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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




I know Elon likes drugs. Does he do coke?

A 50-year-old man with a coke habit is a prime candidate for a heart infarction. :getin:

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The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1520478095534403591

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

I know Elon likes drugs. Does he do coke?

A 50-year-old man with a coke habit is a prime candidate for a heart infarction. :getin:

If I’ve learned anything in my 45-odd years on this planet, it’s that chuds live to be ancient for no apparent reason. Explain to me how Trump is still alive

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Apr 30, 2022

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
Meanwhile, in Canada..

https://twitter.com/Dave75350297/status/1520402428818038785

No matter where they are from, they really do look alike, don't they.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

If elons heart was failing one of his cult members that think he’s the last hope for the human race would donate theirs he’s going to live to be 3,000.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Frank Frank posted:

If I’ve learned anything in my 45-odd years on this planet, it’s that chuds live to be ancient for no apparent reason. Explain to me how Trump is still alive

He doesn’t waste his finite energy on exercise and avoids all produce except for iceberg lettuce. :trumpsmug:

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

I'm sure he also eats the occasional cucumber slice (pickles)

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1520388846973771778
Trillions of people! Crowds just keep getting bigger, it's incredible!

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


Rod Hoofhearted posted:

I know Elon likes drugs. Does he do coke?

Friend of a friend says yes. But like others have said, he will have no problem finding replacement organs and live forever like a lick king

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

MrQwerty posted:

she looked so much different before she paid to get the Lacey Chabert job on her face

Before/After



The Chin Was A Choice

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/frequent-marijuana-smoking-risk-heart-attack-rcna26670

quote:

Frequent marijuana smoking linked to higher risk of heart attack, study suggests
People who smoked marijuana more than once per month were more likely to have their first heart attack before age 50, new research found.

Smoking marijuana at least once a month is linked to an elevated risk of heart attack, according to a new study among nearly 160,000 people in the U.K.

The research, published Friday in the journal Cell, looked at more than 11,000 people between ages 40 and 69 (:nice:) who said they smoked marijuana at least once a month. The scientists then compared that group to 122,000 other people in the same age bracket who did not smoke marijuana at all, and nearly 23,000 more who smoked less frequently.

Sucks for everyone else who is not Elon.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




MrMojok posted:

Before/After



The Chin Was A Choice

:tviv:

That chin is fake AND crooked as hell!

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



MrMojok posted:

Before/After



The Chin Was A Choice

Those top two look like mugshot photos.



...Oh, they are? Carry on then.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

BigglesSWE posted:

I know that battlefield tourism has been a thing since the days of Homer but Christ why would you bring a shell with you? It really is stupendously stupid and I hope they get slapped hard with lawsuits.

They're returning Israel's weapon to them, no crime at all imo.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Idaho is terrible.



That looks creepy. We should kill them all

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Lmfao this is literal performance art, all of it

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat



remember when the "cyber ninjas" took a bunch of voter poo poo to montana

haha thems were the days

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
'Trump's heir': NYT analyzed 1,150 episodes of Tucker Carlson's 'racist' Fox News show in 3-part exposé


https://www.rawstory.com/fox-news-racist-tucker-carlson/

"In the years since, Mr. Carlson has constructed what may be the most racist show in the history of cable news — and also, by some measures, the most successful. Though he frequently declares himself an enemy of prejudice — “We don’t judge them by group, and we don’t judge them on their race,” Mr. Carlson explained to an interviewer a few weeks before accusing impoverished immigrants of making America dirty — his show teaches loathing and fear. Night after night, hour by hour, Mr. Carlson warns his viewers that they inhabit a civilization under siege — by violent Black Lives Matter protesters in American cities, by diseased migrants from south of the border, by refugees importing alien cultures, and by tech companies and cultural elites who will silence them, or label them racist, if they complain," the newspaper reported.

"Since the 2020 presidential election, Mr. Carlson has become the most visible and voluble defender of those who violently stormed the U.S. Capitol to keep Donald J. Trump in office, playing down the presence of white nationalists in the crowd and claiming the attack 'barely rates as a footnote,'" the newspaper reported. "Last April, Mr. Carlson set off yet another uproar, borrowing from a racist conspiracy theory known as 'the great replacement' to argue that Democrats were deliberately importing 'more obedient voters from the third world' to 'replace' the current electorate and keep themselves in power. But a Times analysis of 1,150 episodes of his show found that it was far from the first time Mr. Carlson had done so."

https://twitter.com/nickconfessore/...cker-carlson%2F
https://twitter.com/nickconfessore/...cker-carlson%2F

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Kind of amazing Turmpo isn't in jail. Even after everything with Nixon the US loves to suck leader dick like it means anything. Truly a nation full of dummies desperate to be lead, gently caress the law and all. Big time daddy issues.

The politicians work for you, idiots! You're not a monarchy!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Absolutely nothing is wrong with it. It needed more exposure and I love BA but the forums needed to see it

I'll make it up to them

LOL, it's all good. I laughed when I saw the probe reason and wholeheartedly endorse it.

Frank Frank posted:

Lol FU Seth

Gutter Phoenix posted:

What is wrong with this post (besides it being hilariously disgusting!)

