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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/Cj0hGes.mp4

# ? Apr 25, 2022 01:16

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# ? May 30, 2024 23:29

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rahtlsxmq71xgom7z.mp4

Goddamn, I have not heard the song in a lifetime.

# ? Apr 25, 2022 02:41

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/CatWorkers/status/1517860136978690048

# ? Apr 25, 2022 05:21

coleman francis: Aug 8, 2007; Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl; Hair Elf

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Cj0hGes.mp4

Lieutenant Dan really got his life back together, good for him.

# ? Apr 25, 2022 11:47

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

https://i.imgur.com/KztScOH.mp4

# ? Apr 25, 2022 17:11

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Captain Hygiene posted:

https://i.imgur.com/KztScOH.mp4

Me too, frog thing, me too

# ? Apr 25, 2022 17:20

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Captain Hygiene posted:

https://i.imgur.com/KztScOH.mp4

scratch balls, open door, yawn. bash head into wall then go back to sleep.

big fuckin :same:

frog

# ? Apr 25, 2022 17:37

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/EcoWatch/status/1518649799477764097

# ? Apr 25, 2022 18:56

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

They are not very red, hope they're okay.

# ? Apr 25, 2022 19:00

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Paladinus posted:

They are not very red, hope they're okay.

They're communists

# ? Apr 25, 2022 20:18

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/MTYVhX8.mp4

# ? Apr 25, 2022 20:39

SyNack Sassimov: May 4, 2006; Can't post for 6 hours!

McGavin posted:

https://i.imgur.com/MTYVhX8.mp4

Bitch Licks Then Rides Huge Cock

# ? Apr 25, 2022 21:01

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

McGavin posted:

https://i.imgur.com/MTYVhX8.mp4

this is not this dog's first rodeo.

# ? Apr 25, 2022 22:27

InspectorCarbonara: Jul 2, 2010; Evening, patrolmaaan.

McGavin posted:

https://i.imgur.com/MTYVhX8.mp4

drat the new banjo kazooie is looking great

# ? Apr 25, 2022 22:27

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Wanna see how this goes a few months later

# ? Apr 26, 2022 00:03

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/SDonziger/status/1518714552682049541

# ? Apr 26, 2022 00:25

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

McGavin posted:

https://i.imgur.com/MTYVhX8.mp4

I wanna see an update where the dog is grown up and giving the rooster a ride :neckbeard:

# ? Apr 26, 2022 02:01

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

ekuNNN posted:

also some animals living their best lives, from the schadenfreude thread:

Animals stealing peoples' food will never not be funny

# ? Apr 26, 2022 02:08

interwhat: Jul 23, 2005; it's kickin in dude

Hey I just wanted to post itt in return for introducing me to Trio Mandili. A gorgeous trio of Georgian singers that captivated my interest when another goon shared a link to one of their tunes in this very thread. Well, it seems they've dropped everything to aid the Ukrainian people, and going so far as to create their own humanitarian aid group. I just wanted to say thanks to the thread, and also share my feelings in that I am infinitesimally small in their shadow. They are documenting their experiences currently, and I can't even watch their music videos without tears in my eyes.

Here's their homepage, and if you want to donate, I'm sure your money will find passage to a good cause via Mandili Cares.

https://youtube.com/c/TrioMandili

# ? Apr 26, 2022 03:57

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Apr 26, 2022 13:19

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

man christianity made everything so boring

# ? Apr 26, 2022 13:34

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Cartoon Man posted:

this dude is cool

# ? Apr 26, 2022 14:04

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/SDonziger/status/1518714552682049541

Is this what this was?
https://twitter.com/SDonziger/status/1518602432787501056

# ? Apr 26, 2022 14:10

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

SpacePig posted:

Is this what this was?
https://twitter.com/SDonziger/status/1518602432787501056

Yup! Not sure why the first one was deleted, maybe a typo or something

# ? Apr 26, 2022 14:21

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

SpacePig posted:

Is this what this was?
https://twitter.com/SDonziger/status/1518602432787501056

what happened?

