Lord Hydronium posted:

Neural Blender can't seem to figure out the genre of the last one, though. Maybe it's a 70s sitcom:


Or a 90s teen romcom:

venus de lmao posted:

gently caress, I forgot these:

Phyzzle posted:

Has anyone tried loss.jpg?

MLK Ultra posted:

Those were via Disco Diffusion btw which is still a pretty drat valid and functional method. Little finicky, not quite as fancy but manages something like "A Thing that's happened before with a style of artist" (cottages, kinkade) with a modifier.

Also I hate Thomas Kinkade so these hold a really special place in my heart.

venus de lmao posted:

FOR A FISTFUL OF DIDDLILARS

Wafflecopper posted:

Someone should feed a bot a data set of SA thread titles

Captain Hygiene posted:

Not quite sure what all's going on in there

fermun posted:

"Monet's Garfield"

Kennel posted:

Generate a description of an episode of Batman The Animated Series guest starring Nicholas Cage posted:

In this episode of Batman the Animated Series, guest star Nicholas Cage makes a cameo appearance as a crazed fan of the Dark Knight. This fanatic is so obsessed with Batman that he has made it his mission in life to track down every bit of information about the Caped Crusader, no matter how dangerous it may be. One night, while patrolling Gotham City, Batman is surprised to find the fanatical Cage waiting for him on a rooftop. Cage demands to know what Batman is really like, and when the superhero refuses to answer, Cage attacks him in a rage. The two brawl until Batman finally knocks Cage out with a punch. As Batman prepares to take Cage into custody, the fanatical man springs back to life and attacks Batman again. This time, Cage is ready to fight to the death, but Batman is able to subdue him with a tranquilizer dart. Cage is taken to Arkham Asylum, where he is placed in a padded cell to prevent him from harming himself or anyone else. There, the deranged Cage can do nothing but obsess over Batman, waiting for the day when he can finally learn the truth about the Dark Knight.

Generate a recipe for something a ghoul would eat posted:

Ghouls are said to survive on a diet of human flesh, so a instructions for a Ghoul Burrito would look something like this:
1. Start with a big burrito-size flour tortilla.
2. Add a generous portion of human flesh, diced into small pieces.
3. Add your favorite burrito toppings: salsa, guacamole, sour cream, etc.
4. Roll it up, and enjoy!

Generate a description of a Dungeons and Dragons Adventure about the players getting sued, and include a description of a dungeon in it. posted:

The players have been sued by a powerful mage for copyright infringement. They must face him in court, and prove their innocence. To do this, they must find evidence in a secret dungeon that he is the real plagiarist. The dungeon is full of deadly traps and creatures, and the players must fight their way through to the evidence they need.

Generate a description of an episode of Star Trek the Next Generation about Bitcoins posted:

When Data gets wind of a new technology called "Bitcoins", he just has to investigate. He quickly becomes obsessed with the idea of digital currency and starts mining them day and night. Meanwhile, the rest of the crew is trying to figure out what Data is up to. When they finally catch on, they try to get him to stop, but he's convinced that he's on to something big. In the end, Data manages to make a fortune in Bitcoins, but the whole experience leaves him a little bit wiser about putting all his eggs in one basket.

IShallRiseAgain posted:

Seems like this could be a useful tool for coming up with ideas for DMs to use.

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Artifact 1: Grimtooth
Grimtooth is an orkish dagger, seemingly carved out of a single slate-gray tusk. Created by the shadow god Zistiron, the blade glows red in the presence of elves.
Artifact 2: The Amulet of Nefarious Power
The Amulet of Nefarious Power is a small, unassuming pendant that is nonetheless one of the most powerful magical artifacts in existence. It was created by the renegade wizard Johnson in an attempt to increase his own power, and it does exactly that. The amulet multiplies the wearer's magical power a hundredfold, but at the cost of their sanity. Over time, the amulet drives its wearer mad, and they will eventually become a gibbering, raving lunatic.
Artifact 3: The Book of Shadows
The Book of Shadows is a powerful magical artifact that allows its user to cast any shadow spell they know. The book is sentient, and has a will of its own. It is also incredibly dangerous, as it has a tendency to drive its users mad.
Artifact 4: The Crown of Shadows
The Crown of Shadows is a powerful artifact that allows its wearer to control shadows. The crown is sentient, and has a will of its own. It is also incredibly dangerous, as it has a tendency to drive its users mad.
Artifact 5: The Mirror of Shadows
The Mirror of Shadows is a powerful magical artifact that allows its user to see into the Shadow Realm. The mirror is sentient, and has a will of its own. It is also incredibly dangerous, as it has a tendency to drive its users mad.
Artifact 6: The Necklace of Shadows
The Necklace of Shadows is a powerful magical artifact that allows its user to transform into a shadow. The necklace is sentient, and has a will of its own. It is also incredibly dangerous, as it has a tendency to drive its users mad.
Artifact 7: The Ring of Shadows
The Ring of Shadows is a powerful magical artifact that allows its user to control shadows. The ring is sentient, and has a will of its own. It is also incredibly dangerous, as it has a tendency to drive its users mad.
Artifact 8: The Rod of Shadows
The Rod of Shadows is a powerful magical artifact that allows its user to control shadows. The rod is sentient, and has a will of its own. It is also incredibly dangerous, as it has a tendency to drive its users mad.
Artifact 9: The Staff of Shadows
The Staff of Shadows is a powerful magical artifact that allows its user to control shadows. The staff is sentient, and has a will of its own. It is also incredibly dangerous, as it has a tendency to drive its users mad.
Artifact 10: Johnson's Ring
Johnson's ring is an ancient artifact that constantly slips from history. Representations of it fade out of sight almost immediately, leading many aged wizards and sorceresses to look at paintings and say 'no ring'.

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Number 1: Johnson's Ring
Johnson's ring? You don't wanna see Johnson's ring. Trust me.
Once you see it, you *can't* forget it. Fortunately, secondhand representations of it fade out of sight almost immediately, which is why you'll see so many aged wizards and sorceresses look at paintings and say 'no ring'.
Number 3:​ The Amulet of Diarmuid
This is a handy dandy amulet. You can use it to kill any creature with one weak point (like your typical dragon, for example) with a single blow. The only caveat is that there's only one of them, and it's in the hands of an immortal being who's not interested in giving it up any time soon.
Number 4:​ The Belt of the Red Dragon
This belt gives the wearer immunity to fire and makes them immune to being affected by fire spells. It's a pretty sweet deal, but it has a big downside: it makes you look like a giant flaming douchebag.
Number 5:​ The Girdle of Giant Strength
This girdle gives you +6 to Strength, which is nice. The downside is that it slowly turns you into an actual giant, which is not so nice.
Number 6:​ The Gloves of Arrow Catching
These gloves let you catch arrows fired at you. They're really handy if you're a warrior who likes to show off, but not so handy if you're actually trying to avoid getting shot by arrows.
Number 7: Grintooth
I can't believe you're asking me about Grintooth. Yeah it's an orkish artifact, but it's kinda lovely. The ork god Zistiron got upset when the elves made ork-detecting daggers, so he chopped the tusk off one of his mammoths and made it glow red around elves. What a loser.

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