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cinco de mayo options
This poll is closed.
taco bowl [WE LOVE HISPANICS!] 115 36.39%
huge gross burrito 78 24.68%
normal food for a human 41 12.97%
buddykins [straight tequila directly from plastic bottle] 82 25.95%
Total: 252 votes
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Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

lol he’s human garbage

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

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Red Baron posted:

lmao how is he not in prison

he's a sitting congressman, forums user Red Baron

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Red Baron posted:

lmao how is he not in prison

we live in hell

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

cum jabbar posted:

this is the first time ive heard his voice. does he always have a lateral lisp?

he's just on a shitload of cocaine and can't work his jaw correctly op

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

:siren: WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT UPDATE :siren:

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

whelp, losing Roe v Wade is an abomination for the united states of america but it's great for the page count itt - we could break 200 before Cinco de Mayo begins

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Lol they're starting the final plunge into "actually women are too smart" with the use of "overeducated" in that tweet

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I slurp the ape all right

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp
if the slurp juice smart contract detects any alliteration it nukes the contents of the wallet

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

I do not recommend the ape slurp strain

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Excited for the country to be either entirely extinct or accessible only to white (with 23andme certification) landowning men by 2030 and someone will still try and tell me to loving vote

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp
aPE_sLURPER_88

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Red Baron posted:

lmao how is he not in prison

somehow his trial is scheduled for like a year after the news came out about his literal grooming/sex trafficking activities

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
you got slurp juice on my alien ape

no, you got alien ape on my slurp juice!

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





skaboomizzy posted:

:siren: WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT UPDATE :siren:



CHRIST i wish people would just PAY ATTENTION and loving learn that the APES get SLURPLED get it through your thick skulls already i aint got all day to do this!!!!!

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Matt gaetz, notorious pedophile rapist and congressworm

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

skaboomizzy posted:

:siren: WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT UPDATE :siren:



I don’t understand what any of this means and I’ve never been happier about that

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Vim Fuego posted:

if the slurp juice smart contract detects any alliteration it nukes the contents of the wallet

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

i feel like that lady may be taking the piss but i don't know enough about apes and slurp juice to be certain

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Vim Fuego posted:

if the slurp juice smart contract detects any alliteration it nukes the contents of the wallet

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

skaboomizzy posted:

:siren: WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT UPDATE :siren:



is this satire

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

skaboomizzy posted:

:siren: WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT UPDATE :siren:



mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

cum jabbar posted:

somehow his trial is scheduled for like a year after the news came out about his literal grooming/sex trafficking activities

generally you have to be indicted to have a trial scheduled

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



invoke T

Too Many Birds
Jan 8, 2020



tup

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Louisgod posted:

is this satire

it's a note you find in a resident evil as a hint on how to solve a puzzle, i'd had an arrow drawn from "astro ape" to "slurp juice" but i just did a circle-slash through it because i don't want my wallet nuked or i'll have to load a much older save

gregday
May 23, 2003

gaetz got a face lookin like the goddamn Iron Giant

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Vim Fuego posted:

who need they apeussy slurped

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Louisgod posted:

is this satire

it’s impossible to tell

PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer

"Women want abortions because they're not getting laid" says a big brain genius who definitely knows how babies are made

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9ll4GWTiq8

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Red Baron posted:

lmao how is he not in prison

look we're still investigating

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Cinco de Mayo will be quieter for me this year, as I’m trying to stick to a cutting diet (no tacos) and a month of sobriety (no tequila).

I wish there was a weed holiday. like one day of the year when everyone agreed to smoke weed. drat.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
Dernal Slurp

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Cinco de Mayo will be quieter for me this year, as I’m trying to stick to a cutting diet (no tacos) and a month of sobriety (no tequila).

I wish there was a weed holiday. like one day of the year when everyone agreed to smoke weed. drat.
Buddy,

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