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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Lol it really does look like dish soap

Now I want a syrup that tastes like the green apple dish soap I got that kept making me crave candy

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
in followup to the Voldemort burger, here is another Brazilian restaurant's burger menu


original
(Edited to add Google translated image)

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019


Brawnfire posted:

Lol it really does look like dish soap

Now I want a syrup that tastes like the green apple dish soap I got that kept making me crave candy

Apple jacks syrup. It will have little pink floaties like goldschlager's gold foil

Imperador do Brasil
Nov 18, 2005
Rotor-rific



AARD VARKMAN posted:

in followup to the Voldemort burger, here is another Brazilian restaurant's burger menu


original
(Edited to add Google translated image)

At current USD exchange rates you could buy all those burgers for basically the price of three people eating at Five Guys.

Beef is spectacularly cheap in Brasil.

I’ll take the whole lot.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

AARD VARKMAN posted:

in followup to the Voldemort burger, here is another Brazilian restaurant's burger menu


original
(Edited to add Google translated image)

I’m the 7 different spellings of mozzarella

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’m the 7 different spellings of mozzarella

I like how it's split between multiple spellings in the original and Google Lens translating the same spelling multiple ways :eyepop:

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Data Graham posted:

"Cancel Aunt Jemima"

"... No not like that"

When I was little, I thought that Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben from the rice box were married. (Still kind of think that honestly)

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Aunt Jemima and Miss Butterworth are married

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Luigi's special mayonnaise.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I'm not looking specifically for branded stuff, the Weezing one was just tagged "grilled burger" :thumbsup:



source

Yolo Swaggins Esq
Jan 29, 2015

oOoOoh 👀 a dapper little mouse🎩 🐀🕺🏻🕺🏻 a dAppER MoUSe🧐🐀 🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️it’s a 🎩DAPPER mouse 👀✔️🐀🥾🏃🏽‍♂️🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🏃🏽‍♂️🐀💥
Would all of those until I pooped the rainbow

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Fools Infinite posted:

The impossible spicy breakfast sausage is very good. Sheds oil at it cooks, gets crispy, then reabsorbs the fat. I like it a lot in fried rice, okonomiyaki, tomato sauce/pasta, chili, etc.

I only wish the patties were closer to being English muffin sized. otherwise this is fantastic stuff.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

If I go anywhere and order "the Kirby" they had better bring me an absolutely enormous cart of various ice cream cones, cakes, puddings, curries and tomatoes.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Shooting Blanks posted:

I only wish the patties were closer to being English muffin sized. otherwise this is fantastic stuff.

Yeah, the beyond breakfast patties have this same problem. I assume they'd just get too crumbly if they were wider.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

AARD VARKMAN posted:

in followup to the Voldemort burger, here is another Brazilian restaurant's burger menu


original
(Edited to add Google translated image)
Australian bread??

Brawnfire posted:

Aunt Jemima and Miss Butterworth are married
Oh my god, they were pantrymates

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
As ever, the guy on the cream of wheat box was the last to know

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Brawnfire posted:

You just gotta be sure you're slamming away from the tang, towards the blade. But thoughts like that definitely scream in my mind every time.

What does slamming away from the tang mean?

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I'm not looking specifically for branded stuff, the Weezing one was just tagged "grilled burger" :thumbsup:



Nothin' like a good poison-type burg.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/RegionalUSFood/status/1521932881051807745
Yum!

(I know raw meat can be fine, but I can see the concern for a lot of folks doing ground beef sandwiches)

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

TV Zombie posted:

What does slamming away from the tang mean?

the tang is the part of the knife that attaches to the handle. poster might also have been thinking of spine (the unsharpened back of the blade). the point is that as long as you have the sharpened part facing away from you and make sure your motion is from the unsharpened toward the sharpened you won't slice yourself open; even if the knife slips, the sharpened part won't be slipping into your flesh.

unless you're talking to fred durst, in which case slamming away from the tang means having non-vaginal intercourse

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Yeah, that's what I meant, thanks for clarifying the language!

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Captain Hygiene posted:

https://twitter.com/RegionalUSFood/status/1521932881051807745
Yum!

(I know raw meat can be fine, but I can see the concern for a lot of folks doing ground beef sandwiches)
Steak tartare is good. The problem with minced beef is that extra surface area combined with having been rubbed all over a dirty machine makes it extra germ ridden, so you've just got to get a butcher to grind it up fresh.

TV Zombie posted:

What does slamming away from the tang mean?
Anal. (e: :argh:)

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

Captain Hygiene posted:

https://twitter.com/RegionalUSFood/status/1521932881051807745
Yum!

(I know raw meat can be fine, but I can see the concern for a lot of folks doing ground beef sandwiches)

It's fine if you (or the kitchen you're eating out of) grind it freshly with sanitized tools. Most of the people eating these ... aren't.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



The biggest issue being that a meat grinder is real fuckin difficult to sterilize fully.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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That was one of my jobs when I worked grocery

*eyes glaze over*

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


I’ve made steak tartare before and I just cut the meat by hand. no grinder needed

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

Ziv Zulander posted:

I’ve made steak tartare before and I just cut the meat by hand. no grinder needed

Yeah I do this also. Just finely mince good meat by hand.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





I worked in a deli for a good while.
We did not super santize the slicer and the butchers kept cooking stolen steaks at lunchtime in the rotisserie machines.

It was loving awesome.

The store had an explicit policy that deli staff should, where possible, taste every product so as to be able to give informed advice to customers. So they wanted me to eat everything behind the counter. And I did.
I ate so much good Italian and Spanish salami.
But no, I did not eat brawn, because brawn is goddamn awful.
Or Billy roll, because what the Actual gently caress.

Pookah has a new favorite as of 19:43 on May 5, 2022

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


stolen meat is among the top tastiest meat types

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Pookah posted:


But no, I did not eat brawn, because brawn is goddamn awful.


You shoulda been fired

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

Is brawn just head cheese?

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007



It's... menacing :stonk:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:



It's... menacing :stonk:

I'm pretty sure that thing eats people, and may in fact have done so already. Has anyone seen the cook?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Pizza the Hutt from Spaceballs prop auction

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqQh60V48WI

e: :argh:

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:



It's... menacing :stonk:

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Data Graham posted:

The biggest issue being that a meat grinder is real fuckin difficult to sterilize fully.

This goes for a lot of food prep/processing equipment. Several years ago Blue Bell (ice cream maker) had a repeating issue of giving their customers listeria. That's typically frowned upon. There were a lot of people complaining about why they can't just clean the plant but it's really goddamn hard to sanitize every piece of equipment in a production plant like that.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

hallo spacedog posted:

Is brawn just head cheese?

better than eating brains I suppose

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Shooting Blanks posted:

This goes for a lot of food prep/processing equipment. Several years ago Blue Bell (ice cream maker) had a repeating issue of giving their customers listeria. That's typically frowned upon. There were a lot of people complaining about why they can't just clean the plant but it's really goddamn hard to sanitize every piece of equipment in a production plant like that.

Just make one batch of Listerine ice cream and you're golden!

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dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Brawnfire posted:

Just make one batch of Listerine ice cream and you're golden!

Teaberry ice cream then?

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