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Killingyouguy! posted:and i never want to get off #celibate #sexcy
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So I watched the linked YT and this guy seems like annoying social media aged #grindset types who got money from their dad mixed with weird religious vibes and someone who seems completely insufferable to be around on any personal level.
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# ? May 2, 2022 00:59 |
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buglord posted:So I watched the linked YT and this guy seems like annoying social media aged #grindset types who got money from their dad mixed with weird religious vibes and someone who seems completely insufferable to be around on any personal level. He's the distilled essence of those kind of people.
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# ? May 2, 2022 01:03 |
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Nathen's gotta get rid of the discord. This Idea Guys troll poo poo isn't nearly as funny as Nathen being himself.
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# ? May 2, 2022 01:53 |
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Lt. Cock posted:Can anyone well versed in religion give a perspective on who the Prince of Nazereth is? I just noticed Nathfield claiming the title on rereading. Jesus of Mazrieth
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# ? May 2, 2022 03:09 |
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Sherbert Hoover posted:this is balls to the wall bonkers lmao
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# ? May 2, 2022 03:11 |
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what in the sam hill is this lol
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# ? May 2, 2022 03:31 |
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Futanari Damacy posted:Jesus of Mazrieth
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# ? May 2, 2022 03:55 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:That last line is killing me
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# ? May 2, 2022 03:58 |
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Firstly, almost all of the stuff pictured there is literally nothing at all. Secondly, I entirely empathise with a being that has the ability to perceive all things simultaneously but spends most of their time thinking about weird sex stuff.
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# ? May 2, 2022 04:25 |
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Well in that case I think at this point we are circling back around to Nathen being a deity
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# ? May 2, 2022 04:32 |
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reignofevil posted:A guy named Nathen Mazri opened up a poorly conceived garfield themed pizza place and now he has lost the franchise rights and he utterly snapped and declared himself to be Nathfield, a super-powered cat creature with a telepathic suit who serves under Allah ( aka MAALIK UL MULK) along with the archangel Gabriel (Gabby) to do battle against reddit trolls. Also Nathen will allow you to send him money to have his creative genius applied to your own unique business startup idea. Eh Geeze! When you think of Disney you should think oh geeze
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# ? May 2, 2022 05:21 |
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Dr. Quarex posted:Well in that case I think at this point we are circling back around to Nathen being a deity Going celibate has driven his T levels so high he’s transcending.
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# ? May 2, 2022 05:40 |
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I’ve been told that holding in your cum brings you increasingly closer to enlightenment.
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# ? May 2, 2022 05:49 |
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buglord posted:So I watched the linked YT and this guy seems like annoying social media aged #grindset types who got money from their dad mixed with weird religious vibes and someone who seems completely insufferable to be around on any personal level. On the surface, yes, but scratch the surface and it gets weird. That video doesn't mention Nathen ditching Garfield briefly for Scooby Doo eats before switching back then losing his license when some Nickelodeon lawyers found out about him after Davis selling to them and Nathen putting Garfield in fork jail. Also the NFT thing he suddenly started and abandoned. His self-help memoir feat. sexy Oprah, sexy cousin, and sexy Princess Diana conspiracy theory. There's just so much and it's all so amazing.
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# ? May 2, 2022 05:59 |
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An archangel helping a cartoon character fight trolls... is this a new chapter of Tails Gets Trolled?
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# ? May 2, 2022 06:13 |
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What's that age when guys start developing schizophrenia again...
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# ? May 2, 2022 06:33 |
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Mordja posted:What's that age when guys start developing schizophrenia again... Good thing Nathen is so young!
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# ? May 2, 2022 06:35 |
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Forget TGT, this could be like a new edition of In the Realms of the Unreal. Maybe. On that note, how about an installment of penance from those who'd asked for the thread to be closed?
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# ? May 2, 2022 07:11 |
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reignofevil posted:A guy named Nathen Mazri opened up a poorly conceived garfield themed pizza place and now he has lost the franchise rights This is the equivalent of that Eddie Izzard bit in Glorious about the life of Jesus quote:So, yes, Baby Jee was there, then he grew up, grew older and died. And, er… There are 178 pages between conception and Nathen announcing it’s all over, you have to read the whole thing to truly appreciate it, it’s a work of art.
