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SniperWoreConverse posted:onan's crime was that he didn't get his dead bro's wife an heir in accordance with the law, not that he jizzed on dirt or cranked hog. That was a later pervo-sexual hangup interpretation added in by the anti nutting religious faction, so jesus probably did not check that out unless it was a sin unrelated to blasting rope Wasn't it that he banged her under the pretense of making an heir but then used the pull out method to not make a baby and that's one of the reasons contraception is evil and that's why just a few short months from now in a 5-4 decision the
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hope she crashes Jagganoth's gamer pad next
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hyped to see what's hosed up about jadis outside of being stuck in a cube
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come to think of it, this would be the 4th time Allison has been walked around a wizard king's hosed up castle
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YaketySass posted:hope she crashes Jagganoth's gamer pad next
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That just makes you a beta cuck, Incubus the Demiurge!
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:it's a sin because Waluigi is a creature from outside of god's creation, a thing from an older universe that slid between the cracks to manifest in ours that plus you could make the argument that it's idolatry
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Ciocie: Have you ever talked to a woman in your life, Jagganoth?
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SniperWoreConverse posted:onan's crime was that he didn't get his dead bro's wife an heir in accordance with the law, not that he jizzed on dirt or cranked hog. That was a later pervo-sexual hangup interpretation added in by the anti nutting religious faction, so jesus probably did not check that out unless it was a sin unrelated to blasting rope story of Onan isn't about cranking it in general but Leviticus is very unequivocal that it's a sin to offer up your seed to Waluigi
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IMJack posted:come to think of it, this would be the 4th time Allison has been walked around a wizard king's hosed up castle She's only walked around Mottom's and Mammon's by my count, unless you count the whole trip to Rayuba in general as Dave's hosed up castle. Zaid is the one who really go to see his whole place. We the viewers have seen Incubus' whole hosed up pad but Allison hasn't.
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girl dick energy posted:Ciocie: Have you ever talked to a woman in your life, Jagganoth?  : Whats a woman
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:https://twitter.com/bartlebytaco/status/951865301611794434?s=20&t=Gz-manOiiOg7uJl88uRR0A
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I cannot un-imagine you needing to go to church.
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"Forgive me father for I have WAH'd"
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Who What Now posted:"Forgive me father for I have WAH'd"
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Jc said if you lust in your heart for someone, you done did an adultery and sin lusting for that wah is a sin and jesus died because of it
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"someone" implies that you have to be lusting after a person. Waluigi is no person, and thus a loophole in the law.
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Tendales posted:"someone" implies that you have to be lusting after a person. Waluigi is no person, and thus a loophole in the law. Jacking it to hentai is the only moral choice really
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World Famous W posted:Jc said if you lust in your heart for someone, you done did an adultery and sin Adultery implies one of the parties is married
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Mr. Lobe posted:Adultery implies one of the parties is married Ummm pretty hosed way to tell us you don't respect his union with Wario
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Is this the part where I reassure everyone that Waluigi canonically isn’t Wario’s brother? He’s just some guy who showed up uninvited to play tennis one day and never left. Therefore, Wario and Waluigi can and should be married. Does that make the conversation less weird, or more?
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girl dick energy posted:Is this the part where I reassure everyone that Waluigi canonically isn’t Wario’s brother? He’s just some guy who showed up uninvited to play tennis one day and never left. Therefore, Wario and Waluigi can and should be married. They're just two evil dudes that found each other. It's aspirational.
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Is it adultery if the character is fictional? We need a rabbi on this, stat
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Mr. Lobe posted:Is it adultery if the character is fictional? "Is it not adultery to cheat on your waifu with another person's waifu?"
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Mr. Lobe posted:Is it adultery if the character is fictional? Worship of false idols. Moses would fuckin flip out
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I know right, so much discussion of the patreon only Waluigi hentai. Spoilers people, c'mon!
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I'm actually irritated that Waluigi gets so much more love than Wario. Wario is the best! Screw this off brand bean-pole who doesn't even have his own series of games!
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I'm Wario is positively devestated at this disrespect. Perhaps he can find some small measure of comfort in the massive fortune his minigame collections earns him, or in the priceless collection of artifacts he collected during his days of globetrotting adventure.
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Me: I sleep in a racecar bed. Do YOU sleep in a racecar? Wario: I sleep in a giant castle I got from a genie.
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habeasdorkus posted:I'm actually irritated that Waluigi gets so much more love than Wario. Wario is the best! Screw this off brand bean-pole who doesn't even have his own series of games! Waluigi is more elusive, more of an outsider to the Marioverse. Wario, he's right out there, he's up for grabs, with over a dozen games where he is a playable character. That makes him less interesting.
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May 5, 2022 18:11
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Wario in his castle, slowly hammering each minigame into his skin, to give him the Wa to break the wheel.
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Also everyone knows Luigi is more interesting than Mario. This is just carrying over that principle to their more grotesque counterparts.
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This doesn't count as a derail, because if Operant isn't reading this for comic ideas to steal he's leaving money on the table.
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The priest says to the rabbit: "I think you're a typo." This made the rabbit angry, so he killed god. "I think you're unemployed," said he. "It was inescapable," said the minister, who revealed himself as the Very Wise Frog.
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I am pretty sure we've all seen this, but: https://theemptypage.wordpress.com/2013/05/20/critical-perspectives-on-waluigi/
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ConfusedUs posted:A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The priest says to the rabbit: "I think you're a typo." Backdoor Usagi Yojimbo webcomic pitch.
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habeasdorkus posted:I'm actually irritated that Waluigi gets so much more love than Wario. Wario is the best! Screw this off brand bean-pole who doesn't even have his own series of games! I'm pretty sure that's the entire goal of the Waluigi lovers.
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