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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/poisonjr/status/1519727976698597382

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Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
That makes no sense, the picture has remained unchanged for ten years while the person presumably has not. It's the opposite of Dorian Gray!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Beeswax posted:

That makes no sense, the picture has remained unchanged for ten years while the person presumably has not. It's the opposite of Dorian Gray!

That reminds me of my favorite Family Guy joke. Meg walks in and says "how do I look?" and Stewie replies "Let me put it this way, somewhere in a dusty attack there's a portrait of you getting prettier."

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Hissing cockroaches piled high

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/UncleDuke1969/status/1519658633306509313

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Tim could easily hide but that would mean leaving the trail....

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

Milo and POTUS posted:

Tim could easily hide but that would mean leaving the trail....

Tim doesn't follow the rules.

That's why it's open season on them.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Morpheus posted:

Tim doesn't follow the rules.

That's why it's open season on them.

Them you just follow the trail of footprints and trash

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
I keep trying to kill Tim but he's got a couple of sprites that turn him into some kind of green moose whenever I get close! Very frustrating.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

CharlestheHammer posted:

Them you just follow the trail of footprints and trash
Tim leaves no footprints you fool! Man, Tim is going to murder you so hard.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/Brocklesnitch/status/1519806459642454018

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Morpheus posted:

Tim doesn't follow the rules.

That's why it's open season on them.

literal outlaw

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

The most dangerous game…is Tim.

https://mobile.twitter.com/GrahamStarr/status/1519762573331255299

zoux has a new favorite as of 01:15 on Apr 29, 2022

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/USAinUK/status/1395683157584797699

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱


Are they reading these dumb idiot forums or is the weird microwave vs kettle debate an actual thing outside of here?

OPAONI
Jul 23, 2021

hallo spacedog posted:

Are they reading these dumb idiot forums or is the weird microwave vs kettle debate an actual thing outside of here?

I think this was a declaration of war against UK twitter.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
I am an American and love my microwaved cuppa

:colbert:

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

hallo spacedog posted:

Are they reading these dumb idiot forums or is the weird microwave vs kettle debate an actual thing outside of here?

Are you really questioning the stupidity of the British?

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/StealingValerie/status/1519670052689166336

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

This is Gail Simone's fault.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Splicer posted:

Fine I'll post it


I think I want a game in this setting now. It'd make a change from zombies.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

The Lone Badger posted:

I think I want a game in this setting now. It'd make a change from zombies.

Self-tweeting because I recently posted something about goons doing this.

https://twitter.com/wurp/status/1519306335648681986?s=20&t=Iju5O9cu-8RbZ13UvPI-TA

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
grenade machine gun sounds unwieldy. I prefer the term repeating boom thrower

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009




Pauly Shore in town?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/WeirdMedieval/status/1519699517322452996

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Well that answers that

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

Well that answers that

People were wrong about lots of things in the 14th century

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

A Moose posted:

Pauly Shore in town?

Pauly's sure in town!

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



A Moose posted:

Pauly Shore in town?

But, doctor...

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

hallo spacedog posted:

Are they reading these dumb idiot forums or is the weird microwave vs kettle debate an actual thing outside of here?

Yes something awful invented this joke.

Pauly Shore is actually a goon, as well.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/radishharmers/status/1519891166254309376?s=21&t=4I9BvHoWv1_MlNXJI5xclw

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Nottherealaborn posted:

Are you really questioning the stupidity of the British?

You know it's the Chinese and Japanise who really get mad at Americans not owning kettles right?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Is that in any way substantiated

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

learnincurve posted:

You know it's the Chinese and Japanise who really get mad at Americans not owning kettles right?

I'm just so glad you didn't call them 'the orientals' like I assume you usually do

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Just drink unsweetened ice coffee like an adult.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Step 1: milk in cup.
Step 2: teabag in milk.
Step 3: preheat in microwave for 5 seconds.
Step 4: add cold water.
Step 5: microwave until desired level of lukewarm.

Optionally, add a wedge of fresh lemon to the milk between step 2 and 3 for some added zing.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Breetai posted:

Step 1: milk in cup.
Step 2: teabag in milk.
Step 3: preheat in microwave for 5 seconds.
Step 4: add cold water.
Step 5: microwave until desired level of lukewarm.

Optionally, add a wedge of fresh lemon to the milk between step 2 and 3 for some added zing.

Teabag goes in last, after water is already warm and microwave has completed its job. Milk and sugar are condiments fit only for children and Americans! and condiments go on things after they are done.

Microwaves are perfect for heating up water but needs to be kept away from anything else as they destroy organic matter/force chemical reactivity in otherwise stable chemistry in non-uniform ways, which makes things taste unsatisfactory.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Teabags (multiple) goes in boiling Monster Energy for 20 minutes if you need milk you may pour in some of one of those bottled Starbucks Frappuccino

Tristesse
Feb 23, 2006

Chasing the dream.
I wonder where judgement would land on my method. I do use an electric kettle to boil the water, however I like to add coffee creamer to my tea. Like the kind with the fake vanilla flavor in it.

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

We have modern sanitation so ya don't need to boil your drinks. Just eat the dang tea bag.

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