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cinco de mayo options
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taco bowl [WE LOVE HISPANICS!] 115 36.39%
huge gross burrito 78 24.68%
normal food for a human 41 12.97%
buddykins [straight tequila directly from plastic bottle] 82 25.95%
Total: 252 votes
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gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/hmntre/status/1521467743933014018

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RoboFrance_29
Jul 15, 2010

GET EQUIPPED
The alien with the wrinkly features was called "Prune Face"

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Good Citizen posted:

i dont even understand wtf you idiots are talking about today

a lotta yall still don't get it

ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape

so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes

Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1521888442816385027

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 25 hours!

Maybe we should do something about that?

No?

Okay, cool.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




ngl Alito's notion that groups only have rights when those rights are "deeply rooted" is pretty rich coming from an Italian-American Catholic

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

it's dressed like kyle rittenhouse jfc

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

DoombatINC posted:

"juice slurping is the bean dad of astro apes," i mumble as i struggle against the restraints, the thorazine starting to take hold, "like a wife guy for lab monkes"

lmao

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


the juice slurp origin

https://twitter.com/iargesandwich/status/1521633333054218241?s=21&t=wX3la79fWXVeh72PxSjb6Q

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

triple sulk posted:

john donald president

jonald don pissident

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
Here, if you have a Milk Ape, and I have a Milk Ape and I have a straw. There it is, it's a straw, you see? Watch it. Now my straw reaches across the room and starts to slurp your Milk Ape. I... slurp... your... Milk Ape. I drink it up!

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 25 hours!

Mayor Dave posted:

it's dressed like kyle rittenhouse jfc

It's a game called acquitted where Kyle Rittenhouse shoots hordes of Antifa.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

lmao

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

The retroactively discounted a bunch of deaths that were WITH covid not FROM covid, so we hit 1 million twice now

lmao

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



this is not the first time a Republican came up with a great idea that Dems would actually be too chickenshit to try


https://twitter.com/igorbobic/status/1521943064704692226

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Sherbert Hoover posted:

a lotta yall still don't get it

ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape

so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes

Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces

this cleared everything up thank you

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
The star of the war of the stars is named hero battlewinner?

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
https://twitter.com/nchrastil/status/1521930170604699650?s=21&t=E4D2WslQb5wQmJawMY-pSw

what is their argument for IVF being a crime?

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

tacodaemon posted:

this is not the first time a Republican came up with a great idea that Dems would actually be too chickenshit to try


https://twitter.com/igorbobic/status/1521943064704692226

it would be really funny if the dems did this (they won't) but then she recuses herself from the abortion case because of decorum

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

tacodaemon posted:

this is not the first time a Republican came up with a great idea that Dems would actually be too chickenshit to try


https://twitter.com/igorbobic/status/1521943064704692226

the GOP are like Jason Statham in Crank except they need to feel persecuted every 20 minutes or they die

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

You discard the extras or w/e once it is successful

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Lol, that's got to be a National Lampoon article.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



when just driving a Subaru somehow isn't lesbian enough


https://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum/status/1521954328860401665

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

The LA and MS Republicans are the boldest mother fuckers

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Sherbert Hoover posted:

my fellow americans,
the man touching my dick was my helper, whom i have adopted

this nestor

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
well, good luck everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn13Px4DtGI


UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
Juiced on the blockchain
tethered to my vape
slurpin' and burpin' is all I ape

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

UFOTacoMan posted:

Juiced on the blockchain
tethered to my vape
slurpin' and burpin' is all I ape

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

You discard the extras or w/e once it is successful

oh so menstruation will soon be illegal. got it.

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

is the juice lose?

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

UFOTacoMan posted:

Juiced on the blockchain
tethered to my vape
slurpin' and burpin' is all I ape

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

triple sulk posted:

john donald president

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

You discard a lot of fertilized eggs for every successful IVF pregnancy

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

tacodaemon posted:

when just driving a Subaru somehow isn't lesbian enough


https://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum/status/1521954328860401665

The risk of the L grip is you get your fingers torn off if the airbag blows

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

:same:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




oh I actually know what trump is referring to here. this is based on some bullshit terf study that looked at the long-term outcomes for kids whose parents thought they weren't gender-conforming enough and found that most of them did not end up being trans, which, of course they didn't, these generally weren't kids who called themselves trans, they were for the most part kids whose parents thought they didn't like lacy dresses enough for a girl or w/e and freaked out about it

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




ive reached the age where its not pertinent to know what this whole slurp thing means so im just gonna sit here and f5 *folds arms*

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Trump
Expeditionary
Reconnaissance
Forces

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

You add sperm to many eggs but you don't implant all 20 that work, so you are a murderer.

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
lmao at the star wars talk on pg 168

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