readingatwork posted:

Tendales posted:

Every Ulf splits at the same time, and both Ulfs of a split exist in identical universes at the time of the split. Only things that happen after a split are different. No luck was involved, this was just how the timing shook out.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Please link it if you do, I'm curious how a game by him would turn out but am also cripplingly lazy busy.

the holy poopacy posted:

Lurk Ethic posted:

Hempuli posted:

Ulf Is BABA

A Lesson Is Learned But The Damage Is Irreversible
VISIONS AMID PERPLEXITY
January 28, 2005

the holy poopacy posted:

I thought that we were done with Heathcliff for a while, but I forgot there were some NatGeo boobs in this sequence and, well, better safe than sorry. click here for them in all their NSFW glory

Tree Bucket posted:

Why does the tits helmet make me lol every time I see it.

the holy poopacy posted:

Ten Earth Shattering Blows



I thought that we were done with Heathcliff for a while, but I forgot there were some NatGeo boobs in this sequence and, well, better safe than sorry. click here for them in all their NSFW glory

The Saddest Rhino posted:

i have no idea where to post this but here's cowtools.mp4, which somehow is also

https://i.imgur.com/MOLI8uq.mp4

Tree Bucket posted:

This comic is seriously growing on me. There's like another hundred pages to go, right? Right?

Dale posted:

Snatching you from a Hopeless Abyss Emergency Valentines Day Advice Column
It's time to open up the mail bin gain. The storage site has been flooded, so most your recent letters have experienced severe water damage. However, I managed to save a few hundred by baking them on a warm surface and opening them delicately.

Dale,
Have you ever fought a villain of PURE ELECTRICITY? And, if so, what did you do?
knots loosening,
Trapped in the Basement

Dear TITB,
Electricity's natural enemy is water. Have you tried letting the creature feed on the high voltage power lines until it grows immense, and then luring it in to the nearby bay, or reservoir?
best of luck,
Dale

David posted:

Le Bowl Définitif
Just got back from the Super Bowl.
You probably heard about how I won. It was pretty awesome. Now I have to write a poem for poetry class. Like twenty art students are going to analyze it tomorrow at 1 pm. Here's what I have so far:

Garden gnomes
In charming homes
Progressing without witness
Peace have found
But whimsey drowned
Also, physical fitness

It's pretty edgy stuff, but I can't bottle up the truth.
David

Thread posted:

PYF Comic: Ulf Is BABA

The Saddest Rhino posted:

i have no idea where to post this but here's cowtools.mp4, which somehow is also

https://i.imgur.com/MOLI8uq.mp4

vyelkin posted:

Carthag Tuek posted:

Ulf BABABAAABABABABABABarbara Ann is really good at scat singing surf covers

quote:

You are a product tester for the Adventurer’s Consumer Guide, a magazine that reviews all sorts of equipment an adventurer might need for his adventures. Your magazine is highly respected because of the thorough tests you put the equipment through. The tests aren’t just done at the magazine’s offices. No, the product testers go on actual adventures to test the equipment out in the field. Sometimes you kill an evil overlord; sometimes you rescue a fair maiden. Most of the time, like today, you just go out looking for a treasure in Treasure Cave Mountain, a perfect place for adventures as it contains plenty of caves, treasures, monsters and traps.

quote:

The new magical sword from Adventurer’s Emporium. According to the commercial it will start to vibrate when you are close to danger.
A mail-ordered short metal staff with a clear orb on the end. Its manufacturers say the staff will remove any creature that comes in contact with the orb. Inside the orb you can see a small unmoving cluster of turquoise tentacles.
A Remmingheim Supreme crossbow, loaded with an arrow. The Supreme model is supposed to have a special feature. When you shoot it, the arrow will magically return, and the crossbow will be loaded again. The hard, razor-sharp arrow is protruding a good ten centimeters from the front of the crossbow.
“The Ultimate Creature Manual” by Arthur Hippoman. According to the back it contains information about every single monster in the world, and how to defend yourself against them. It is suspiciously thin.
A small cage. It is closed and locked with a code-lock (You know the code.). A gremlin, a small green humanoid creature with pointy ears, is trapped inside. He is wearing a tiny ring. He is smoking a tiny cigarette. His thin arms are sticking through the bars of the cage, and he is fiddling with the code-lock, trying one combination at a time.

You are wearing:
A Hustlespleen & Poe Coat of Invisibility, though at the moment it looks like an ordinary, long, brown, coat. It is supposed to turn invisible (or turn visible again) whenever you say the magic word “tango”.
A Super Champion Helmet fastened with a strap under your chin. It is round and made of thin metal. It is supposed to magically turn you into a hero.
On your finger is a Snuffelburg & Co. Type F Magical Ring. It is red and golden. It is supposed to protect you from any magical rays, by moving the effect of the ray away from you and onto the gremlin, which is wearing a smaller, magically connected, ring.
A pair of red boxer shorts, decorated with tiny teddy-bears dressed as sailors. They are not something you are supposed to test; they are your own.

readingatwork posted:

Technocrat posted:

(Kusarigama - "chain sickle")

e-dt posted:

Spoilered in this post: Roast Beef's ding dong. It's not very graphic at all, but just in case.

Wizard Master posted:

Boba Pearl posted:

Look, this is about 2,000 words, but I’m making a big decision about the comic, and feel like I need to explain it, but I have a TL;Dr at the bottom.


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If you scrolled past all that, here’s your too long didn’t read.

I’m killing off the voting aspect of Marie and the Adventurer’s League, I was really using it in a subpar way to tell my story, and I was rushing things to hit a once a month dead line that no-one imposed on me. If the forums hosting this has a place for user fiction, I’m going to have the threads moved there, otherwise you’ll have to find it on my website. For SufficientVeloctiy, that means user fiction and SomethingAwful, uh, I’m going to hope they let me keep this in CYOA, because GBS scares me ever since they scared off that Christmas guy. Or maybe a BYOB thread. The rest will have to catch it on my website, or on SufficientVelocity, or if you have $10 on SomethingAwful.

Wizard Master posted:

rydiafan posted:

I saw the first one and knew it was Wizard Master before I even read the caption. A new personal best.