“Samovich, please.” Johnnyvich slipped his pillaged toilet seat away and pulled out his pillaged dildo. “He had a family.”
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Blind Rasputin posted:These numbers don’t seem believable. Also, “liquidated”? These were someone’s kids practically forced into this fight. It brings me no pleasure to report to you that the Ukrainians are, in fact, killing invaders
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Blind Rasputin posted:These numbers don’t seem believable. Also, “liquidated”? These were someone’s kids practically forced into this fight. They're a bunch of rapists and murderers and deserve nothing but painful and humiliating death. I hope their parents die of grief. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Blind Rasputin posted:These numbers don’t seem believable. Also, “liquidated”? These were someone’s kids practically forced into this fight. I've come to notice in that part of the world "liquidate" seems to be their equivalent of the American "eliminate". While liquidate sounds to us like something a movie villain would say I think it's more of a neutral word over there.
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Liquidate and liquify both ring in my head when either word is said which makes it specifically horrific for me. It's fun.
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Blind Rasputin posted:These numbers don’t seem believable. Also, “liquidated”? These were someone’s kids practically forced into this fight. And they were liquidated.
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# ? May 2, 2022 12:36 |
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Blind Rasputin posted:These numbers don’t seem believable. Also, “liquidated”? These were someone’s kids practically forced into this fight. These numbers have often been confirmed by leaked Russian numbers and NATO sources. It's the Russians who lie about their losses to their own people. And yes, they were liquidated into Ukranian soil for the purpose of sprouting many beautiful sunflowers. Don't worry, those parents will get about 20 USD in compensation for their fertilizer contribution. Actually probably not, Putin doesn't pay his debts... Commit war crimes and find out, lol tankie. Lascivious Sloth fucked around with this message at 12:42 on May 2, 2022 |
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Blind Rasputin posted:These were someone’s kids I thought orcs emerged from the mud fully formed as shown in the documentary film lord of the rings (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Blind Rasputin posted:These numbers don’t seem believable. Also, “liquidated”? These were someone’s kids practically forced into this fight. True, a fair few of them probably took direct hits from artillery so "liquefied" would be the correct terminology. If they'd preferred to remain in the "solid" part of the phase diagram they probably should have stayed on the Russian side of the border.
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Anyone using the word "orc" for this war is just an embarrassment but I can see it catching on with a certain kind of 4chan reddit demographic
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Captain Kosmos posted:Surprisingly Israel didn't like the Hitler had Jewish blood thing. Israel: Well look Russia, we don’t like this Ukraine thing but we would like to mostly stay out of it to preserve our good relationship. We always got along with Putin, and a lot of our citizens have ties to Russia. We are happy to help you broker a peace deal. What do you think? Russia: (holding up copy of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion) You can tell that the smelly Jew Zelensky is emulating his Nazi pals just like the biggest money grubbing Jew, Adolf Hitler. Russia on a speed run to alienate literally anyone who might support them. The propaganda masters strike again. When does Lavrov drop the video where he holds back the corners of his eyes, makes offensive fake Chinese sounds, and says “there are for sure two Chinas.”
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Kevin DuBrow posted:Anyone using the word "orc" for this war is just an embarrassment but I can see it catching on with a certain kind of 4chan reddit demographic The Russians refer to themselves as orcs if that helps.
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B-Rock452 posted:The Russians refer to themselves as orcs if that helps. Hey its this conversation again
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Karma Comedian posted:Hey its this conversation again Time is a flat circle. Maybe later we can have someone come in and mention that red dot sites are overrated and Russia not providing them is actually a genius move.
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B-Rock452 posted:The Russians refer to themselves as orcs if that helps. Unclear and also we're not doing this again Calling Russians orcs is not allowed in here. In other news: Babuskas don't gently caress around https://twitter.com/RyanOLearyIA22/status/1521069837363068928?s=20&t=-if_5C6aKrktGDohvSSFDQ Edit: Power Khan posted:It's what the ukrainians call the russian soldiers, so make of that what you will They can use whatever terminology they want, but I'm p certain no one in here is a Ukrainian civilian or soldier, so we don't need to use it Thank you for your cooperation. KitConstantine fucked around with this message at 13:09 on May 2, 2022 |
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Kevin DuBrow posted:Anyone using the word "orc" for this war is just an embarrassment but I can see it catching on with a certain kind of 4chan reddit demographic It's what the ukrainians call the russian soldiers, so make of that what you will
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the steel balls on these ukranians I can't help but think there are some who can fake an accent that are just roaming the countryside of russia in small teams carrying lots of mres and C4.
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B-Rock452 posted:Time is a flat circle. Maybe later we can have someone come in and mention that red dot sites are overrated and Russia not providing them is actually a genius move. Iron sights?! Boy, just look down the barrel and pray.
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Thread about the planes over Belgorod last night. https://twitter.com/loogunda/status/1520983518431657984?s=20&t=-if_5C6aKrktGDohvSSFDQ https://twitter.com/loogunda/status/1521074475953004544?s=20&t=-if_5C6aKrktGDohvSSFDQ Don't believe your lying eyes citizens
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Karma Comedian posted:Iron sights?! Boy, just look down the barrel and pray. I see you and Ramzan read the same training manuals.
