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Bro Dad posted:white people mutt, descended from having sex with whatever humans passed through the mountains Yeah my people on my mother's side got here pre-Revolution and just made babies with anyone who had human parts, for 300 years. We're "scots-irish" but with a heavy admixture of German, whoever, and French? for some reason. I can't say I'm anything but "American" because I literally am not
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Apr 29, 2022 05:28
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Chris Pratt fell from grace when he decided not to be fat anymore
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Apr 29, 2022 05:30
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People loved it when he got swole, but then he dumped the wife who was with him when he was chubby and started saying dumb poo poo like “there’s not enough movies about blue collar guys like me”. He lost the ladies after that, dropped straight to the bottom of the “Best Chris List” and never recovered.
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Apr 29, 2022 05:43
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how do you guys deal with the fact that only a tiny fraction of movies are more interesting than the forums you’d rather be reading? I’d rather read GBS than watch most of them.
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Apr 29, 2022 05:50
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Chris Pratt has always sucked, he was at his most tolerable as the lovely boyfriend with a lovely band in Indiana (so just a handful of Parks and Rec episodes). Anything above that is/was him punching above his weight class
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Apr 29, 2022 05:51
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I was very inspired to take steroids when he did a bunch of steroids and got ripped for the superhero movies
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Apr 29, 2022 05:55
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chris pratt is so milquetoast that having a strong opinion about him either way says more about you than him imo
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Apr 29, 2022 05:56
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unlimited shrimp posted:chris pratt is so milquetoast that having a strong opinion about him either way says more about you than him imo
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Apr 29, 2022 05:59
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Trixie Hardcore posted:If your whole deal is playing yourself in movies you either need to have off camera charisma and the ability to read a room or a very good image management team. If you have neither fans will turn on you as soon as they find out you’re not actually cool. yahoo serious was supposed to be huge, dammit
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Apr 29, 2022 06:13
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mawarannahr posted:how do you guys deal with the fact that only a tiny fraction of movies are more interesting than the forums you’d rather be reading? I’d rather read GBS than watch most of them. theres a lot of movies
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Apr 29, 2022 06:19
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Dame Maggie Smith saying "wubba wubba wubba"
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Apr 29, 2022 06:22
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unlimited shrimp posted:chris pratt is so milquetoast that having a strong opinion about him either way says more about you than him imo
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Apr 29, 2022 06:23
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i thought it was funny when that twitter chud successfully got Disney to fire James Gunn from Guardians of the Galaxy for some 15-year-old old rape jokes and the entire cast got together to demand he be re-hired except Chris Pratt who was super wishy-washy about it and had to be coaxed into signing the letter of protest just a company man through-and-through
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Apr 29, 2022 06:36
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chris pratt's whole schtick is playing a likable doofus, turns out it wasn't an act. It's hard to get mad at a golden retriever even though he pisses on the floor really do want to see Charlie Day as Luigi though that's an inspired casting choice
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Apr 29, 2022 06:43
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Oscar Isaac as Waluigi
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Apr 29, 2022 06:47
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Chris Pratt peaked in the OC
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Apr 29, 2022 06:50
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mawarannahr posted:how do you guys deal with the fact that only a tiny fraction of movies are more interesting than the forums you’d rather be reading? I’d rather read GBS than watch most of them. It's pretty easy to deal with, I only actually wanna go see a new movie maybe once every four months. The last movie I went to see before The Northman was Dune. Before the pandemic the last movie I saw was Uncut Gems.
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Apr 29, 2022 07:05
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A good Irish production recently out is sea fever
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Apr 29, 2022 07:06
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Tiberius Christ posted:chris pratt's whole schtick is playing a likable doofus, turns out it wasn't an act. It's hard to get mad at a golden retriever even though he pisses on the floor Do Golden Retrievers abandon their masters because they think they're in a better league? I mean, keeping everything in context: if Chris Pratt isn't a pedophile that still puts him at the top tier of most likeable Hollywood celebs.
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Apr 29, 2022 07:07
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:It's pretty easy to deal with, I only actually wanna go see a new movie maybe once every four months. The last movie I went to see before The Northman was Dune. Before the pandemic the last movie I saw was Uncut Gems. that’s about to he pace i might see movies, like maybe 2 movies and 2 show seasons in a typical year if I’m hanging out alone. but I have to watch some stuff several times a week now and most stuff is way less interesting than you fellas
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Apr 29, 2022 07:08
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Aww speaking of Irish movies I just recently rewatched Intermission and it does not hold up. At. All.
