that pays twice that and just be forced to live in a slightly smaller mansion in his retirement years as his punishment for nearly literally loving killing me and my shipmates through blind loving incompetence and crippling the Navy's most capable ASW and ISR platform and costing the government literally hundreds of millions of loving dollars.

10 sailors.have killed themselves in the last 10 months on the GWB, this level of mismanagement is criminal, how the gently caress are these MOTHERFUCKING WORTHLESS PIECES OF poo poo THAT RUN THIS SERVICE NOT FACING ANY loving CONSEQUENCES FOR THEIR loving ACTIONS.

E2, sorry my math was off, his pension will only be $93,132/yr, assuming he can never advance based off his mast.

Elviscat fucked around with this message at 09:05 on Apr 24, 2022

Fred Dawes
May 10, 2009

The YRBM I stayed on for 6 months had a working deep fryer. Pizza days with fried-not-baked wings and mozzarella sticks were great.

Navy Thread: Lower Your Standards

Fred Dawes fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Apr 24, 2022

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SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Shipyards are hell on earth for junior enlisted. You aren't actually covered under OSHA standards because OSHA protocols are under Department of Labor and not DoD. It was (emphatically) the worst.

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