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I joined to call my governor a 'lil wheelchair bitch' and get banned actually
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I joined twitter the first time to harass Kevin Rose and Alex Albrecht
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imagine a painting of Commander Biden, and he's got one of those dog backpacks, and the backpack has missile racks for Javelins, and he's already shot off one Javelin and you can see a burning T-72 in the foreground. Commander is baring his teeth as he prepares to launch a second missile at the Z-spraypainted tank right behind the destroyed one. in the middle distance there's Willow Biden and they've got one of those triple-scoped goggles like Sam Fisher has - there's a platoon of Russian "little green men" being just absolutely mowed down as the cat fires off round after round from an M4 SOPMOD in the far clouds you see Democracy Joe and Stalwart Zelensky doing the Predator handshake, with the American and Ukrainian flags in the background the Ghost of Kyiv is writing "AMERICA gently caress YEAH" in the skies with his MiG while Putin shakes his fist impotently in the corner
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gradenko_2000 posted:imagine a painting of Commander Biden, and he's got one of those dog backpacks, and the backpack has missile racks for Javelins, and he's already shot off one Javelin and you can see a burning T-72 in the foreground. Commander is baring his teeth as he prepares to launch a second missile at the Z-spraypainted tank right behind the destroyed one. Commander Biden is the dog....of war
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ShallNoiseUpon posted:lmfao "This jar of sauce may, or may not, benefit school children in the city that may, or may not, be Providence." 
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gradenko_2000 posted:imagine a painting of Commander Biden, and he's got one of those dog backpacks, and the backpack has missile racks for Javelins, and he's already shot off one Javelin and you can see a burning T-72 in the foreground. Commander is baring his teeth as he prepares to launch a second missile at the Z-spraypainted tank right behind the destroyed one. what's Kelley saying in the corner?
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ShallNoiseUpon posted:lmfao Bob Borges
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Lib and let die posted:what's Kelley saying in the corner? Putin his place
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Lastgirl posted:the zanarkand abes, boy, those fellas could play blitzball lol they should have made a standalone blitzball game 
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Lastgirl posted:Putin his place 
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Lastgirl posted:Putin his place
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I imagined (dreamed?) Joe Biden giving the speech that Bill Pullman gave in Independence Day. Except instead of giving an emotional speech to rally the troops to save humanity he gave a rambly one where he spewed out anecdote after anecdote about Corn Pop and the like, and it took so long for him to finish talking that the alien destroyer had time to reposition itself directly over Area 51 and blast the poo poo out of everyone.
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sexpig by night posted:I joined to call my governor a 'lil wheelchair bitch' and get banned actually
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Mind_Taker posted:I imagined (dreamed?) Joe Biden giving the speech that Bill Pullman gave in Independence Day. And then he couldn't find who he was supposed to shake hands with?
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Lastgirl posted:Putin his place
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 lol they actually think theyre organizing anything on twitter
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spacemang_spliff posted:I joined so I could post succ in the succ thread 
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I'm organizing a steady paycheck from the DCCC.
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Do i still get paid by soros now that twitter is private?
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copy posted:
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Do i still get paid by soros now that twitter is private? You're going to have to file with Elon now
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On the contrary, you will be paying Elon to post
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is pepsi ok posted:I'm organizing a steady paycheck from the DCCC. their money is your money get that poo poo Toplowtech posted:Remember when the media was all over the fact the Egyptian revolutionaries were communicating over twitter? Guess who will never forget? lol they really do think that their blue wave vision boards are comparable to Arab Spring dont they. owns.
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me and the fellas would be in the blitzball practice arena for so long, my hairy legs would turn blonde in the sun among the pyreflies, th-they would tease me about it and play with it now the al-bhed psyches, those shifty machinists had a few tricks up their sleeves that match. Whew, if you could have seen 
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It's funny how Elon Musk is Ted Faro but dumber, and the world still bends to conform to his whims.
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copy posted:their money is your money get that poo poo
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https://twitter.com/josh_wingrove/status/1518950562724777984?s=20&t=x7fYXvZ7VZiJClzqn_IVlw
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I think people who voted for trump and biden did this. Am I mistaken?
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fits my needs posted:https://twitter.com/josh_wingrove/status/1518950562724777984?s=20&t=x7fYXvZ7VZiJClzqn_IVlw pardoning a secret service who was convicted of corruption/bribery in the 1960s. 
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empty whippet box posted:pardoning a secret service who was convicted of corruption/bribery in the 1960s. Biden thinks this is 1962.
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Joe Biden pardon Mumia challenge
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fits my needs posted:https://twitter.com/josh_wingrove/status/1518950562724777984?s=20&t=x7fYXvZ7VZiJClzqn_IVlw Yeah Biden wants to help POC. Protect Our Cops!
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Toplowtech posted:It was the end of Obama first 4 years, they believed racism was "over". Their hubris went even worse after gay marriage was made legal. Nowadays people who drive women to an abortion clinic in Texas go to jail to join the parents of transgender kids. It is not accidental. 
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Lastgirl posted:me and the fellas would be in the blitzball practice arena for so long, my hairy legs would turn blonde in the sun among the pyreflies, th-they would tease me about it and play with it 
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the world needs more strong, effective woman leaders
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Thank you for your service bernard brothers
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that even one person sincerely believes this makes all the bleak hopelessness worth it
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ShallNoiseUpon posted:lmfao Oh so it's literally just money laundering, it's crazy that he's just openly saying this lmao
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