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BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

Tex Avery posted:

It's a shelter for inspectors to ride on the front end while the locomotive was being tested. One page I found reported that a guy named Lewis Schofield was riding up front on that locomotive when a super heater tube burst, killing Schofield.

Specifically they're called indicator shelters. That one in the pic is quite sophisticated, and I guess was a properly made piece of kit that was presumably kept aside and adapted to fit each loco as needed (I guess the metal 'corners' with the windows were permanent, and they were joined by the wooden planks which depended on the width and shape of the loco frame). Most of them look like half of a garden shed or an outhouse perched on the buffer beam.

They housed the equipment used for producing indicator diagrams, which required gear attached directly to the loco's cylinders and valve gear. Later on they also fitted equipment for monitoring the superheater, smokebox draught, exhaust back pressure, oil flow etc.

Engineers would ride on the buffer beam to monitor and adjust the equipment. The shelter was needed for reasons of public decency to shield the travelling public from the sight of their enormous balls.

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

MrYenko posted:

If the inspector is dead, there’s no one to fail the inspection report.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Found in the flap of a book from my parents' childhood



I get you, Russel.

boxen
Feb 20, 2011

BalloonFish posted:

The shelter was needed for reasons of public decency to shield the travelling public from the sight of their enormous balls.

On occasion, the shelter would not afford sufficient privacy, which is where the phrase "going balls out" comes from.

(yes yes, I know the thing about mechanical governors but I like this one better)

VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.

Qwijib0 posted:

Found in the flap of a book from my parents' childhood



I get you, Russel.

My childhood:







My parents didn't realize we had taken over the basement for months.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one
That is really really cool

n0tqu1tesane
May 7, 2003

She was rubbing her ass all over my hands. They don't just do that for everyone.
Grimey Drawer

Qwijib0 posted:

Found in the flap of a book from my parents' childhood



I get you, Russel.

Holy poo poo, someone who actually spells their name Russel with one L.

Unless, of course, it's a misspelling. The bane of everyone named Russell.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
The optician didn't realise how accidentally crushing she was when she told my 10 year old nephew "You have some colour blindness, it won't affect you much but it just means you can't do certain jobs like pilot, or train driver".

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode
A legal loophole you can drive a train through (with video!):
https://www.thedrive.com/news/44445/canada-has-a-railroad-for-fish-thats-only-200-feet-long-heres-why

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Armoured trains are back, it really is the '20s all over again

https://i.imgur.com/Opsnm6L.mp4

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode
https://twitter.com/WeeklyRobotics/status/1499289460680404994

Trains will protect us from the robot future.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

drunkill posted:

Armoured trains are back, it really is the '20s all over again

https://i.imgur.com/Opsnm6L.mp4

As a person concerned about loss of life and troubling times: This is terrible!

As a railfan: Rare spot! :sickos:

Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012

It's nice to know that my employer is taking a hard stance against automation. I guess I'll be working here forever :smith:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
https://i.imgur.com/DCCR8zM.mp4

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

I'm currently stuck at home, on crutches, barely able to stand up because I hurt my leg last week.

That is now how I intend to hurt my other leg.

Then I could still sit on it and ride it around! :haw:

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Now get a steam locomotive one

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Video of a DB Class 101 accelerating out of a station :buddy:

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
What's the reason for the sudden change in sound 11 seconds in? The local diesel-electric commuter trains did that too and I could never work it out.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




That's when VTEC kicks in, yo

Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012

I would do this exact same thing in that driver's position. Sometimes you just gotta know how fast it'll accelerate!

LimaBiker
Dec 9, 2020




GotLag posted:

What's the reason for the sudden change in sound 11 seconds in? The local diesel-electric commuter trains did that too and I could never work it out.

There are power electronics converting DC, or rectified single phase AC into 3 phase AC with variable frequency.

The sound you hear are the pulse width modulation systems, that turn the rectified voltage into 3 separate sine waves again. Why the frequency of the PWM changes, and not only the width of the pulses, that i don't know.

I do know that you can program an ICE 3 EMU to buzz the german national anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV2E66JNKpU

And that the Taurus locomotives are programmed in such a way that they play an actual musical scale, probably just for the sake of making a pleasant noise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNxh2bMWPOQ

And those things make all kinds of weird sounds when there is wheel slip. Program them with a jazz scale and they could sound even funkier i reckon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZkOfJzkWXA&t=69s

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe
Here in the UK the Class 323 EMU is well-known for its AC equipment sounding like a 1980s F1 grid getting the green light when they pull away:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OD1ZDbs44ww

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

LimaBiker posted:

There are power electronics converting DC, or rectified single phase AC into 3 phase AC with variable frequency.

The sound you hear are the pulse width modulation systems, that turn the rectified voltage into 3 separate sine waves again. Why the frequency of the PWM changes, and not only the width of the pulses, that i don't know.