Bogus Adventure is a good poster. This is bullshit. People shouldn't be so squeamish about silly poo poo.


"Come on, Sal. The Tigers are playing, to-night. I never miss a game." -- Clarence Boddicker




I appreciate you guys. :cool::respek::cool:

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

The Last Call posted:

'Trump's heir': NYT analyzed 1,150 episodes of Tucker Carlson's 'racist' Fox News show in 3-part exposé

https://twitter.com/nickconfessore/...cker-carlson%2F
https://twitter.com/nickconfessore/...cker-carlson%2F


I had just read the NYT article and came here to post this. You guys should check it out, it’s fascinating.

It’s one of those with text and video, and also has a lot of graphs which were what I found most interesting.

The authors watched something like 1100 episodes of Tucker Carlson tonight (somehow without going insane) and made notes of how many episodes featured a particular theme like “white replacement theory” or “ruling class” and then put them on various charts and graphs. Also the lengths of his opening monologues throughout the years (they have gotten much, much longer in the past couple of years) and the number of guests on the show who have disagreed with him (which were much more common in 2016 and are almost nonexistent today)

It’s basically an analysis of how his show has changed over the years to become even more extreme.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2022/04/30/us/tucker-carlson-tonight.html

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


verbal enema posted:

so ur telling me thats Bongart not MTG?

what the gently caress

There's an easy rhyme to remember which is which.


If it wears glasses to look smart
That nutcase is L.Boebert
If a neanderthal you see
That nutcase is MTG

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Stare-Out posted:

Kind of amazing Turmpo isn't in jail. Even after everything with Nixon the US loves to suck leader dick like it means anything. Truly a nation full of dummies desperate to be lead, gently caress the law and all. Big time daddy issues.

The politicians work for you, idiots! You're not a monarchy!

ah so you haven't yet realized that a rich person going to jail in the US is extremely rare and basically only happens if they do something to other rich people.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Powershift posted:

If it wears glasses to look smart
That nutcase is L.Boebert
If a neanderthal you see
That nutcase is MTG

Lol

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



I miss the simpler days before we had a black president

when some republicans could still be publicly shamed for their mask-off racist bullshit instead of revered, and Jon Stewart could bully Tucker Carlson so badly he disappeared from tv for a few years

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

lolling

https://twitter.com/CarterNixon/status/1520305429318090752

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





At least one of them can’t ever be president!

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Powershift posted:

There's an easy rhyme to remember which is which.


If it wears glasses to look smart
That nutcase is L.Boebert
If a neanderthal you see
That nutcase is MTG

lmao

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Powershift posted:

There's an easy rhyme to remember which is which.


If it wears glasses to look smart
That nutcase is L.Boebert
If a neanderthal you see
That nutcase is MTG

:hmmyes:

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

At least one of them can’t ever be president!

At this point, I honestly wouldn’t put it past the republicans to completely, wilfully ignore that constitutional amendment and the whole legal system just go “wellp, what can we do, the two party system can’t be budged with because _reasons_ so if one half of the political spectrum wants to throw out the law…”

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1520455702115979267?t=6-uWdWRSlxgjtSxKU-j_Ow&s=19

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Oh no! I’m sowing!.jpg

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





:lol:

Well, if you’re a villain…

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Powershift posted:

There's an easy rhyme to remember which is which.


If it wears glasses to look smart
That nutcase is L.Boebert
If a neanderthal you see
That nutcase is MTG

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

BigglesSWE posted:

At this point, I honestly wouldn’t put it past the republicans to completely, wilfully ignore that constitutional amendment and the whole legal system just go “wellp, what can we do, the two party system can’t be budged with because _reasons_ so if one half of the political spectrum wants to throw out the law…”

Lol at two party system after the next time R’s take control. poo poo is gonna be wiiiiiillllddddd.


LOL!!!

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/AromaLady2/status/1520114405089939456?s=20&t=lWFdoqxHIrTA0MztHtxPbw
https://twitter.com/ACTBrigitte/status/1520485508534738948?s=20&t=lWFdoqxHIrTA0MztHtxPbw
https://twitter.com/NickAdamsinUSA/status/1520387166496600067?s=20&t=lWFdoqxHIrTA0MztHtxPbw
https://twitter.com/jmilitare77/status/1520408642465402880?s=20&t=lWFdoqxHIrTA0MztHtxPbw
https://twitter.com/AromaLady2/status/1520418307962253313?s=20&t=lWFdoqxHIrTA0MztHtxPbw

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I'm certain AromaLady2 smells like horse poo poo.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Unbelievable that the villainous things I did make me look like a villain. I went to church last Easter!


Nothing is more punk rock than screaming "you can't control me" at people who don't care or want to control you

Hazo fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Apr 30, 2022

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Hazo posted:

Unbelievable that the villainous things I did make me look like a villain. I went to church last Easter!

I read the texts between him and Hannity, and that about sums it up. They’re the good guys because they’re Christians and Americans and Republicans (and white) and their actions and motivations do not matter. They’re the heroes because of who they are, not what they do.

And who they are justifies anything they do.

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deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
lmao at anybody actually thinking Kid Rock is better than Springsteen.

just lmao.

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