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upsidedown posted:code is flaw LOL
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Well, I for one am sick of video games shipping with bugs, so if there's an economic disincentive to ship bugs, there won't be any. My libertarian understanding of economic forces tells me that's how it works.
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Salt Fish posted:We attracted the worlds dumbest programmers with our platform that makes immutable code. Now it's time to revolutionize healthcare, housing, and governance. You could be a movie-style hacker/programmer who slaps the keyboard a few times and says, "I'm in," and this would still be a trainwreck. How do they test code under the same conditions that it will be running, for example? Or what do you do when there's a de facto ten million Monopoly dollar bounty on any slip up you make? And even if the code is perfect the first time, what about when the underpinning concept that you perfectly implemented is inherently flawed in a way to make the whole system exploitable? They're getting the best coders than the Dunning-Kruger Coding Bootcamp can provide since anyone with actual experience would run away screaming. I'm a lovely hack who bashes solutions together and even I know enough that coding in a blockchain type environment is monumentally stupid.
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Apr 25, 2022 14:20
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Blockchain: By idiots, for idiots.
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Bitcoin: code is flaw
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wow. imagine if v0.1 of your lovely project was what got pushed to PROD. now imagine that you can't ever change it. now imagine if millions of dollars rode on that. This is what buttcoiners want 😂
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Apr 25, 2022 15:29
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upsidedown posted:code is flaw
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There's something really elegant about code is flaw.
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ultrafilter posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Bitcoin: code is flaw
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ultrafilter posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Bitcoin: code is flaw
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NecroBob posted:wow. imagine if v0.1 of your lovely project was what got pushed to PROD. now imagine that you can't ever change it. now imagine if millions of dollars rode on that. look, we need to get in on the hype train before it stops, there is no time to test stuff still not sure why they went with their own contract instead of using the standard one used by a zillion NFT projects tho
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Flawdog
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Not much, what’s flawdog with you?
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Please don't flawdog my wallet step-coiner 😩
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Stolen from DnD thread. Nft healthcare.Doggles posted:https://twitter.com/ebakerwhite/status/1518594503363284992 "patients can put on a haptic suit and be examined remotely by a physician in virtual reality." Ah yes ,because coiner pedos need the dimension of touch too. (isnt this literally a Brass Eye joke?)
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Apr 25, 2022 17:22
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Somebody managed to gently caress over the granddaddy of all the ape scammers https://twitter.com/lorenzofb/status/1518626162817355777
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Hahah yessss What is the secondary market for these, are the “hackers” just banking on the morons ponying up ransom for their ugly apes? I can’t see a lot of collectors paying $$ for stolen apes as all the other weirdos would know it’s stolen so they can’t flex with it.
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That loving rules. I wonder if they'll make the stolen jpgs unofficial or if they'll follow their own internal rules 
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smellmycheese posted:Somebody managed to gently caress over the granddaddy of all the ape scammers Hahahahahahahaha
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smellmycheese posted:Somebody managed to gently caress over the granddaddy of all the ape scammers lmao: quote:Others blamed the victims.
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i just bought more dogecoin feel free to tell me that im extremely dumb
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Chinatown posted:i just bought more dogecoin Congrats on buying one of the few cryptocurrencies that is designed to be inflationary and gets all its "value" from Elon Musk tweets
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“Extremely” doesn’t cut it. I need a stronger word. Insanely? Stupendously? Ginormously?
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latinotwink1997 posted:“Extremely” doesn’t cut it. I need a stronger word. Insanely? Stupendously? Ginormously? titanically?
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priznat posted:Hahah yessss the ~premium~ NFT collections like BAYC are watched by bots that auto-buy anything listed below the floor price, so ape thieves can quickly cash out before the ape is blacklisted by the markets
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Jose Valasquez posted:Congrats on buying one of the few cryptocurrencies that is designed to be inflationary and gets all its "value" from Elon Musk tweets good thing money isnt actually a real thing
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Zil posted:titanically?
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repiv posted:the ~premium~ NFT collections like BAYC are watched by bots that auto-buy anything listed below the floor price, so ape thieves can quickly cash out before the ape is blacklisted by the markets Lmao so does this mean that some rich goober is stuck with stolen apes? This just keeps getting better tbh. Then there will be the awkwardness of does he sell them back to the original owner for cheap or give them, taking a loss.. lol
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Gazpacho posted:dogmatically 
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latinotwink1997 posted:“Extremely” doesn’t cut it. I need a stronger word. Insanely? Stupendously? Ginormously? I'm a fan of "colossally" myself. "Colossally dumb" has a good ring to it.
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Lumbermouth posted:I'm a fan of "colossally" myself. "Colossally dumb" has a good ring to it. 'Colossal' pairs better with 'Fuckwit' tho. Maybe a portmanteau of Colossal and Titanic, 'a Colonic idiot'
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priznat posted:Lmao so does this mean that some rich goober is stuck with stolen apes? This just keeps getting better tbh. Then there will be the awkwardness of does he sell them back to the original owner for cheap or give them, taking a loss.. lol yep looking at the opensea history for BAYC, i see at least three apes going from the flagged hacker address to what appears to be legitimate NFT collectors who are now stuck with tainted apes https://opensea.io/collection/boredapeyachtclub?tab=activity&search[isSingleCollection]=true&search[eventTypes][0]=ASSET_TRANSFER 8C7934 is the hacker repiv fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Apr 25, 2022 |
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repiv posted:yep  burn this stupid economy to the ground
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But if code is law the "legitimate" owner is whoever the holy blockchain says it is, sfyl, please change your profile pic since you don't own it anymore.
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They stole my apes Odo keeps ringing in my ears.
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priznat posted:Lmao so does this mean that some rich goober is stuck with stolen apes? This just keeps getting better tbh. Then there will be the awkwardness of does he sell them back to the original owner for cheap or give them, taking a loss.. lol pretty often the original owner pays the buyer more than what they got the stolen ape for
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Lumbermouth posted:I'm a fan of "colossally" myself. "Colossally dumb" has a good ring to it. Buttfuckingly dumb works in this case as well
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Assembling a crack team of professionals for the heist of the century on the crypto vault. Every member has the exact same set of skills, and it's pretending to be Elon Musk on twitter.
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Chinatown posted:good thing money isnt actually a real thing Cool, then you giving me all your money should be no problem
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Jose Valasquez posted:Cool, then you giving me all your money should be no problem I can think of one thing that might cause a problem there.
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