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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

By private partner perhaps they meant the porno company.

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
who is the porn tory?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

NotJustANumber99 posted:

who is the porn tory?

Tori Black, Tory Lane?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
E. Normus Johnson

e:

:staredog:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Teresa May.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

NotJustANumber99 posted:

who is the porn tory?

Boris is promising the IT guys peerages if they don't leak anything.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

OwlFancier posted:

Teresa May.

She probably just watches videos of combine harvesters threshing wheat to get off

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Failed Imagineer posted:

Tori Black, Tory Lane?

Ok thx, on my way (via public transport) to my nearest wework offices.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
WeWank


E: WeeWank

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Failed Imagineer posted:

She probably just watches videos of combine harvesters threshing wheat to get off

Theresa May probably does, but Teresa May is an actual porn actress IIRC, there was some minor confusion when she was PM because they have similar twitter handles.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

NotJustANumber99 posted:

who is the porn tory?

You can knock down a bunch of faces in your Tory guess who set.

https://twitter.com/benrileysmith/status/1519741875703398402?t=enNQKOjsP-VJZdJ9KNSWGQ

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
Since no-one paid the taxxe yet, enjoy this magnificent pussy shot.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
phwoar, boom, at half mast too

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

I mean given that there are generally only ten or so ministers who can be arsed to turn up for votes most days, looking at a photo of the house on the day in question will surely reveal which mp was sat next to one of the 3 female tories.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

OwlFancier posted:

Theresa May probably does, but Teresa May is an actual porn actress IIRC, there was some minor confusion when she was PM because they have similar twitter handles.

Oh yeah how could I forget - one of my formative experiences as a young lad was my mate getting a secondhand computer with a truly terrible sex adventure game called Teresa:House Guest on it. You had to ply her with chocolates and gifts to have it off. It probably permanently stunted my ability to communicate with the opposite sex.

Then me and my mate wrote a song about it in one of our terrible teenage punk bands :catstare:

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
It’s been confirmed that this is what they were watching

https://metro.co.uk/2017/05/02/someone-has-actually-made-a-porn-film-called-hard-brexxxit-6611798/

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
MPs are loving weirdos

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
And livestock.

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

NotJustANumber99 posted:

MPs are loving weirdos

Who else would gently caress an MP?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I have a friend who currently is. He left his wife for her.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

He sounds like a weirdo

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Is the friend you

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

NotJustANumber99 posted:

I have a friend who currently is. He left his wife for her.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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Readying my "no, give me the drat deposit back" email, is there any benefit to small claims court over the dispute arbitration service provided by the deposit protector?

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


https://twitter.com/ayocaesar/status/1519789017063202816

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

ah yes, the high hopes I had about which specific crinkled pervert it is who was half-mast in the commons

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

I am going to join the cumpool and guess fabricant.

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."

Niric posted:

Who else would gently caress an MP?

Saw one on Tinder, one of the better ones but still swiped left.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Not exactly new information in this graph, but still startling in depiction

https://twitter.com/jlpobrien/status/1519638564102979584?t=sXvPCKsOmuQsrj7-P58ctA&s=19

You can really see the Tories fighting against the advances of medical science post -2010, and then the COVID catastrophe at the end...

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

josh04 posted:

Readying my "no, give me the drat deposit back" email, is there any benefit to small claims court over the dispute arbitration service provided by the deposit protector?

I've gone through the arbitration service three times and they've always found my favour and returned my deposit. I was definitely correct in all 3 instances, but they seem inclined to find in favour of tenants. Just make sure you have photographs and evidence, and ideally point out on the form exactly what rules or lease terms are being broken.

One fun one is end-of-tenancy cleaning charges. If you can show the landlord has just paid a flat-rate agency cleaning fee and that makes no assessment of how much cleaning is required you can almost always get that deduction struck off.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Failed Imagineer posted:

Not exactly new information in this graph, but still startling in depiction

https://twitter.com/jlpobrien/status/1519638564102979584?t=sXvPCKsOmuQsrj7-P58ctA&s=19

You can really see the Tories fighting against the advances of medical science post -2010, and then the COVID catastrophe at the end...

It's more like 2015. What happened then? Or it just takes the Tories 5 years to get anything done?

peanut- posted:

One fun one is end-of-tenancy cleaning charges.

Clean the washing machine soap tray!

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

NotJustANumber99 posted:

It's more like 2015. What happened then? Or it just takes the Tories 5 years to get anything done?

Ah yes I wonder what was different about the government 2010-2015 and 2015 onwards

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

NotJustANumber99 posted:

It's more like 2015. What happened then? Or it just takes the Tories 5 years to get anything done?



Tesseraction posted:

Ah yes I wonder what was different about the government 2010-2015 and 2015 onwards

Hospital waiting times I would propose.
Long before Covid waiting times to get a hip done or seen for your cancer was horrendous in NI, so I assume the same for the rest of the UK.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Failed Imagineer posted:

I organised the Stryker Xmas party (niche reference, if u know u know)

I am not going to lie. I assumed this was some reference to the X-Men and (one) of their many enemies, the Reverend William Stryker.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Tesseraction posted:

Ah yes I wonder what was different about the government 2010-2015 and 2015 onwards

So do I. That's why I asked?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

The Question IRL posted:

I am not going to lie. I assumed this was some reference to the X-Men and (one) of their many enemies, the Reverend William Stryker.
Lynn, these are X-people!

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

NotJustANumber99 posted:

So do I. That's why I asked?

The tories gained a full majority and went even more psychopathic about murdering the poor.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Tesseraction posted:

The tories gained a full majority and went even more psychopathic about murdering the poor.

It's a terrible thing to have to give any credence to the Lib Dem claim that they moderated the Tories during the coalition years.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

NotJustANumber99 posted:

It's more like 2015. What happened then? Or it just takes the Tories 5 years to get anything done?

I reckon these are lagging indicators. It's not like Tories gain power and then instantly people start dying en masse, no matter how much they might wish that to be true

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Jedit posted:

It's a terrible thing to have to give any credence to the Lib Dem claim that they moderated the Tories during the coalition years.

It's one of those things where they kept the boot at only 95% on the neck

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