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flavor.flv posted:What I'm getting from all this is that white culture is real and it was invented by John Harvey Kellogg only white people could have invented Bland: The Lifestyle
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ITT white people desperately try to pretend they're One of the Cool and Good Ones.
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Apr 25, 2022 16:20
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Who invented plain oatmeal?
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Apr 25, 2022 16:38
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Quakers
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Apr 25, 2022 16:39
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wikipedia indicates oats came from the fertile crescent, so i have to assume it was Jesus
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Apr 25, 2022 16:40
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The guy on the box, the king of the quakers
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:wikipedia indicates oats came from the fertile crescent, so i have to assume it was Jesus
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Apr 25, 2022 16:42
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RFC2324 posted:Who invented plain oatmeal? Cooked, smashed up grains (porridge) has been part of pretty much every culture in history so uh .... Wait right there, I'm gonna go get some whiteboards. Make sure you're sitting comfortably because this is going to take me a while to go through
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BlankSystemDaemon posted:so since civilization came from the fertile crescent, jesus gets the blame for that too? He has to be stopped
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Milo and POTUS posted:He has to be stopped oh, so you haven't heard the good news
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Apr 25, 2022 17:05
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Cooked, smashed up grains (porridge) has been part of pretty much every culture in history so uh ....  I would legit find reading a post on the history of oatmeal fascinating, so if you actually feel inspired please link it.
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Apr 25, 2022 17:06
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how about we put all religions into a thunderdome and let them fight it out, then we can decide if we want to believe in them after seems much quicker than having everyone decide on their own with as many choices as there are
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Apr 25, 2022 17:07
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We’ve done that. The thunderdome is earth and the fight is several thousand years in the making with no resolution in sight.
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Apr 25, 2022 17:09
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BlankSystemDaemon posted:how about we put all religions into a thunderdome and let them fight it out, then we can decide if we want to believe in them after This is earth and I think Islam is winning? e:f,b
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RFC2324 posted:
I actually have no idea wtf I'm talking about and I'm just looking up Wikipedia articles for all my dumb shitposts but there's a whole bunch of articles out there about the history of porridge/congee/gruel etc etc.. There's evidence of grindstones being used to crush up grains all the way back to the paleolithic so there's a fun OATMEAL FACT you can pull out whenever anyone tells you they're doing the paleo diet
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I actually have no idea wtf I'm talking about and I'm just looking up Wikipedia articles for all my dumb shitposts but there's a whole bunch of articles out there about the history of porridge/congee/gruel etc etc.. There's evidence of grindstones being used to crush up grains all the way back to the paleolithic so there's a fun OATMEAL FACT you can pull out whenever anyone tells you they're doing the paleo diet I kinda figured, but it would be a fun effortpost to read. Also, every paleo nerd i have known has tried to use oatmeal as a hook to get me into it, for some reason
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Apr 25, 2022 17:18
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oatmeal is an oat meal
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Apr 25, 2022 17:37
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It should be called oatsmeal I mean who eats just one oat am I right
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Apr 25, 2022 17:41
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Truth. Gonna have some BsLsTs for lunch too
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Chalks posted:I glance at my photograph of Adolf Hitler, just before I walk up to the security guards. "Want to buy a copy of the Sims 3?" I say, as they look at my swastika t-shirt and green wig. "We're going to need to see some identification" they respond. I reach into my pocket for my Ukrainian passport... everything is going according to plan.
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Apr 25, 2022 18:14
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:ITT white people desperately try to pretend they're One of the Cool and Good Ones.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:evilly tucking into a muller corner, while watching Fox News Müller? Oh, you mean this fellow? 
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 dang, that's, uh, that's quite a gap in your history there, Muller corporation
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:
Lol
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:
They were on vacation.
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Apr 25, 2022 19:15
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Fanta hiring a guy who's sole job it is to go "SHUT THE gently caress UP ABOUT ANYTHING BEFORE 1950" at every ad meeting.
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"Your resume says here that you spent a few years in the 40s building camps? Is that like, summer camps, or-" "Yes, yes, summer camps. Nothing untoward at all. May we move on with the interview?"
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:wikipedia indicates oats came from the fertile crescent, so i have to assume it was Jesus theyre called vaginas op
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Apr 25, 2022 21:39
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no, the things you make into oatmeal
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:no, the things you make into oatmeal Still vaginas
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Arivia posted:Still vaginas update: it appears I was mistaken and my wife is very angry
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You should have informed her before you started op
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Arivia posted:Still vaginas Excuse me, garçon, I asked for sparkling vaginas.
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Lobok posted:Excuse me, garçon, I asked for sparkling vaginas. Sighing as I unsheathe my vajazzler
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Boba Pearl posted:Sighing as I unsheathe my vajazzler Tunicate posted:oatse
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 You are utterly loving useless in a strangely unimpressive way. Charles L. gently caress posted:everyone lookit the baby. big stupid baby dont know milspec components from he own poop
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EorayMel posted:
A lot of garbage posters have top tier usernames and I demand answers why
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OPAONI posted:A lot of garbage posters have top tier usernames and I demand answers why MarioTeachesWiping posted:This is a hive minded piece of poo poo hugbox for trolls rejected from other forums, and as soon as they took over I was unfairly maligned from day one. Go ahead and ban me, because I'm not going to stop posting here just because you did your best to ruin it for everyone but yourselves. Get hosed Heath posted:MarioTeachesWiping is a pro tier name
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