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Private Speech posted:Was going to vote Greens in the local Labour/Greens marginal up until I read the Green campaign leaflet and it was just the worst, purest, most NIMBY poo poo imaginable: tackling antisocial behaviour, rough sleeping, establishing neighbourhood watch with street representatives; with their one shoutout to Labour - that they will block Labour-supported plans for high-density residential development in out wonderful family-oriented area - doing more to get me to vote Labour than anything Keith has said or done since becoming leader. Don't know if any greens are standing round here (only seen the Labour - 3 different leaflets over the last 2 months - and a tory leaflet) - but this is definitely my impression of local 'greens' based on various people I know who vote for them (and who would rapidly turn tory if they got rid of Johnson), it's just green-washed NIMBYism. Page snipe: 164 days ago was the 104th anniversary of Lenin 'temporarily' removing freedom of the press. Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Apr 30, 2022 |
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Private Speech posted:Was going to vote Greens in the local Labour/Greens marginal up until I read the Green campaign leaflet and it was just the worst, purest, most NIMBY poo poo imaginable: tackling antisocial behaviour, rough sleeping, establishing neighbourhood watch with street representatives; with their one shoutout to Labour - that they will block Labour-supported plans for high-density residential development in out wonderful family-oriented area - doing more to get me to vote Labour than anything Keith has said or done since becoming leader. They briefly got a bit more lefty in 2015 when all us lefties flooded into them after that election. But then we all left again for Corbyn leaving behind the NIMBY/weird ecofascist types and I don't think there's that much appetite with us to try and do an entryism on them again.
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yeah my Green candidate for the locals lives literally 2 streets away from me and I couldn't be bothered to go over to have a chat about their views voted for the TUSC guy instead in the hopes he won't lose his deposit
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Mebh posted:Dumb question, has anyone ever bought an electric duster for their PC? I really hate buying the propellant ones as they always cost a shitload and never last, but the electric ones seem to be like £50?! I use a compressor myself, but maybe not suitable for everyone, it's the best tho. They some cheap small ones nowadays but no idea if they are any good.
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bump_fn posted:gently caress it’s so nice out It was a good day to cut up a few cubic meters of firewood. More tomorrow!
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also i just discovered my grill tank is low and every single store is sold out of refills
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bump_fn posted:also i just discovered my grill tank is low and every single store is sold out of refills Team charcoal and I just got https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01GQHHOIG/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_image_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1 in the mail
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feedmegin posted:Team charcoal and I just got https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01GQHHOIG/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_image_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1 in the mail 
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Say what you like about the Tories. They might be a bunch of despicable Cunts but they are a gift to comedy 
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smellmycheese posted:Say what you like about the Tories. They might be a bunch of despicable Cunts but they are a gift to comedy what does oklahoma have to do with uk politics
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bump_fn posted:what does oklahoma have to do with uk politics Tractor porn.
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His Divine Shadow posted:I use a compressor myself, but maybe not suitable for everyone, it's the best tho. They some cheap small ones nowadays but no idea if they are any good. bump_fn posted:what does oklahoma have to do with uk politics crispix posted:
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I definitely want to become a tractor owner in the future.
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Guavanaut posted:Yeah a little pancake compressor with an attachment set is perfect for air dusting, light water blasting, and you can get a bunch of power tools far cheaper than their electric equivalents (last I checked anyway), so if you wanted like an angle grinder, a water wash gun, a blower, and a power chisel it'd all pay for itself over electric as long as ultra portability wasn't a deal breaker. I have very severe ADHD peaks so I fear I would forget what I was holding and blow all the circuitry off my motherboard with one of those.
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My hometown is so farmer that you have teenagers doing cruising laps in tractors.
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what’s the tractor version of killdozer
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i love how pointless the tractor part is. i was on a tractor website and 'clicked on' a porn website with a similar name by mistake. of course i did then later go back on to the porn intentionally. but the first time was innocent farm related browsing.
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https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/ A Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex offenders register. Ralph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles “interfering” with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham. He was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency and admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors all over the Suffolk countryside. When officers searched his terraced home they found a collection of more than 5,000 tractor images on his laptop. The photos showed Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones.
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Jippa posted:https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/ Look if you don't gently caress the tractors where do you think you get more tractors from? You would think farmers would understand the importance of pollinators.
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Jippa posted:Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones. Pervert
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I had the same idea but was going to post this cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtBFNp_eg2M
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happyhippy posted:Pervert
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Horsefucking is the vice of the aristocracy, pigfucking the vice of the bourgeoisie, tractorfucking the vice of the proletariat.
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Nah, red tractors are the hot ones.
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Jippa posted:https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/ "He was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency " why can't we arrest the Tory Party on these grounds? Big yellow machine porn: Having attended many rail infrastructure contractor tender presentations back in the 1990s, every single one included the "big yellow machine" hour slide show. The metaphorical trench coats were out in full force. Phoar! Look at the stones blown on that one...  (it's a stoneblower for those unfamiliar with Big Yellow Rail Machines). Below: close up of the naughty bits of the ballast cleaner.  Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Apr 30, 2022 |
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In the case of my rural tory MP it's because you need to be capable of being seen by two or more people.
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Whomst among us hasn't given thought to being ploughed in a field
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bump_fn posted:what’s the tractor version of killdozer 
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Guavanaut posted:There's a big house in Bagworth, an old pit town in Leicestershire. The house was owned by property developers who apparently were big cunts and not well liked by the village, so rumour has it that a bunch of the old miners rigged up something vaguely similar to a TBM head and strapped it to a tractor. It's hearsay because none of them obviously want to say "oh yeah that was us" but whatever it was it did a number on the house and the property developers no longer live there. That has very emote expression
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhquote:Labour is hoping for advances in the so-called red wall areas of the Midlands and the north that were lost to the Tories in the 2019 election, and in London boroughs such as Barnet and Wandsworth, though insiders concede that the party’s numerical advance will be limited by the fact that it did relatively well last time most of the seats were contested in 2018. (my emphasis) source: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/elections-boris-johnson-partygate-voters-b2067806.html I wonder who was party leader then? Amazing how labour were polling well (about 40%) up to Jan 2019 when the press and labour 'progress' went into full-on attack Corbyn mode.
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Any successes that Labour had from 2015-2019 were entirely down to Long Blair. The public just can't get enough of him. He won three elections in a row, not sure if you heard about it.
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Therapist: Don't worry, Long Blair isn't real, he can't hurt you. Long Blair: 
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What are the symptoms of long blair? Campbelism?
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We may not know the full extent of the damage caused by Long Blair for years to come. Please, everyone, make sure you and your loved ones are vaccinated. mrpwase fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Apr 30, 2022 |
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I would suggest marxism as the vaccine to long blair but depending on the patient that can also apparently cause problems with the spiked! proteins.
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It's time for your yearly reading of What the gently caress is Tony Blair.
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Mebh posted:What are the symptoms of long blair? Campbelism? Yeah, you start eating soup until you are sweating cream of mushroom.
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smellmycheese posted:Say what you like about the Tories. They might be a bunch of despicable Cunts but they are a gift to comedy okay what is going on here I feel very out of the loop
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Tesseraction posted:okay what is going on here I feel very out of the loop thats a tractor, lad
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that's no way to refer to a woman
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