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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Murgos posted:

You laugh but that man took out a an Abrams with his forehead.

Reverse Barnacle Jim.

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pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


man I almost posted this to YOSPOS cyberpunk thread but I got it from the GBS ukraine thread, so, here we are:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b5rIFci5vs

apparently #natowave is a thing that exists on youtube (click hashtag at vid's youtube page for more)

Frankie
Feb 22, 2006






Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Reverse Barnacle Jim.

Lol

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

pmchem posted:

man I almost posted this to YOSPOS cyberpunk thread but I got it from the GBS ukraine thread, so, here we are:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b5rIFci5vs

apparently #natowave is a thing that exists on youtube (click hashtag at vid's youtube page for more)

"NATO developed weapons that fired lasers. Russia used a pencil"

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Murgos posted:

You laugh but that man took out a an Abrams with his forehead.

He should be point-man on a breaching team :black101:

Farking Bastage
Sep 22, 2007

Who dey think gonna beat dem Bengos!

A.o.D. posted:

Those pings and pew pews you're hearing are shell fragments and debris ricocheting off of solid objects. Those can rip you to shreds from dozens of meters away, even if you're safely outside of the immediate blast zone.

Those shell fragments were exactly what hosed my grandfather up 2/3 times, with the third being a machine gun round to the ankle. Mostly in Sicily and Italy. Also blew out both his ear drums.

Farking Bastage fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Apr 29, 2022

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

https://time.com/6171277/volodymyr-zelensky-interview-ukraine-war/

quote:

It soon became clear the presidential offices were not the safest place to be. The military informed Zelensky that Russian strike teams had parachuted into Kyiv to kill or capture him and his family. “Before that night, we had only ever seen such things in the movies,” says Andriy Yermak, the President’s chief of staff.

As Ukrainian troops fought the Russians back in the streets, the presidential guard tried to seal the compound with whatever they could find. A gate at the rear entrance was blocked with a pile of police barricades and plywood boards, resembling a mound of junkyard scrap more than a fortification

...

As night fell that first evening, gunfights broke out around the government quarter. Guards inside the compound shut the lights and brought bulletproof vests and assault rifles for Zelensky and about a dozen of his aides. Only a few of them knew how to handle the weapons. One was Oleksiy Arestovych, a veteran of Ukraine’s military intelligence service. “It was an absolute madhouse,” he told me. “Automatics for everyone.” Russian troops, he says, made two attempts to storm the compound. Zelensky later told me that his wife and children were still there at the time.

...

Offers came in from American and British forces to evacuate the President and his team. The idea was to help them set up a government in exile, most likely in eastern Poland, that could continue to lead from afar. None of Zelensky’s advisers recall him giving these offers any serious consideration. Speaking on a secure landline with the Americans, he responded with a zinger that made headlines around the world: “I need ammunition, not a ride.”

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011



Legend

Metrilenkki
Aug 1, 2007

Oldskool av for lowtaxes medical fund gobbless u -fellow roamingdad


"Short-term enlistments now available!"

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Hey, remember when a bloated, spray-tanned buffoon who needs a golf cart to go a quarter mile down a road thought he could strong-arm this guy?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Metrilenkki posted:



"Short-term enlistments now available!"

That "18+" in the corner give it a porn vibe.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Idk how we could put a gif in the dickbook, but this definitely deserves a place there.

Potential :nsfw:


IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

Metrilenkki posted:

"Short-term enlistments now available!"

Does enlistment end when you get killed never enlisted, or n years from now when Kruschev 2.0 kicks off deputinization and admits that there was a war and some Russians got killed?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Icon Of Sin posted:

Idk how we could put a gif in the dickbook, but this definitely deserves a place there.

Potential :nsfw:





i would like this for secret satan please

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

Metrilenkki posted:



"Short-term enlistments now available!"

That looks like streaks of old blood & diarrhoea on a tiled floor. :colbert:

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Metrilenkki posted:



"Short-term enlistments now available!"

I’m just using Google translate photo app but it’s having problems with Moë, and translated the word after that as “case.” Is it “my case?” What does that mean?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Hyrax Attack! posted:

I’m just using Google translate photo app but it’s having problems with Moë, and translated the word after that as “case.” Is it “my case?” What does that mean?

Maybe "My cause?"

