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Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
HEY I WANNA gently caress THAT PLANT

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Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Seaniqua posted:

why would you lie about this

No, see, someone left a printout of that image

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Field Mousepad posted:

HEY I WANNA gently caress THAT PLANT

Amazing snipe

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Left on my thicc bonsai just now


The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Splicer posted:

Left on my thicc bonsai just now




LOL @ outing yourself as a people magazine reader

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Field Mousepad posted:

PYF Funny Pictures: HEY I WANNA gently caress THAT PLANT

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

No. 6 posted:

Weird cause I saw the same image on Twitter last week.

God dammit I only passed along the lie from the female I live with


Now I'm humiliated and I'm not even home from work yet

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
:females:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames


kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


She's my ex fiance and there's no word for that.


there should be though. Like...widower but angrier.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

kiimo posted:

She's my ex fiance and there's no word for that.

seems like ex fiance works just fine

or roommate

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

roomnotmate

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

It would have been fine if you'd just said woman instead of female lol

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


kiimo posted:

She's my ex fiance and there's no word for that.


there should be though. Like...widower but angrier.

Try "woman" rather than "female".

e:f; b

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

kiimo posted:

She's my ex fiance and there's no word for that.


there should be though. Like...widower but angrier.

If your female is the result of you being a widower but still passes you funny pictures we have a much more existential problem

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

To be fair her explanation of "I was doing a bit and you not only fell for it but went and posted it on SA like an idiot" holds up

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Foiled by a facetious female!

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Well that was some unexpected comedy

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Schade thread is thataway

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Lol your ex fiancé sounds cool, can you give her your account?

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


kiimo posted:

She's my ex fiance and there's no word for that.

Ex fiance is a perfectly good term, i use it all the time. My wife hates it, mind

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



I bet it feels terrible being Gen X and online in 2022.

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Kenning posted:

I bet it feels terrible being Gen X and online in 2022.

Luckily using a web 1.0 forum makes us feel like we're still young and it's 2002.

Tricky Ed
Aug 18, 2010

It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.


Kenning posted:

I bet it feels terrible being Gen X and online in 2022.

This is true but also for every other generation.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

jesus WEP posted:

Ex fiance is a perfectly good term, i use it all the time. My wife hates it, mind

my wife haha borat

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Take my not-wife please

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006
Okay I'm probably being an out-of-touch old, but what's wrong with the word female now? Is it because it makes the speaker sound like an incel?

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Okay I'm probably being an out-of-touch old, but what's wrong with the word female now? Is it because it makes the speaker sound like an incel?

As an adjective it's generally fine.

As a noun when referring to women it's incel as gently caress.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
One step above "femoid"

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

:haw: :v: :ohdear: :cool:
People who use the word 'female' instead of 'woman' need to learn to speak gooder english. A person can be female and a person can be tall, but a person can't be a female and a person can't be a tall.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Shaking lemur butt posted:

People who use the word 'female' instead of 'woman' need to learn to speak gooder english. A person can be female and a person can be tall, but a person can't be a female and a person can't be a tall.

But a person can be a fat, as per POTUS Joe Biden.

WLMortis
Sep 28, 2001
Nebulosis Defunctus
Slippery Tilde

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Okay I'm probably being an out-of-touch old, but what's wrong with the word female now? Is it because it makes the speaker sound like an incel?

Here are some real-life examples that might help:

Okay: "I prefer female vocalists when listening to music."
Not Okay: "The Grand Nagus has decreed that females are not allowed to leave Ferenginar."

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Female rhymes with tamale.
Change my mind.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Shaking lemur butt posted:

People who use the word 'female' instead of 'woman' need to learn to speak gooder english. A person can be female and a person can be tall, but a person can't be a female and a person can't be a tall.

Yeah, using it as a noun and talking about a person as 'a female' or 'a male' makes you sound like you're referring to livestock. It's dehumanizing.


Acceptable: We did a count of the cattle, and there's 80 females to 20 males.
Acceptable: New Zealand currently has a female head of state.
Fuckwit alert: Western society has been cucked by the pestiferous females who ruin the sexual marketplace via their tyrannical gynocracy.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

:females:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Breetai posted:

Yeah, using it as a noun and talking about a person as 'a female' or 'a male' makes you sound like you're referring to livestock. It's dehumanizing.


Acceptable: We did a count of the cattle, and there's 80 females to 20 males.
Acceptable: New Zealand currently has a female head of state.
Fuckwit alert: Western society has been cucked by the pestiferous females who ruin the sexual marketplace via their tyrannical gynocracy.

:actually:

I believe it's properly called their "Vagenda of Manocide".

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I just call them womb dudes.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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