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Apr 29, 2022 07:08
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this looks like it could be fun https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RMd8n6pUokE After disaster strikes Earth, a marine biologist on a submarine research mission must fight to survive with the crew as a conspiracy comes to light.
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Apr 29, 2022 07:12
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Okay but will they survive?
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Apr 29, 2022 07:14
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mawarannahr posted:how do you guys deal with the fact that only a tiny fraction of movies are more interesting than the forums you’d rather be reading? I’d rather read GBS than watch most of them. There are at a minimum several hundred good movies in existence and it takes a while to watch them all ok
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Apr 29, 2022 07:43
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It's a different channel, but I can't help but think CBS will replace James Corden with Pete Davidson. Who else is as punchable and isn't named Jimmy Fallon?
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Apr 29, 2022 07:52
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mawarannahr posted:how do you guys deal with the fact that only a tiny fraction of movies are more interesting than the forums you’d rather be reading? I’d rather read GBS than watch most of them. my days of being 15 and watching a shitton of movies is long behind me, the novelty of being able to pirate every R-rated movie is gone. i probably only do about <10-15 per year which is only about 30 hours in total these days, I've spent far more time on the shitter shitposting than that. also conc-ing out to some weed on the couch at 1am while watching a good night-neon heavy movie like BR2049 owns bones. that's about the circumstances where I do about 90% of my movie watching. also what everyone else said: there's a loving lot of movies. hell just rewatch some 70s or 80s poo poo, they still own bones.
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Apr 29, 2022 08:14
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just watch poo poo, what else are you doing was on a long flight and rewatched Thor: Ragnarok then watched Green Knight for the first time huge tonal shift, highly recommend
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Apr 29, 2022 08:30
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FFT posted:just watch poo poo, what else are you doing back in november 2019 i remember watching halloween and get out next to an old lady on a plane who was very intently watching rocketman on her own little seatback screen and trying VERY HARD not to look at all the blood on mine
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Apr 29, 2022 09:01
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I was on a flight once and for some reason they were showing that air disasters show, and it was that really bad one where a flight from mecca caught fire and basically slowly burned rear to front until the plane disintegrated and crashedWraith of J.O.I. posted:which do you see first in a double feature? lol Nolan doing Oppenheimer lets hope he gets a new sound guy BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHMMM j/k i'll be front row screaming SAY THE LINE. SAY THE LINE. Durf has issued a correction as of 09:46 on Apr 29, 2022 |
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Apr 29, 2022 09:21
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unlimited shrimp posted:chris pratt is so milquetoast that having a strong opinion about him either way says more about you than him imo you wouldn't feel this way if you'd seen the last season of The OC
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Apr 29, 2022 12:53
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So uhh Foundation, umm the special effects are good I think. Hmmmm I like the Emperor stuff and the concept of it all but the rest of the acting is oof
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Apr 29, 2022 13:08
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mawarannahr posted:how do you guys deal with the fact that only a tiny fraction of movies are more interesting than the forums you’d rather be reading? I’d rather read GBS than watch most of them. just watch anime instead
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Apr 29, 2022 13:26
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I've found a lot of joy in just watching the most absolutely low-budget gutter trash from the 80s and 90s that I can find on streaming there's a lot of charm and ingenuity to be found in the industry before the advent of super cheap CGI made everything low-budget look like Sci-Fi original movies, even in films that were just by the numbers ripoffs of more successful ones
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Apr 29, 2022 13:31
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 I'm late to the party but lol at a 480p plan
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Apr 29, 2022 13:38
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good god at $22 a month netflix you deserve to fail give me a few more seasons of the witcher and then kindly collapse
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Apr 29, 2022 13:40
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it's weird they have to specify you can watch Netflix on any platform for all three options
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Apr 29, 2022 13:44
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future proofing for when they start limiting plans by device type
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Apr 29, 2022 13:46
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Do Golden Retrievers abandon their masters because they think they're in a better league? I mean, keeping everything in context: if Chris Pratt isn't a pedophile that still puts him at the top tier of most likeable Hollywood celebs. That I still don’t get because not only is Anna Farris cute or whatever, but she was the earner all through their relationship and finding old interviews was super chill and gracious about it.
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Apr 29, 2022 13:54
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mawarannahr posted:how do you guys deal with the fact that only a tiny fraction of movies are more interesting than the forums you’d rather be reading? I’d rather read GBS than watch most of them. I watch Frasier all day.
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