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# ? May 2, 2022 18:28 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 19:32 |
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strong onion vibes
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# ? May 2, 2022 18:29 |
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Protip: Having a baby during COVID sucks rear end.
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# ? May 2, 2022 18:34 |
Citizens, do not control your urges to get freaky
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# ? May 2, 2022 18:51 |
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Aaaand here comes the sexpats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dAgTpIiI2I
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# ? May 2, 2022 18:59 |
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https://twitter.com/PubFreakreport/status/1521097541894479877?s=20&t=mu1QBH_YAACTVv6_fo-cuQ lol what a dipshit
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# ? May 2, 2022 22:01 |
Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/PubFreakreport/status/1521097541894479877?s=20&t=mu1QBH_YAACTVv6_fo-cuQ White dude goes to China, attempts to assault health worker (I presume), refuses COVID test I'd be surprised if I didn't see an example made out of him
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# ? May 2, 2022 22:03 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:White dude goes to China, attempts to assault health worker (I presume), refuses COVID test Yeah, it’s only slightly dumber then smuggling drugs there, or in Singapore.
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# ? May 2, 2022 22:58 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Citizens, do not control your urges to get freaky Lockdowns are just a conspiracy to engineer a baby boom
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# ? May 2, 2022 23:04 |
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The Moon Monster posted:Lockdowns are just a conspiracy to engineer a baby boom Ain't working, I've been single for the entirety of COVID! Heh! Heh.
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# ? May 2, 2022 23:31 |
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Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/PubFreakreport/status/1521097541894479877?s=20&t=mu1QBH_YAACTVv6_fo-cuQ this is killing. Also not an emptyquote McGavin posted:Protip: Having a baby during COVID sucks rear end.
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# ? May 2, 2022 23:36 |
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WarpedNaba posted:Ain't working, I've been single for the entirety of COVID! (its been the largest baby bust in all of history in prc)
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# ? May 2, 2022 23:38 |
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He was detained for trying to make babies
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# ? May 2, 2022 23:59 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:White dude goes to China, attempts to assault health worker (I presume) Why do you presume?
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# ? May 3, 2022 00:43 |
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presuming dude is health services worker. actually lots of these peeps are just gig economy randoes still need to take the drat test... bob dobbs is dead fucked around with this message at 00:57 on May 3, 2022 |
# ? May 3, 2022 00:55 |
bob dobbs is dead posted:presuming dude is health services worker. actually lots of these peeps are just gig economy randoes This. Idk if they're an actual health worker, like police in gear, a gig economy person. Idk the situation
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# ? May 3, 2022 01:00 |
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Is the Chinese COVID test anal or something? Why refuse.
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# ? May 3, 2022 01:45 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Is the Chinese COVID test anal or something?
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# ? May 3, 2022 01:54 |
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they did have anal tests for foreigners for a bit
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# ? May 3, 2022 01:58 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:they did have anal tests for foreigners for a bit I would much rather stick a cotton swab up my rear end than my nose.
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# ? May 3, 2022 03:28 |
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Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/PubFreakreport/status/1521097541894479877?s=20&t=mu1QBH_YAACTVv6_fo-cuQ I can't into twitter, but if it's a pouty dude sitting on the ground, that's the guy I was talking about before.
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# ? May 3, 2022 04:29 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Is the Chinese COVID test anal or something? For this dude it should be.
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# ? May 3, 2022 06:02 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I would much rather stick a cotton swab up my rear end than my nose. Yeah the brain tickler sucks and makes me want to sneeze. I imagine you can barely feel the anal swab at all, it's just the indignity of the thing.
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# ? May 3, 2022 06:25 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I would much rather stick a cotton swab up my rear end than my nose. txt me
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# ? May 3, 2022 06:35 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I would much rather stick a cotton swab up my rear end than my nose. No joking 100% agree. Up the rear end is comparatively pleasant.
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# ? May 3, 2022 06:38 |
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Chinathread: Up the rear end is comparatively pleasant
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# ? May 3, 2022 06:49 |
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Eh They should just kick him out, Since he is a disease risk. Hmmm now I m imagining that plane snatch thing from The Dark Knight only its dudes like him. As for the baby boom I wonder how many babies haier made.
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# ? May 3, 2022 08:05 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I would much rather stick a cotton swab up my rear end than my nose. Compromise: first the former, then the latter. Everyone's happy!
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# ? May 3, 2022 08:19 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I would much rather stick a cotton swab up my rear end than my nose. If its anything like the anal STD swabs its a very scratchy sandpapery mofo swab on a stick.
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# ? May 3, 2022 08:31 |
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Threadkiller Dog posted:If its anything like the anal STD swabs its a very scratchy sandpapery mofo swab on a stick. i've seen and heard of a lot things but anal stds???
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# ? May 3, 2022 08:49 |
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Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/PubFreakreport/status/1521097541894479877?s=20&t=mu1QBH_YAACTVv6_fo-cuQ Does anyone else, whenever they see a story like this, immediately ask themselves, "poo poo, do I know this guy?" I mean, there are 7 billion people in the world. Logically I realise that I only know the smallest percentage of the fuckwits who live in it. But, every time I see a story like this, I look at their name/face and wonder if they are one of the so very many idiots I know.
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# ? May 3, 2022 09:05 |
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Atopian posted:I can't into twitter, but if it's a pouty dude sitting on the ground, that's the guy I was talking about before. (has sound) https://i.imgur.com/W4ZIjeW.mp4
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# ? May 3, 2022 09:10 |
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Yup, that's him. Every creepy drama teacher stereotype rolled into one.
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# ? May 3, 2022 09:41 |
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Booty Pageant posted:i've seen and heard of a lot things but anal stds??? life
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# ? May 3, 2022 09:46 |
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subdue him, and prepare the probe!
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# ? May 3, 2022 09:57 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Does anyone else, whenever they see a story like this, immediately ask themselves, "poo poo, do I know this guy?" Atopian posted:Yup, that's him. And today, that man was you.
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# ? May 3, 2022 09:57 |
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I am woefully behind on the whole Zero Covid thing, I didn't realize China was just doing Children of Men now. Are hard lockdowns like that even going to help? Preventing healthy people from getting food doesn't seem like a great way to keep everyone healthy.
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# ? May 3, 2022 11:04 |
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worm girl posted:I am woefully behind on the whole Zero Covid thing, I didn't realize China was just doing Children of Men now. Are hard lockdowns like that even going to help? Preventing healthy people from getting food doesn't seem like a great way to keep everyone healthy. It was working great up until ~4-5 months ago
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# ? May 3, 2022 11:06 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Does anyone else, whenever they see a story like this, immediately ask themselves, "poo poo, do I know this guy?" There are few enough white guys in China that, sometimes, you do. I'm trying to remember what exactly happened with the last "foreigner does something stupid" thing where I knew the guy (but only kinda, like I'd seen him before.) It was something about him throwing a shitstorm over a gas station refusing him gas cuz he was on a motorcycle in a no motorcycles area or something? I guess testing may have found 30 or 40 some cases in Zhengzhou today, there's a little bit of panic buying going on. But these are rumors and I haven't read anything official yet.
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# ? May 3, 2022 11:14 |
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BrainDance posted:There are few enough white guys in China that, sometimes, you do. Today it's thirty, next week there will be hundreds of white guys.
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# ? May 3, 2022 11:33 |