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The reason they're using the term "liquidated" is because we were discussing surströmming before.
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Belgorod identified as nazi stronghold. Must bomb self. It's also much safer.
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As a Russian citizen i am ready to issue o-word pass to those worthy of it
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The Walrus posted:the steel balls on these ukranians I can't help but think there are some who can fake an accent that are just roaming the countryside of russia in small teams carrying lots of mres and C4. LOL, they probably don't even have to fake an accent, just claim they're from the opposite side of Russia if they ever get questioned. "Hello, I am Lavrentiy. This is my brother Dmitry, and my other brother Dmitry, we are from-" *Drowned out by nearby cement plant bursting into flames* "-here on a sightseeing trip. Do you know how to get to the oil refinery?"
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Lying about false flagging yourself is some next-level Russian nonsense
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fatherboxx posted:As a Russian citizen i am ready to issue o-word pass to those worthy of it Oxnard
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B-Rock452 posted:The Russians refer to themselves as orcs if that helps. Only Russians can say orc with a hard r.
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Blind Rasputin posted:These numbers don’t seem believable. Also, “liquidated”? These were someone’s kids practically forced into this fight. Oryx has 599 'confirmed' tank kills instead of 1048 for example. 1182 to 2519 armoured vehicles, 26 to 159 planes, 39 to 155 helicopters, 880 to 1824 trucks. Russian casualty estimates meanwhile range from 10k (UK estimate) to 15k (US estimate), to 20k (Russian leak, killed and missing).
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Nieuw Amsterdam posted:Israel: Well look Russia, we don’t like this Ukraine thing but we would like to mostly stay out of it to preserve our good relationship. We always got along with Putin, and a lot of our citizens have ties to Russia. We are happy to help you broker a peace deal. What do you think?
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Bronze Fonz posted:This was established a long time ago please try to follow: the Rhode Island Milf separatists must be stopped
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naem posted:the Rhode Island Milf separatists must be stopped Cartoon in Vermont is the bigger threat on the map. I expect it from Tennessee and Arkansas, but I want my maple syrup without the taint of cartoon porn.
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um excuse me posted:Liquidate and liquify both ring in my head when either word is said which makes it specifically horrific for me. It's fun. You know what's better than "liquify"? Homogenate.
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mobby_6kl posted:You know what's better than "liquify"? Homogenate. Americans spend 10 million, 2 years and the smartest minds of a generation to develop a high tech mice liquefier for their research labs. The Russians just used their teeth.
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Zippy the Bummer posted:Січеники ! huzzah! meeting went well, i am much more at ease. good morning. eat good food and blaze, here's today's playlist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDqQ9W0_BBM&list=RDYDqQ9W0_BBM&index=1 Tell us your story Zippy, you have the time now
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GABA ghoul posted:Americans spend 10 million, 2 years and the smartest minds of a generation to develop a high tech mice liquefier for their research labs. The Russians just sent the mice to Ukraine in a special operation Fixed.
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CSM posted:They're a high estimate I'd take with a grain of salt, but the reality might be closer to Ukraine's claims than you'd expect. also US estimate was at 15k several weeks ago and we've now had multiple weeks of a renewed offensive where Russia has been taking major losses daily, being above 20 seems reasonable by now. The Ukrainian numbers are relatively realistic when it comes to ground vehicles, it's their reported aircraft destroyed that've always been extremely ambitious and probably wrong.
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Really really good article from one of the experts on modern Russia. It's the story of a Ukrainian family that lived with 5 Russian soldiers for over a month during the early invasion, but it's also the story of how Russians are constricted by their media environment, how that artificially constrained view handles contact with reality, and what needs to be changed in order for Russia to escape it's current destructive cycle. https://twitter.com/peterpomeranzev/status/1521042157863243776?s=20&t=sXAgTPQAljrIbQD4UNLmlg quote:When the Russians would leave the cellar for a drink or a smoke, they would invite Sergey to join them. The group would dilute raw spirits with a little water, and Sergey would roll up tobacco with newspaper pages. Their conversations became more reflective. “What are you doing here?” Sergey would ask. “What’s the point of this war?” Despondently, the Russians would answer that they had come expecting not a fight but a celebration. They had come, one said, “for a victory march in Kyiv.”
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Power Khan posted:I just got up. Is russia on fire again? https://twitter.com/JimmySecUK/status/1521113814158168069?s=20&t=y_YSc1mZEHn3yQf2RGn2Bw
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It's really funny to watch tankies go from "Russia is a superpower and ruso-sino global order is a preferable alternative to American hegemony" to "Russia never had a chance because America" in about a month. Also, I think they forget that Putin has been in power for over 20 years at this point. If it's anyone's fault that Russia has run itself into the ground it's his.
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Captain Kosmos posted:
Apparently a couple people ended up in the hospital with injuries https://twitter.com/rianru/status/1521105009676595201?s=20&t=M6J_bwt9yhsy1pjL0_h_og quote:In Perm, two people died in an emergency at a gunpowder factory, one victim is in the hospital. The enterprise manufactures charges for Grad and Smerch multiple launch rocket systems and air defense systems https://t.co/lf41Lt1kLu
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