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cinco de mayo options
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taco bowl [WE LOVE HISPANICS!] 115 36.39%
huge gross burrito 78 24.68%
normal food for a human 41 12.97%
buddykins [straight tequila directly from plastic bottle] 82 25.95%
Total: 252 votes
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Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

Zeriel posted:

What's really going to crack your ping is when democrats go back to caring about COVID again when Trump is reelected.

The midterms might be in a covid wave again for all we know. Maybe nothing will matter because half the country's too sick to work with reinfections, and the next one spreads twice as fast as omicron. Maybe Bernie will be president for a minute again instead of Manchin and we'll all get golden PS5's this time.

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Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"
Not a good sign for my enemies that I can effortlessly grab a snipe like that.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




incredible

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

lol

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

is this a deleted scene from twin peaks?

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
I’m in the Alan Thicke of it

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTlzUpmp8sY

Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"
It's meltdown May and powerful energies are swirling. Maybe Elon will get #metooed. The air crackles with potential. It's such a stupid time to be alive.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




dear god

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
...And people are talking about that gum. You remember? That gum you like! Right! They're talking about it, more and more. I personally don't know, but many of them are saying it's going to come back in style. That's right, we're looking into it very strongly... back in style, not like it was, no thanks to Crazy Nancy. Just wait, it's coming back.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
:birdthunk:

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

the milk machine posted:

...And people are talking about that gum. You remember? That gum you like! Right! They're talking about it, more and more. I personally don't know, but many of them are saying it's going to come back in style. That's right, we're looking into it very strongly... back in style, not like it was, no thanks to Crazy Nancy. Just wait, it's coming back.

many people are recognizing garmonbozia more and more. pain and sorrow, okay? pain and sorrow. that's what you had when obama was destroying this country! I'm gonna build a wall and show them pain and sorrow!

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
my trumpy bear has something to tell you

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
hey buddykins do you like when people come to your bar and ask you a billion questions because they're too stupid to know what they like

seems annoying

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
the scene where the elderly man delivers room service warm milk to agent dale cooper, who has just been shot, and failing to comprehend his request for help

except:

the elderly man is Joseph Robinette Biden, and the gut-shot agendt dale cooper whome we all know and love is the United States of America

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Consummate Professional posted:

my trumpy bear has something to tell you

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Daniel Dales Dick posted:

DryGoods tried to kwisatz his own haderach and broke is back in dune places.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

omg. this makes the last 2000 lovely pages of this thread worth it

gently caress you

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp
That was a gently caress you to everyone who didn't post tayne btw

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp
Happy Noodle Boy? Your cool.

Everyone else?

Vim Fuego posted:

gently caress you

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Hell yeah. I'm a terrorist too, but only in my heart

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


:same:

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Vim Fuego posted:

That was a gently caress you to everyone who didn't post tayne btw

needed more hat wobble

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
looks like a tuesday, thurday, friday week in the office

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Plinkey posted:

looks like a tuesday, thurday, friday week in the office



What kind of hosed up cafeteria fucks up taco Tuesday? There's no taco Thursday you stupid fucks.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
If you're going to honor Cinco de Mayo, then double up your offerings that week.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Plinkey posted:

looks like a tuesday, thurday, friday week in the office



what the gently caress why do you get good free food

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Durmbo taking huge greasy taco shits

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 44 hours!

lol, and he still got elected

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

lol, and he still got elected

still? that photo was the entire reason he won

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Daniel Dales Dick posted:

What if he really builds a conservative media empire? They would probably send terminators back.

what do u think all the groupies that follow him from rally to rally are? future time travellers coming back to see tRUmpPO first hand...

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

CODChimera posted:

what the gently caress why do you get good free food

yes

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

if tRMup convinces himself that time travellers are coming back to watch him speak and he points out at all the empty seats and tells them to decloak...

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

SirPablo posted:

What kind of hosed up cafeteria fucks up taco Tuesday? There's no taco Thursday you stupid fucks.

you do not gently caress with burger tuesday

just dont

don't even try

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

lol, and he still got elected

yeah i cant believe that photo didnt sink him

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 44 hours!

CODChimera posted:

yeah i cant believe that photo didnt sink him

throw it on the pile, but that should have been disqualifying on its own

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/SunnyEaton/status/1520265526446067717

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