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Doctor Spaceman posted:Men enforce a code of behaviour on each other, when working together. Do your work. Pull your weight. Stay awake and pay attention. Don’t whine or be touchy. Stand up for your friends. Don’t suck up and don’t snitch. Don’t be a slave to stupid rules. Don’t, in the immortal words of Arnold Schwarzenegger, be a girlie man. Don’t be dependent. At all. Ever. Period. Rule for life #19: don't, in the immortal words of Arnold Schwarzenegger, be a girlie man
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I find it hard to believe that jorp could ever be seen as credible by even a single blue-collar laborer. That story could only have happened if he was the prissy guy that everybody hated.
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Apr 23, 2022 14:14
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yeah I wish he would get therapy too
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quote:Don’t, in the immortal words of Arnold Schwarzenegger, be a girlie man. Don’t be dependent. At all. Ever. Period. The Literal Actual Words of Arnold posted:“Now, on your diplomas, there will be only one name on it and this is yours. But I hope that that doesn’t confuse and that you think that you maybe made it this far by yourself. No you didn’t. It took a lot of help. None of us can make it alone. None of us. Not even the guy that is talking to you right now that was the greatest bodybuilder of all time. Not even me that has been the Terminator and went back in time to save the human race. Not even me that fought and killed predators with his bare hands.
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Apr 23, 2022 15:23
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DickParasite posted:(Schwarzenegger) A man for whom English is a second language is way better at being precise in his speech than Jorp lmao.
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Apr 23, 2022 15:27
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mojo1701a posted:A man for whom English is a second language is way better at being precise in his speech than Jorp lmao. It's easy to be imprecise in your native language because you can just ramble off the top of your head. Additional languages generally require some amount of thinking about what you're going to say.
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Apr 23, 2022 15:42
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Jorp, clearly the master of his own medical needs, calmly refusing all aid while deep within his needful coma. Jorp, not dependent on any benzos what so ever. I really don't like this guy!
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Apr 23, 2022 15:56
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Schwarzenegger didn't even come up with that phrase IIRC. It was Hans and Franz from SNL.
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Apr 23, 2022 16:06
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Doctor Spaceman posted:He has in the past. One of his lesser-known stories is about his time working on a rail crew and how important workplace bullying and physical abuse is to maintain the proper social order Even just recounting a story he can't help but be so dull and wordy. It feels like I'm reading a middle school essay. Sidenote: one time I was working and someone plinked a pebble off my hard hat and I threatened to stab him with the file I was holding. It had been a really tough and stressful day. Obviously I didn't stab him but after yelling mean words at him from then on I cut all his pipe 1-2mm too long. If he's got time to dick around throwing pebbles while I'm running my bag off welp have fun with an extra 2 hours of grinding a day
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Apr 23, 2022 16:50
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I AM GRANDO posted:I find it hard to believe that jorp could ever be seen as credible by even a single blue-collar laborer. That story could only have happened if he was the prissy guy that everybody hated. I was gonna say, it's pretty obvious he was Lunchbucket himself in the real version of events. He points to the lunchbag as the "nonpretentious" option to choose, as if that's EVER been a deciding factor in his life
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Apr 23, 2022 19:40
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Doctor Spaceman posted:He has in the past. One of his lesser-known stories is about his time working on a rail crew and how important workplace bullying and physical abuse is to maintain the proper social order This sounds fake as hell and we all know Jorp has no problems lying.
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Apr 23, 2022 20:21
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The Fattest PI posted:Even just recounting a story he can't help but be so dull and wordy. It feels like I'm reading a middle school essay. Petty, but just.
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Apr 23, 2022 21:58
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Tammy, the rail crew made fun of the lunch you packed for me!!!
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Apr 23, 2022 23:13
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I love Arnold.
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Apr 24, 2022 01:57
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I cannot imagine that weedy-limbed turbo nerd picking up a three-hole punch much less any kind of real tool.
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Apr 24, 2022 02:45
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That's my Governator.
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Doctor Spaceman posted:He has in the past. One of his lesser-known stories is about his time working on a rail crew and how important workplace bullying and physical abuse is to maintain the proper social order God, I forgot about this. So he worked on rail construction for a bit with a team of lovely people, was incredibly relieved when they moved on from mocking him to throwing rocks at the new guy, and then decided "this is universal, whenever men work together anywhere they will behave like this, forever, and if that ever changes then the chaos dragons have won"
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Apr 24, 2022 03:57
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Are we sure one of his hazers didn't spike his drink with LSD or something as well?