# ? Apr 26, 2022 14:28

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

he gave chevron a booboo so they held him in contempt of court for 1000 days

# ? Apr 26, 2022 14:33

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

SniperWoreConverse posted:

he gave chevron a booboo so they held him in contempt of court for 1000 days

oh poo poo, wow.

# ? Apr 26, 2022 14:34

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Cartoon Man posted:

The badass picture thread is that way -->

# ? Apr 26, 2022 14:35

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

LifeSunDeath posted:

what happened?

Steve Donzinger won a massive lawsuit against Chevron in Ecuador for the environmental damage and negative health effects of their oil drilling (they spilled tens of millions of gallons, poisoning local water supplies). In retaliation Chevron sued him in the US.
https://gizmodo.com/steven-donziger-freed-from-house-arrest-1848838283
I started to bold sections of this but ended up bolding all of it

quote:

The abuses of power enacted in this case are so far-fetched as to be almost unbelievable. Shortly before trial, Chevron dropped any monetary claims it was making, which deprived Donziger and the other defendants of the right to a jury trial. Presiding over the case was New York U.S. District Court Judge Lewis Kaplan, who in the courtroom called Chevron “a company of considerable importance to our economy” and banned Donziger and the other defendants from bringing up Chevron’s pollution in the Amazon during the trial. The oil giant’s main evidence relied on the testimony of a disgraced Ecuadorian judge, Alberto Guerra, who had accepted hundreds of thousands of dollars from Chevron and met with Chevron’s lawyers a whopping 53 times before the trial. (Guerra later admitted he lied in his testimony.) Kaplan found Donziger and other defendants guilty in 2014.

The saga didn’t end there—and somehow got even more twisted. In 2019, Kaplan asked federal prosecutors to bring contempt of court charges against Donziger for refusing to hand over his electronic devices and passports during the trial. (Donziger said giving his electronics to the court would betray private client information.) After public prosecutors declined to press charges, Kaplan pulled the unprecedented move of assigning a team of private prosecutors to prosecute Donziger—the first time this had happened in U.S. judicial history. The team Kaplan chose was led by an attorney who at the time worked for a law firm with a history of representing Chevron. Kaplan again went against usual procedure for these cases and also handpicked the judge, Loretta Preska, who has a history of positive rulings in favor of energy companies and serves as an advisor to the Federalist Society, a pro-business group that has benefited from donations from Chevron. Preska put Donziger under house arrest before the trial, claiming he represented a flight risk.

Last July, Preska found Donziger guilty of misdemeanor charges of criminal contempt. In November, the United Nations High Commissioner on Human Rights, the world’s top human rights body, ruled that Donziger’s house arrest was illegal under international law and called on the U.S. to release him. Six international jurists that made up the UN body said in a brief that they were “appalled by uncontested allegations in this case,” adding that Donziger’s criminal charges and arrest “[appear] to be retaliation for his work as a legal representative of indigenous communities.” Despite the UN ruling, Judge Preska sentenced Donziger to six months in prison, the maximum sentence, a day after the UN issued its brief. (Donziger was returned to house arrest in December 2021 under a pandemic early-release program.)

Just a massive slap in the face by big business against environmental activists highlighting how much control over the "justice" system they have. And just to be extra massive dicks, as his house arrest was ending they kept calling him at midnight to 4am saying his ankle bracelet showed him leaving his house, then if he doesn't answer/call back in like 5 minutes it counts as a parole violation and they lock him up again.

But as of that tweet he is free! House arrest is over! :toot:

# ? Apr 26, 2022 14:43

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Literally torture lmao

# ? Apr 26, 2022 16:02

Lexorin: Jul 5, 2000

I thought the being called at midnight to 4am and expecting prompt response was pretty standard treatment for anyone with an ankle bracelet because the bracelets are total poo poo?

# ? Apr 26, 2022 16:42