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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

bunnyofdoom posted:

Maybe this should go in the pyf bad marketing thread

drat I didn't know we had one of those

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

The Anime Liker posted:

drat I didn't know we had one of those

Here you go my friend

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

nokternl posted:

here's a funny pic,

e:gently caress wrong thread, i'll leave that there anyway

Is that Trent Reznor?

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Elviscat posted:

Is that Trent Reznor?

That's clearly Tuxedo Mask, in casual clothing.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Easy, the numbers are 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 and 9

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


nokternl posted:

here's a funny pic,

e:gently caress wrong thread, i'll leave that there anyway

loving danzig always looks like an rear end in a top hat.

fullerene
Apr 29, 2022

CainFortea posted:

loving danzig always looks like an rear end in a top hat.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Danzig is the ur-edgelord, the prototype for every kid with long jet black hair who'd sit in the back of class and play with a Zippo lighter and get a kick out of being weird and creepy to everyone else. I refuse to believe that it's a schtick or that he's an otherwise cool dude.

https://youtu.be/RERGlWWoIvA

CrocodileKingSaysNO
Jul 25, 2007

everyone's always saying "top" this "bottom" that where the gently caress is the "middle" representation! < :mad: >

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

CrocodileKingSaysNO posted:

everyone's always saying "top" this "bottom" that where the gently caress is the "middle" representation! < :mad: >

I kind of assume all goons are mid, you don't need to fight for it

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
pretty sure that's called a switch.

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

That was a nice distraction.

theflyingorc posted:

Easy, the numbers are 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 and 9

Nice try, credit card numbers never contain a 4 or a 5. It's for security purposes

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

man whoever got the first credit card must get fake charges all the time

"enter your credit card number"
"1"

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
When reading out your credit card number to a scammer, take care to always read out 17 numbers.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Or go two four three seven, seventeen, dash, no four three seven, dash, fourteen, two, four three, seven, teen, dash, two four, two fourteens seven, three, ...

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Lmfao this is weirdly specific but on-point

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
At some point switch to a recorded loop, obv

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀

Can someone decipher this gay meme

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Bottoms like Toyota Corollas?

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Synonymous posted:

Nice try, credit card numbers never contain a 4 or a 5. It's for security purposes

Hm, strange, my credit card either contains or doesn't contain a 4 or a 5 and thus I am unable to confirm or deny this assertion

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

It's actually a pretty interesting story.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Get your gay meme divining rods to find the truth

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Corollas are super common. Not sure why anyone wouldn't know what they look like.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

LifeSunDeath posted:

Corollas are super common. Not sure why anyone wouldn't know what they look like.
I have Car Blindness. I just can't until I see like the badge or whatever unless it's super distinctive, like a Bentley or a PT Cruiser or jeep that expensive flattish one with the gull wings that douchebags love. I wanna say Maserati?

It just fails to register 🤷🏻‍♀️

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Failure to register a motor vehicle? That's no good

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Who the hell cares what cars look like?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Collapsing Farts posted:

Can someone decipher this gay meme

They are waiting for an uber but

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Google the car while you wait for the Uber, idiot

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Who What Now posted:

Google the car while you wait for the Uber, idiot

I don't use Uber but I've seen the screen when my sister orders one and it even shows a picture of the vehicle so you can identify it. That + the obvious "i'm here to pick someone i don't know up" driving pattern makes it pretty easy to spot, I'd bet. But bottoms being stupid is a meme category unto itself and a fun one at that.

Fagtastic
Apr 9, 2009

I may have sucked robodick, fucked a robot in the exhaust, been fucked by robots & enjoy it to the exclusion of human partners; at least I'm not a goddamn :roboluv:
Well I didn't get that meme until this moment but I am a bottom and stupid.

Fagtastic
Apr 9, 2009

I may have sucked robodick, fucked a robot in the exhaust, been fucked by robots & enjoy it to the exclusion of human partners; at least I'm not a goddamn :roboluv:
Me trying to figure out this meme:

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Arivia posted:

I don't use Uber but I've seen the screen when my sister orders one and it even shows a picture of the vehicle so you can identify it. That + the obvious "i'm here to pick someone i don't know up" driving pattern makes it pretty easy to spot, I'd bet. But bottoms being stupid is a meme category unto itself and a fun one at that.

Things get trickier when you're outside a club near closing and you're looking for one of the five generic black sedans that just pulled up. And all of the drivers look pre-tired of your bullshit.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




nokternl posted:

here's a funny pic,

e:gently caress wrong thread, i'll leave that there anyway

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
The joke is that bottoms are flighty creatures like deer and even an image of a Toyota corolla will make them scatter, and cause an accident vogueing into oncoming traffic, which they don't understand because they don't drive. HTH.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
https://twitter.com/kianamaiart/status/1519799085145878528?s=20&t=zWkH24bQS0Vy_luv1KTDIQ

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Elissimpark posted:

Bootsy aside, there's plenty of fabulous for evryone in Deee-lite:



Gonna tell my kids this is Lazytown.


Reminder that Ed Balls of ED BALLS fame also went on national television for a quiz cum panel show and didn't remember the party he himself was a member of (and whose ticket he got into parliament on) existed.

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 16:59 on May 2, 2022

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