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"and here we have the Archangels of MAALIK-UL-MULK, who is the LORD: Mike, Gabby, Larry, Joe, and Big Tim" -Book of Nathfield, Chapter 7, verse 12
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May 1, 2022 19:25
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Yaldabaoth posted:Looks like he has boobs. Nathen very clearly used They as Angel Gabby's pronoun. Apparently Gabby is enby in Ul-Mulk Universe.
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May 1, 2022 19:25
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I'm on the edge of my seat
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May 1, 2022 19:27
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Elephant Ambush posted:Nathen very clearly used They as Angel Gabby's pronoun. Apparently Gabby is enby in Ul-Mulk Universe. He even capitalized it, which makes it look intentional.
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May 1, 2022 19:36
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There is only one God and Nathfield is His Prophet
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May 1, 2022 19:37
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Yaldabaoth posted:He even capitalized it, which makes it look intentional. Clearly it's Tilda Swinton as Gabriel in the hit action movie Constantine
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May 1, 2022 19:38
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steinrokkan posted:There is only one Garf and Nathfield is His Prophet
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May 1, 2022 19:43
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Yaldabaoth posted:Looks like he has boobs. Doesn't just look like https://twitter.com/theNathfield/status/1518294102378532867?s=20&t=HZYxNkdKL9B8Va93iJKsDQ
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May 1, 2022 19:49
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This could be interesting if Nathfield wasn't a Garfield rip-off.
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May 1, 2022 19:57
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Is Lazerbot, author of "Tails Gets Trolled", looking for work? I feel like he could do some incredible things with the Ul-Mulk Universe.
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May 1, 2022 20:18
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May 1, 2022 20:19
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Yaldabaoth posted:This could be interesting if Nathfield wasn't a Garfield rip-off. I dunno, I daresay it's even more interesting because of the Garfield tie-in. Like if Time Cube guy was obsessed with Mary Worth. "Clearly Wilbur's love for sandwiches reveals the perfect nature of square food! Click here to learn how The Bum Boat represents Nirvana"
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May 1, 2022 20:21
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There's enough androgynous archangels in abrahamic esotericism that this interpretation of Gabriel didn't make me bat an eye at first but you can already tell from the tiddies and all-caps THEY that nathen is gonna be real weird about it
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May 1, 2022 20:25
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Killingyouguy! posted:There's enough androgynous archangels in abrahamic esotericism that this interpretation of Gabriel didn't make me bat an eye at first but you can already tell from the tiddies and all-caps THEY that nathen is gonna be real weird about it Nathan? Weird??
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May 1, 2022 20:54
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I should never be surprised by this thread but yet. Nathen is creating his own sort of Neon Garfield Evangelion.
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May 1, 2022 20:57
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this is balls to the wall bonkers lmao
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May 1, 2022 21:04
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Can anyone well versed in religion give a perspective on who the Prince of Nazereth is? I just noticed Nathfield claiming the title on rereading.
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May 1, 2022 21:06
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https://twitter.com/theNathfield/status/1518294383178694659
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May 1, 2022 21:07
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he gets messages from the archangel gabriel i think that alone pushes him into 'muslim prophet OC' territory even without the MAALIK-UL-MULK thing
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May 1, 2022 21:08
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I too am fiesty
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May 1, 2022 21:18
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MAALIK-UL-MULK is pouncing #lasagnas for an orangy year
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May 1, 2022 21:21
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That last line is killing me Not only does Gabby have a trumpet at the beck of Maalik-Ul-Mulk ready to root out corruption, but they'll also help Nathfield cleanse and purify the world, especially with reddit trolls Maalik-Ul-Mulk doesn't have a whole lot to do it seems, even though they're the creator of the universe
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May 1, 2022 21:22
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Lt. Cock posted:I should never be surprised by this thread but yet. Nathen has become one of those people who turned Garfield into an eldritch horror because they went insane from how boring and banal the comic is.
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May 1, 2022 21:23
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Is there a good paragraph or two summary on garfield eats because I feel like I missed out a GBS saga and I have no clue what even the most basic thing about this is.
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May 1, 2022 21:49
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He's finally gone completely insane, hell yeah
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May 1, 2022 21:55
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buglord posted:Is there a good paragraph or two summary on garfield eats because I feel like I missed out a GBS saga and I have no clue what even the most basic thing about this is. Watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssi5lYD6gkM
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May 1, 2022 21:56
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buglord posted:Is there a good paragraph or two summary on garfield eats because I feel like I missed out a GBS saga and I have no clue what even the most basic thing about this is. A guy named Nathen Mazri opened up a poorly conceived garfield themed pizza place and now he has lost the franchise rights and he utterly snapped and declared himself to be Nathfield, a super-powered cat creature with a telepathic suit who serves under Allah ( aka MAALIK UL MULK) along with the archangel Gabriel (Gabby) to do battle against reddit trolls. Also Nathen will allow you to send him money to have his creative genius applied to your own unique business startup idea.
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May 1, 2022 21:58
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Seth Pecksniff posted:That last line is killing me I was eating lunch while reading that tweet and I was smiling and nodding along until the last 4 words and then I almost spit food all over my keyboard
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May 1, 2022 21:59
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Elephant Ambush posted:lmao this owns My initial impression too. But will we be laughing when Nathfield finishes blowdrying her/his hair and cleans up all the earthly corruption, including us? Perhaps, though, all the entergaged will be saved.
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May 1, 2022 22:00
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Is the earthly corruption specifically boomers, landlords, Nickelodeon, his former business partner and opponents of MBS
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May 1, 2022 22:06
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World's only armpit Prince of Nazareth. All natural. Fuckin big corporation lies.
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May 1, 2022 22:07
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reignofevil posted:A guy named Nathen Mazri opened up a poorly conceived garfield themed pizza place and now he has lost the franchise rights and he utterly snapped and declared himself to be Nathfield, a super-powered cat creature with a telepathic suit who serves under Allah ( aka MAALIK UL MULK) along with the archangel Gabriel (Gabby) to do battle against reddit trolls. Also Nathen will allow you to send him money to have his creative genius applied to your own unique business startup idea. he's gonna kill all boomers not fight trolls jfc learn your lore
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May 1, 2022 22:16
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:he's gonna kill all boomers not fight trolls jfc learn your lore What if the reddit trolls are also boomers. What then
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May 1, 2022 22:24
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Sherbert Hoover posted:MAALIK-UL-MULK Is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day
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May 1, 2022 23:18
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It's really weird that he spells it different ways
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May 1, 2022 23:28
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:he's gonna kill all boomers not fight trolls jfc learn your lore Just lol at the thought of a gay man calling on the abrahamic god to kill boomers, who are probably his most devout followers in all 3 religions.
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May 1, 2022 23:32
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A single paragraph does not sum up the lunacy contained in this thread. There have been so many instances where the thread went quiet for a bit and people were calling for it to be goldmined and then Nathen comes back with something even more insane. This is Mr Mazri’s wild ride.
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May 1, 2022 23:49
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and i never want to get off
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May 2, 2022 00:42
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Gotta say, I was not expecting the first character to be added to the Nathfield universe to be the Archangel Gabriel But Nonbinary. That's mostly my fault though. Anyway, Lt. Cock posted:GarfieldEATS: Neon Garfield Evangelion
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May 2, 2022 00:45
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Yaldabaoth posted:Just lol at the thought of a gay man calling on the abrahamic god to kill boomers, who are probably his most devout followers in all 3 religions. There are only 3?
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