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cinco de mayo options
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taco bowl [WE LOVE HISPANICS!] 115 36.39%
huge gross burrito 78 24.68%
normal food for a human 41 12.97%
buddykins [straight tequila directly from plastic bottle] 82 25.95%
Total: 252 votes
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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



jolene jolene jolene joleeeeene
i'm begging of you please don't juice my apes

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

multiple turp juices per trum

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Grey Fox posted:

lol minor league sports marketing is sometimes top tier https://twitter.com/BlueWahoosBBall/status/1521157714608541700

lmfao

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Grey Fox posted:

lol minor league sports marketing is sometimes top tier https://twitter.com/BlueWahoosBBall/status/1521157714608541700

lmao

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

we had to stop giving families tax credits to feed their kids because the republicans didnt like it but i guess this will have to do

VOTE!

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Consummate Professional posted:

isn't jesus explicitly not perfect? like that's why he's a human and not god?

oh poo poo you've just triggered my early-Christian-church lecture

everybody please take your seats

*talks for a day and a half*

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


tacodaemon posted:

"they go all the way in the middle!"

Ohhh yeah. Daddy needs knees to knead

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
I like those knees that make creaking sounds

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

blame dr seuss for that one

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

this slupr juice thing is about NFTs? jesuse christ why is everyhing so loving dumb now

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN_upx3H5YA

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

Zurtilik posted:

I went to a Nappy Roots concert last week and they're releasing an NFT soon.

lmao

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
God drat trmp 2024 is gonna be funny to watch as we backslide further into a Christian theocracy

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

VideoKid posted:

“I must not slurp . Slurp is the mind-killer. Slurp is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will slurp my ape. I will permit it to slurp over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the slurp has gone there will be nothing. Only ape will remain.”

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

ex post facho posted:

God drat trmp 2024 is gonna be funny to watch as we backslide further into a Christian theocracy

im just looking forward to the primaries

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


would it be a right "deeply rooted in history" to take ol' Tuckie out and tar & feather, draw & quarter?

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

WarMECH posted:

im just looking forward to the primaries

Yea the crazy will be ramped fsure

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Filthy Hans posted:

it's name is Turdfuzz and that wasn't a dream

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
I'm curious as to whether there will be a point where the hardcore Christian fanatics of the GOP will decide they've cemented their position of power and they don't need Trump anymore. I'm sure they'd love to replace him with a true believer.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



it's always interesting when I learn I have something in common with Trump, e.g. one reason Trump didn't endorse Josh Mandel is that Josh Mandel just made Trump's skin crawl, which I am definitely on board with

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Filthy Hans posted:

it's name is Turdfuzz and that wasn't a dream

Mods give turdfuzz a slurp juice av or something

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

tacodaemon posted:

it's always interesting when I learn I have something in common with Trump, e.g. one reason Trump didn't endorse Josh Mandel is that Josh Mandel just made Trump's skin crawl, which I am definitely on board with

Why did he endorse JD Mandel then

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Consummate Professional posted:

isn't jesus explicitly not perfect? like that's why he's a human and not god?

I understood it as Jesus could have sinned and done bad stuff because of his humanity, but by successfully resisting temptations and sins he demonstrated the ideal (Christian) way to live one’s life

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Or was it JB Mandel he endorsed

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

fark.com memes don't hit like they used to

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Mayor Dave posted:

Or was it JB Mandel he endorsed

Trump himself can't remember

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Basebf555 posted:

I'm curious as to whether there will be a point where the hardcore Christian fanatics of the GOP will decide they've cemented their position of power and they don't need Trump anymore. I'm sure they'd love to replace him with a true believer.

god willing he'll live to 95 because it'll take him dying to do that

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

I understood it as Jesus could have sinned and done bad stuff because of his humanity, but by successfully resisting temptations and sins he demonstrated the ideal (Christian) way to live one’s life

That's the common interpretation

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/drilbot_nono/status/1521920382680190976

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Consummate Professional posted:

isn't jesus explicitly not perfect? like that's why he's a human and not god?

Jesus was pretty cool he hung out with all the dregs of society

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

I understood it as Jesus could have sinned and done bad stuff because of his humanity, but by successfully resisting temptations and sins he demonstrated the ideal (Christian) way to live one’s life

fun fact! that's the Arian heresy and has been excommunicable since before that was even a thing, like 3rd or 4th century CE or so.

but you are def not alone in thinking that, at the present day. im just joking around

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
*slaps top of ape* this thing can hold so many slurp juices

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Mayor Dave posted:

That's the common interpretation

yeah no it's really not

edit: I'm gonna be clear and say that I don't think Jesus Christ existed as a real historical person. but very, very few churches would subscribe to that interpretation. individual Christians, meh, it's probably not a majority view.

mdemone has issued a correction as of 20:25 on May 4, 2022

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


https://store.steampowered.com/app/1877960/Trimps/

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Iron Crowned posted:

Jesus was pretty cool he hung out with all the dregs of society

same brothaaaaa

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Iron Crowned posted:

Jesus was pretty cool he hung out with all the dregs of society

posted in cspam of yee olden days

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