I do know that you can program an ICE 3 EMU to buzz the german national anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV2E66JNKpU

And that the Taurus locomotives are programmed in such a way that they play an actual musical scale, probably just for the sake of making a pleasant noise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNxh2bMWPOQ

And those things make all kinds of weird sounds when there is wheel slip. Program them with a jazz scale and they could sound even funkier i reckon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZkOfJzkWXA&t=69s

In general, for PWM:
https://dccwiki.com/Pulse_Width_Modulation

Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012
Cross posting from the "Dumb poo poo Your Work Does" thread:

Tex Avery posted:

American railroads are so god awful right now that, as we speak, the CEOs of four out of the five major railroads that operate in the US are sitting in a hearing with the Surface Transportation Board to explain the fuckery. They've been providing such terrible service to customers AND driving away employees at a record high rate of turnover that the chairman of the board didn't give said CEOs a choice, but rather TOLD them they had to be there. The one railroad whose CEO wasn't required to show up only got a pass because the railroad was bought by a Canadian company a few months ago, and the STB is giving them a chance to clean up instead of punishing the new owners for dumb poo poo the old management did.

The CEO of CSX Transportation was absolutely foaming at the mouth livid yesterday, in the first day of a two day hearing. When asked why he couldn't retain employees, he became visibly upset and said that the railroad was offering their employees incentives to stay but were still hemorrhaging train crew personnel, with guys who have 10+ years experience quitting. When asked exactly what kind of incentives CSX was offering, the only thing he could give as an example was vacation buyback schemes.

Yes, getting your employees to sell away their only reason to be able to completely disconnect from the railroad for 24+ hours is 100% an incentive, you dumbass.

This hearing has the potential to result in some heavy handed ruling from the STB that could potentially help out the little guys in significant ways. I'm stoked to see what happens.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

I have a single friend who works for a Class II, and from him and everything else I gather, Precision Railroading is college-boy for cutting costs to the bone in order to absolutely maximize short term profit margins whilst absolutely destroying long term company health and customer relationships.

Am I out of line in my estimation?

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Wasn't that the poo poo Hunter Harrison pushed at CSX? I remember when he died people were like "good, gently caress him"

Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012

MrYenko posted:

I have a single friend who works for a Class II, and from him and everything else I gather, Precision Railroading is college-boy for cutting costs to the bone in order to absolutely maximize short term profit margins whilst absolutely destroying long term company health and customer relationships.

Am I out of line in my estimation?

That's an extremely accurate summary.

Zeether posted:

Wasn't that the poo poo Hunter Harrison pushed at CSX? I remember when he died people were like "good, gently caress him"

He started pushing this bullshit back when he was at CP, which wrecked them, then went to CSX and wrecked them, too. I'd piss on the grave of E. Hunter Harrison if I was given the chance because he absolutely ruined railroading.

EDIT: tried to look up where he's buried just in case I'm ever in the neighborhood, and I can't find a drat thing. There's probably a good reason for this.

Tex Avery fucked around with this message at 05:20 on May 1, 2022

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
Hello. I recently applied for driver role, passed the initial assessments, (scaat + mini, raat, trfs, trp, rwce, vse and others) had an interview with HR and passed that, and then recently had an interview with the line managers. It's not in the bag yet as have to hear back from them to see if they approve of me for medical.

Initial locomotive training is nearly 10 months, classroom, sim and supervised training. If I am successful can anybody offer insight into how demanding this is? I am currently doing a part time university degree online and am unsure if it's feasible to continue this while also learning to be a train driver.

Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012
The answer to your question highly depends on what country you'll be working in, to be frank.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Welp, the Poop Train seems to be running again:
https://nypost.com/2022/02/11/nyc-poop-train-returning-to-stench-scarred-alabama-town/

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Tex Avery posted:

The answer to your question highly depends on what country you'll be working in, to be frank.

I'll be based in Europe. Don't want to say specific area due to privacy reasons.

LimaBiker
Dec 9, 2020




Europe has a ton of different countries. It makes a big difference whether you're gonna be a train driver in Hungary or whether you're gonna do it in Germany.
Or the Netherlands, where you can cross the country multiple times on a day and still end up at your home station that day.

JuffoWup
Mar 28, 2012
Neat, a cab video ride through the eurotunnel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izxEyA-Fclc

VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.
Romania invests in high speed rail..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zeBIxI7n1I

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Holy crap, pro-click for the turnaround… awesome

Boat Stuck
Apr 20, 2021

I tried to sneak through the canal, man! Can't make it, can't make it, the ship's stuck! Outta my way son! BOAT STUCK! BOAT STUCK!
What's the word for a group of foamers?

https://twitter.com/SCMPNews/status/1525679526227083264

moparacker
May 8, 2007

Boat Stuck posted:

What's the word for a group of foamers?

Baristas?

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Boat Stuck posted:

What's the word for a group of foamers?

A spray

Jasper Tin Neck
Nov 14, 2008


"Scientifically proven, rich and creamy."

Boat Stuck posted:

What's the word for a group of foamers?

A spittle?

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The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
Suds.

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