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big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party


quote:

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Toys, clothes, milk powders and healthy snacks - whatever you imagine a baby needs can easily be found online and in stores.

I started taking my son to game centers, swimming pools designed for babies and education centers when he was 3 months old. I'm surprised at how many choices there are. Babies don't just eat and sleep, and so many things are designed for them.

This is a child-friendly time, and it is enjoyable to raise babies.

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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
strong onion vibes

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Protip: Having a baby during COVID sucks rear end.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Citizens, do not control your urges to get freaky

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Aaaand here comes the sexpats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dAgTpIiI2I

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/PubFreakreport/status/1521097541894479877?s=20&t=mu1QBH_YAACTVv6_fo-cuQ

lol what a dipshit

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

White dude goes to China, attempts to assault health worker (I presume), refuses COVID test

I'd be surprised if I didn't see an example made out of him

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Seth Pecksniff posted:

White dude goes to China, attempts to assault health worker (I presume), refuses COVID test

I'd be surprised if I didn't see an example made out of him

Yeah, it’s only slightly dumber then smuggling drugs there, or in Singapore.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Citizens, do not control your urges to get freaky

Lockdowns are just a conspiracy to engineer a baby boom :tinfoil:

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

The Moon Monster posted:

Lockdowns are just a conspiracy to engineer a baby boom :tinfoil:

Ain't working, I've been single for the entirety of COVID!

Heh!

Heh.

:smith:

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*


this is killing.

Also not an emptyquote

McGavin posted:

Protip: Having a baby during COVID sucks rear end.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

WarpedNaba posted:

Ain't working, I've been single for the entirety of COVID!

Heh!

Heh.

:smith:

(its been the largest baby bust in all of history in prc)

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
He was detained for trying to make babies

Magic Underwear
May 14, 2003


Young Orc

Seth Pecksniff posted:

White dude goes to China, attempts to assault health worker (I presume)

Why do you presume?

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
presuming dude is health services worker. actually lots of these peeps are just gig economy randoes

still need to take the drat test...

bob dobbs is dead fucked around with this message at 00:57 on May 3, 2022

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

bob dobbs is dead posted:

presuming dude is health services worker. actually lots of these peeps are just gig economy randoes

still need to take the drat test...

This. Idk if they're an actual health worker, like police in gear, a gig economy person. Idk the situation

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Is the Chinese COVID test anal or something? Why refuse.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Is the Chinese COVID test anal or something?
Maybe?

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
they did have anal tests for foreigners for a bit

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

bob dobbs is dead posted:

they did have anal tests for foreigners for a bit

I would much rather stick a cotton swab up my rear end than my nose.

Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.

I can't into twitter, but if it's a pouty dude sitting on the ground, that's the guy I was talking about before.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Is the Chinese COVID test anal or something?

For this dude it should be.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Nigmaetcetera posted:

I would much rather stick a cotton swab up my rear end than my nose.

Yeah the brain tickler sucks and makes me want to sneeze. I imagine you can barely feel the anal swab at all, it's just the indignity of the thing.

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I would much rather stick a cotton swab up my rear end than my nose.

txt me

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I would much rather stick a cotton swab up my rear end than my nose.

No joking 100% agree. Up the rear end is comparatively pleasant.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Chinathread: Up the rear end is comparatively pleasant

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Eh They should just kick him out, Since he is a disease risk.

Hmmm now I m imagining that plane snatch thing from The Dark Knight only its dudes like him.


As for the baby boom I wonder how many babies haier made.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I would much rather stick a cotton swab up my rear end than my nose.

Compromise: first the former, then the latter. Everyone's happy!

Threadkiller Dog
Jun 9, 2010

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I would much rather stick a cotton swab up my rear end than my nose.

If its anything like the anal STD swabs its a very scratchy sandpapery mofo swab on a stick.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Threadkiller Dog posted:

If its anything like the anal STD swabs its a very scratchy sandpapery mofo swab on a stick.

i've seen and heard of a lot things but anal stds??? :chanpop:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Does anyone else, whenever they see a story like this, immediately ask themselves, "poo poo, do I know this guy?"

I mean, there are 7 billion people in the world. Logically I realise that I only know the smallest percentage of the fuckwits who live in it. But, every time I see a story like this, I look at their name/face and wonder if they are one of the so very many idiots I know.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Atopian posted:

I can't into twitter, but if it's a pouty dude sitting on the ground, that's the guy I was talking about before.

(has sound)
https://i.imgur.com/W4ZIjeW.mp4

Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.
Yup, that's him.
Every creepy drama teacher stereotype rolled into one.

Threadkiller Dog
Jun 9, 2010

Booty Pageant posted:

i've seen and heard of a lot things but anal stds??? :chanpop:

life chlamydia finds a way!

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
subdue him, and prepare the probe!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Does anyone else, whenever they see a story like this, immediately ask themselves, "poo poo, do I know this guy?"

Atopian posted:

Yup, that's him.
Every creepy drama teacher stereotype rolled into one.

And today, that man was you.

worm girl
Feb 12, 2022

Can you hear it too?
I am woefully behind on the whole Zero Covid thing, I didn't realize China was just doing Children of Men now. Are hard lockdowns like that even going to help? Preventing healthy people from getting food doesn't seem like a great way to keep everyone healthy.

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine

worm girl posted:

I am woefully behind on the whole Zero Covid thing, I didn't realize China was just doing Children of Men now. Are hard lockdowns like that even going to help? Preventing healthy people from getting food doesn't seem like a great way to keep everyone healthy.

It was working great up until ~4-5 months ago

BrainDance
May 8, 2007

Disco all night long!

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Does anyone else, whenever they see a story like this, immediately ask themselves, "poo poo, do I know this guy?"

There are few enough white guys in China that, sometimes, you do.

I'm trying to remember what exactly happened with the last "foreigner does something stupid" thing where I knew the guy (but only kinda, like I'd seen him before.) It was something about him throwing a shitstorm over a gas station refusing him gas cuz he was on a motorcycle in a no motorcycles area or something?

I guess testing may have found 30 or 40 some cases in Zhengzhou today, there's a little bit of panic buying going on. But these are rumors and I haven't read anything official yet.

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worm girl
Feb 12, 2022

Can you hear it too?

BrainDance posted:

There are few enough white guys in China that, sometimes, you do.

I'm trying to remember what exactly happened with the last "foreigner does something stupid" thing where I knew the guy (but only kinda, like I'd seen him before.) It was something about him throwing a shitstorm over a gas station refusing him gas cuz he was on a motorcycle in a no motorcycles area or something?

I guess testing may have found 30 or 40 some cases in Zhengzhou today, there's a little bit of panic buying going on. But these are rumors and I haven't read anything official yet.

Today it's thirty, next week there will be hundreds of white guys.

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