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# ? May 2, 2022 07:48 |
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# ? May 2, 2022 07:56 |
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By accepting a summary, you miss so much. Fork prison, the documentary, the THIRTY MINUTE Scooby Doo launch video, fork prison, celibacy, the theme song, fork prison, the interview with Cancel Culture, the book, the cribs questions thing, fork prison, haha poo poo, when he opened a second store even though the first one was dying, and loads of other stuff that I only see in my most
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# ? May 2, 2022 07:59 |
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Dear God
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# ? May 2, 2022 08:09 |
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Scientastic posted:By accepting a summary, you miss so much. The reality show. The weird Instagram posts about COVID-19 being an act of chemical warfare by the government on their own citizens. Fork Jail. Getting into some weird rage about Velma from Scooby-Doo and actively ignoring her in ads. That weird interview that followed him to his car. Making mouth love to that Garfield plush's face. "Upcycling" dirty lasagna boxes as tissue boxes. Garficcinos. Celibacy is secxy. Having a public meltdown when the people making the Garfield movie chose to hire Chris Pratt to voice Garfield and not him.
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# ? May 2, 2022 08:36 |
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deedee megadoodoo posted:A single paragraph does not sum up the lunacy contained in this thread. There have been so many instances where the thread went quiet for a bit and people were calling for it to be goldmined and then Nathen comes back with something even more insane. This is Mr Mazri’s wild ride. it's the tale of a man who has infinite money, wholly untreated mental issues, and a compulsion to
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# ? May 2, 2022 08:39 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:wholly untreated hey, his mom threw benzos at him when he was a kid, thats more treament than most people get
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# ? May 2, 2022 08:48 |
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Escape From Noise posted:"Upcycling" When I try to get my head around this whole thing, this is always the one that I get stuck on, it was so incredibly dumb and would never work The party cups video was my favourite, so simple, why has no-one thought of this before?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut2Rk9hvnIA
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# ? May 2, 2022 09:10 |
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Scientastic posted:When I try to get my head around this whole thing, this is always the one that I get stuck on, it was so incredibly dumb and would never work It's a little thing called "saving the planet".
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# ? May 2, 2022 10:12 |
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We all entergage down here.
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# ? May 2, 2022 10:14 |
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Is Nathen gonna get himself punted out of Saudi Arabia for pretending to be a prophet because uh I've got some security guys on the phone and let's just say they're astonished by his doctrine
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# ? May 2, 2022 10:21 |
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Scientastic posted:When I try to get my head around this whole thing, this is always the one that I get stuck on, it was so incredibly dumb and would never work bing bong so simple
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# ? May 2, 2022 11:26 |
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buglord posted:So I watched the linked YT and this guy seems like annoying social media aged #grindset types who got money from their dad mixed with weird religious vibes and someone who seems completely insufferable to be around on any personal level. There was a really good video when the restaurant was still open that had him interacting with employees who all looked like they were praying for death
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# ? May 2, 2022 13:28 |
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Frank Frank posted:There was a really good video when the restaurant was still open that had him interacting with employees who all looked like they were praying for death Love me. Feed me. Doooooooooon't leave me! (WOO!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys9Q3PQH_nQ
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# ? May 2, 2022 13:42 |
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people who bring up the celibacy thing also forget to mention that it's really obvious he was lying because he probably got spurned one too many times on grindr and also the fact that he tried to add a C to LGBTQ just for him and then got super huffy and indignant when people in that community told him to gently caress off. then he did the "i thought the LGBTQ community was inclusive!" poo poo when they informed him that his narcissism and money didn't make him special enough to get his own letter in that acronym
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# ? May 2, 2022 15:22 |
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I don't think there's enough weed to help those ex employees deal with the ptsd of having worked for Nathan.
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# ? May 2, 2022 15:41 |
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Elephant Ambush posted:people who bring up the celibacy thing also forget to mention that it's really obvious he was lying because he probably got spurned one too many times on grindr and also the fact that he tried to add a C to LGBTQ just for him and then got super huffy and indignant when people in that community told him to gently caress off. then he did the "i thought the LGBTQ community was inclusive!" poo poo when they informed him that his narcissism and money didn't make him special enough to get his own letter in that acronym The G is for Garfield
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Escape From Noise posted:The G is for Garfield
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# ? May 2, 2022 15:48 |
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Motherfucker is literally transforming into Chris Chan
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Escape From Noise posted:Love me. lmaoooo I didn't notice the first time like not even 20 seconds in his cat's like "DO NOT TOUCH ME"
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I do love how all the characters are sassy.
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