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Apr 24, 2022 04:11
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Really generous of people here to start from the assumption that he's being honest. Until I see tax records and three eye witnesses testifying he was there I'm just assuming he never worked a day in his life in a job like that and he's just spouting bullshit from the word 'go'.
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bird food bathtub posted:Really generous of people here to start from the assumption that he's being honest. Until I see tax records and three eye witnesses testifying he was there I'm just assuming he never worked a day in his life in a job like that and he's just spouting bullshit from the word 'go'. The fact that he told the story he did in the way he did is pretty revealing, regardless of the underlying facts.
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Apr 24, 2022 04:47
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Meh, it's probably true. He probably did look like Howdy Doody, in all probability he probably wore the same clothes. The lunchbox guy was probably whiner and he got lightly ribbed. As usual JP is attributing too much meaning to it.
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Apr 24, 2022 04:50
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bird food bathtub posted:Really generous of people here to start from the assumption that he's being honest. Until I see tax records and three eye witnesses testifying he was there I'm just assuming he never worked a day in his life in a job like that and he's just spouting bullshit from the word 'go'. Really the only part of the tale that's hard to believe is him doing manual labor, but I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt. Particularly since both truth and untruth both make him look like a loser.
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Apr 24, 2022 06:22
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I'm just weirded out that his description of Lunchbucket is an exact description of Jorp himself, except instead of getting bullied out of work he whinged so loud that he hit the resonant frequency of a fascist undercurrent and became a cult leader. Because he'd never describe himself as humorless turd who thinks everyone but himself is at fault because, well, those things mostly. He's not doing it on purpose.
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Apr 24, 2022 09:05
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zaepg posted:Why do we hate Jordan Peterson? lol
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Apr 24, 2022 09:56
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What's up with Jorp idolizing bullies? This and the Nelson thing. It's hard to imagine that he would have been the bully as a kid. Is it some deeply ingrained need to ingratiate himself to them and try to be one of the cool kids?
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Apr 24, 2022 10:47
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bullies hold physical power over people and jorp is only capable of thinking in hierarchies. he's a tread on me snake.
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Apr 24, 2022 13:10
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I do think it's funny that people IRL call him Kermit and it really bothers him lol
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Apr 24, 2022 13:41
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fascists love bullies. strong daddy types.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:fascists love bullies. strong daddy types. and yet he whines incessantly when lefties bully him for some reason 
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Elukka posted:What's up with Jorp idolizing bullies? This and the Nelson thing. It's hard to imagine that he would have been the bully as a kid. Is it some deeply ingrained need to ingratiate himself to them and try to be one of the cool kids? Nelson?
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Shageletic posted:Nelson? yes, nelson from the simpsons. jorp said he's a "corrective force" to to keep all the milhouses and martins and such in line
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Apr 24, 2022 21:57
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Shageletic posted:Nelson? In the 12 rules, he writes about wanting to be the bully character Nelson from The Simpsons so that he can seduce Lisa Simpson.
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Apr 24, 2022 21:58
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i totally believe this but i need a screenshot or something so i can laugh at it with my friends please
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Apr 24, 2022 22:02
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I lol at the guy who trained an AI Speech program on Jerp and then took it down because the internet was using it wrong.
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Apr 24, 2022 22:18
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Mr Interweb posted:and yet he whines incessantly when lefties bully him for some reason He loves every second of it that’s why he constantly and very publicly embarrasses himself.
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FilthyImp posted:I lol at the guy who trained an AI Speech program on Jerp and then took it down because the internet was using it wrong. https://fakeyou.com/tts/result/TR:q3cn9vb94hqayzn75r8srfr5zdvgn
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Apr 25, 2022 01:14
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oh btw jorp was supposed to appear on bill maher's show last friday but bailed at the last minute 
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Apr 25, 2022 09:24
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I was shown this site a few weeks ago and am shocked there hasn't been a GBS thread about it.
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Elukka posted:What's up with Jorp idolizing bullies? This and the Nelson thing. It's hard to imagine that he would have been the bully as a kid. Is it some deeply ingrained need to ingratiate himself to them and try to be one of the cool kids? Humans tend to respond to abuse in one of two ways: Either, "Wow, this sucks, I want to make sure nobody else suffers like this," or "Wow, this sucks, but I guess it's the way the world works. Better focus on becoming the one doing the abuse so I don't have to suffer again." It's why the chain of abuse exists.
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Mr Interweb posted:yes, nelson from the simpsons. jorp said he's a "corrective force" to to keep all the milhouses and martins and such in line Looool
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