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Just Another Lurker posted:

That looks like streaks of old blood & diarrhoea on a tiled floor. :colbert:

Turn your monitor on. :colbert:

Metrilenkki
Aug 1, 2007

Oldskool av for lowtaxes medical fund gobbless u -fellow roamingdad
It's "my cause".

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/christogrozev/status/1520016749944524800

I guess "TCCC" doesn't translate well into Russian.

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

the little book in the Russian kit reads "IDK, maybe try not getting shot? All the surgeons fell out windows or left for the West".

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


"have you tried NOT bleeding?"

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Metrilenkki posted:

It's "my cause".

Thanks!

Hyrax Attack! fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Apr 29, 2022

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Carteret posted:

"have you tried NOT bleeding?"

Who told you to bleed, you bastard? I'll make you bleed if we need you to bleed!

BMP: 250mil Ruble
AKMS-74: 5mil Ruble
200L diesel: 10mil Ruble
2L Type A blood: ???

Someone good at this, help me. My soldiers are bleeding out.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

GD_American posted:

What manner of linen napkin EAC loving bullshit is this



IDK what that means but if it's my hat then lol cause I pissed people off calling it a hat all the time too.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

IPCRESS posted:

the little book in the Russian kit reads "IDK, maybe try not getting shot? All the surgeons fell out windows or left for the West".

Reminds me of the medics in Hell Let Loose, where the Russians don't actually use a first aid kit, they just help the casualty up.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/Mij_Europe/status/1520020783967444993?t=scmUCmb7r-1w730Hu1CALA&s=19

You fool, you absolute simpleton, Ukraine has played right into Putin's 12th dimension chess plan that has always been the plan from the beginning

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011



That Russian kit looks like my lowest expense tarkov loadout.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

The Imp of Nipples posted:

That "18+" in the corner give it a porn vibe.

I mean, you're definitely getting screwed

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/Mij_Europe/status/1520020783967444993?t=scmUCmb7r-1w730Hu1CALA&s=19

You fool, you absolute simpleton, Ukraine has played right into Putin's 12th dimension chess plan that has always been the plan from the beginning

https://twitter.com/KyleJGlen/status/1520053263839731712

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I see a medical kit on the bottom and a heroin weekend kit on the top.


Wishful thinking.

https://twitter.com/iamthewarax/status/1520057589840715778?s=21&t=EpSW_SFGs-7jyJcFHfazyA

Marshal Prolapse fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Apr 29, 2022

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

madeintaipei posted:

2L Type A blood: ???

I initially misread this as Jet A and Russian medics giving transfusions of jet fuel would be very on brand for this conflict.

Metrilenkki posted:



"Short-term enlistments now available!"

This seems like it would be everybody's story about what the recruiter lied about in their sales pitch but on all the steroids.

Maybe like "one weekend a month, two weeks a year" leaving out the part about "15-month tour in the sandbox" for the National Guard during the 2000s?

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Arrath posted:

That Russian kit looks like my lowest expense tarkov loadout.

When art imitates life.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/Mij_Europe/status/1520020783967444993?t=scmUCmb7r-1w730Hu1CALA&s=19

You fool, you absolute simpleton, Ukraine has played right into Putin's 12th dimension chess plan that has always been the plan from the beginning

Literally a Hitler speed run

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/shashj/status/1520050206993272835

"Whoa hang on guys, according to this map we've already won"

Metrilenkki
Aug 1, 2007

Oldskool av for lowtaxes medical fund gobbless u -fellow roamingdad
Modedit: NSFW, someone dies in this

https://twitter.com/GelingerY/status/1520026933312077824?t=gNiZLQX8ysjlW70vHFj6wQ&s=19

A juryrigged drone drops a grenade through an open roof window of a moving car, between two russian soldiers.

NSW: Wounded man exits the vehicle, stops moving

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Apr 29, 2022

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Tiny Timbs posted:

Literally a Hitler speed run

So, bunker exit in July, then?

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Metrilenkki posted:

IK edit: don’t post snuff.

A juryrigged drone drops a grenade through an open roof window of a moving car, between two russian soldiers.

NSW: Wounded man exits the vehicle, stops moving

Spoiler that or something, not everyone gets their jollies watching people die

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Apr 29, 2022

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
What part of "don't post snuff" was hard to understand?

Next time it happens it's a week.

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Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Re: that drone video, fuckin hell.

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