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Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

The rare occasion where someone gets a pass for skipping leg day.

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TheAlmightyFrog
Oct 7, 2007

squeeeak

Dr_0ctag0n posted:



U wot, mate?

Hmm, maybe it's time for a new avatar

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Warcry :black101:

The Modern Leper
Dec 25, 2008

You must be a masochist

:sbahj:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Lexorin posted:

I thought the being called at midnight to 4am and expecting prompt response was pretty standard treatment for anyone with an ankle bracelet because the bracelets are total poo poo?

Depends. There's a financial incentive to use the trash tier broken garbage bracelets, but there's a bigger incentive to be very good buddies with the law because that's what lets you extract cash in the first place.

There's no loving way a dude like that in that situation is gonna end up with crap level house arrest that's gonna be making GBS threads out false positives and it just so happens to coincidentally do it right at that phase.

loving over some random rear end in a top hat is a thing that happens, but no way this is merely that imo

Remote monitoring like for house arrest & breathalyzer car interlocks is mostly a way to suck money out of a captive market. Nobody's gonna give a gently caress about some drunk or other mid low tier criminal getting squeezed, so they get squeezed. Half the time a lot of em get railroaded into charges in the first place.

TheAlmightyFrog
Oct 7, 2007

squeeeak

TheAlmightyFrog posted:

Hmm, maybe it's time for a new avatar

Thanks to whoever actually did this. I never post from a computer anymore and honestly was probably too lazy to actually make the change.

I am now inspired to pay a kindness forward, so blessed thread truly delivers.

For now, please enjoy this picture of a snail conga line. Invertebrates can be blessed too.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

That's clearly a centipede.

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure
I can understand The Human Centipede, but this is going too far.

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory

nexous posted:

I can understand The Human Centipede, but this is going too far.

Take it a long time to go anywhere at that speed

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

TheAlmightyFrog posted:

Thanks to whoever actually did this. I never post from a computer anymore and honestly was probably too lazy to actually make the change.

I am now inspired to pay a kindness forward, so blessed thread truly delivers.

For now, please enjoy this picture of a snail conga line. Invertebrates can be blessed too.


Girls_season4_episode1.avi

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
https://twitter.com/Limesalicious/status/1519318600313622529

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Hello thread, I'm posting for my Grandpa's 100th birthday!
I've posted about him several times in the woodworking thread. My grandpa is a lifelong woodworker and carpenter. At 100 years old he still works in his shop every single day and has a list of orders as long as his arm.
He drinks a Windsor and coke every day at 2:30 and has a shot or two of fireball every night before bed. We had a huge party for him with over a hundred guests. Everyone knows what he likes.





The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
happy birthday to the old woodchuck. can I buy a cutting board?

edit sorry, the ol' woodchuck

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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The Walrus posted:

happy birthday to the old woodchuck. can I buy a cutting board?

edit sorry, the ol' woodchuck

Message me if interested.

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

Hell yeah, happy birthday Grandpa!


Captain Hygiene posted:

It's a rain frog, if you want a grumpy little fat guy they've got you covered



Thank you!

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

mds2 posted:

Hello thread, I'm posting for my Grandpa's 100th birthday!

That's one rad grandpa.

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

Captain Hygiene posted:

It's a rain frog, if you want a grumpy little fat guy they've got you covered



Me: "You can't just live buy reptiles online right?"
https://www.backwaterreptiles.com/: "gently caress yeah you can bro, gently caress yeah you can"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Biohazard posted:

Me: "You can't just live buy reptiles online right?"
https://www.backwaterreptiles.com/: "gently caress yeah you can bro, gently caress yeah you can"

my lease doesn't allow pets...

my lease doesn't allow pets...

my lease doesn't allow pets...


:sweatdrop:

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Biohazard posted:

Me: "You can't just live buy reptiles online right?"
https://www.backwaterreptiles.com/: "gently caress yeah you can bro, gently caress yeah you can"

Frogs are amphibians.

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

McGavin posted:

Frogs are amphibians.

tell that to https://www.backwaterreptiles.com/.

https://www.backwaterreptiles.com/ don't give a gently caress.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.



"Feeder geckos"
:(

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

"Feeder geckos"
:(

I'm gonna start shipping scorpions to people I don't like.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Gonna buy some poison dart frogs and lick em.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Large Testicles posted:

Gonna buy some poison dart frogs and lick em.

I either have disappointing news for you, or you're revealing your fetish.

Cane toad is what you want.

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014
Dude rocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcRttq9bSrY

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014
Unblessed double post

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



https://twitter.com/mondomascots/status/1519490976687206400?t=0UtWR3uNyiMNh8tnVXqVjg&s=19

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Just found out about Unionion the union onion :allears:



Dick Jones
Jun 20, 2002

Number 2 Guy at OCP

Blind (not the company) skateboarder Dan Mancina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VqrHCntOIo

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rb0ejk7HnU1vmobp0.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rb0emo4Pgq1vmobp0.mp4

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Apr 8, 2004


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Is that a wild hamster?

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

That's a European Hamster, yes. There are like 20 species of wild hamsters.

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

mds2 posted:

Hello thread, I'm posting for my Grandpa's 100th birthday!
I've posted about him several times in the woodworking thread. My grandpa is a lifelong woodworker and carpenter. At 100 years old he still works in his shop every single day and has a list of orders as long as his arm.
He drinks a Windsor and coke every day at 2:30 and has a shot or two of fireball every night before bed. We had a huge party for him with over a hundred guests. Everyone knows what he likes.







Happy Birthday Ol' Woodchuck.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
They're very handsome cutting boards or whatever

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



mds2 posted:

Hello thread, I'm posting for my Grandpa's 100th birthday!
I've posted about him several times in the woodworking thread. My grandpa is a lifelong woodworker and carpenter. At 100 years old he still works in his shop every single day and has a list of orders as long as his arm.
He drinks a Windsor and coke every day at 2:30 and has a shot or two of fireball every night before bed. We had a huge party for him with over a hundred guests. Everyone knows what he likes.







thats admirable work and an impressively boozy gift table lol

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Carthag Tuek posted:

thats admirable work and an impressively boozy gift table lol

let's see if he can finish it before 101

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



nexous posted:

let's see if he can finish it before 101

i have faith in his generosity

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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nexous posted:

let's see if he can finish it before 101

To be honest, he probably will.

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

mds2 posted:

To be honest, he probably will.

:cheers:

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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!

Large Testicles posted:

Gonna buy some poison dart frogs and lick em.

I've got two and they are #blessed
(They aren't poisonous in captivity)




They don't scream like those other frogs, their calls sound more like a quiet low-rpm PC fan with a thin piece of plastic stuck in the blades.

Dart frog go brrrrrrrrrrrrr

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