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Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer

Cleanis
lmao :page3:

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Avocadildo

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱


This is funny but as an enthusiastic connoisseur of both avocados and clean penises I don't necessarily agree

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Maybe you've never actually had clean penis

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
surely they mean guacamole

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!
Cockamole

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

flavor.flv posted:

Maybe you've never actually had clean penis

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

No it doesn't?

hallo spacedog posted:

This is funny but as an enthusiastic connoisseur of both avocados and clean penises I don't necessarily agree

:hai:

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

surely they mean guacamole

I enjoy surprising my partners by marinating in a nice pico de gallo.

This has never been favorably received.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
The filthy dick enjoyers have logged on.

Uncut guys, your day has come.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

surely they mean guacamole

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

The Anime Liker posted:

The filthy dick enjoyers have logged on.

Uncut guys, your day has come.

Is this it? The food+wang derail that was foretold?

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

A clean dick tastes like

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

a gooooooood book

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




I'm not a dick taster, but shouldn't a clean penis just taste like clean skin? Skin is skin, differences in flavour are surely down down to marinating in sweat or whatever, which would be not-clean skin.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Facebook Aunt posted:

I'm not a dick taster, but shouldn't a clean penis just taste like clean skin? Skin is skin, differences in flavour are surely down down to marinating in sweat or whatever, which would be not-clean skin.

This matches my experience, yes

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




some people eatin weird-rear enddick avocados

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Me, raking the lawn:

Raking the lawn, raking the lawn *dah-daah*

Raking the lawn, raking the lawn *dah-daah*

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Karate Bastard posted:

Me, raking the lawn:

Raking the lawn, raking the lawn *dah-daah*

Raking the lawn, raking the lawn *dah-daah*

This is completely without context and yet I can only assume this is in the Meter of breakin the law by Judas priest because I do this too

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
But of course

Bogmonster
Oct 17, 2007

The Bogey is a philosopher who knows



That one with the shouting chav lad and the Russian jaw man but in text form

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That's one humdinger of a rake. Looks heavy. Doesn't look plastic.

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug
A heavy metal rake? Who would use such a thing?

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Bogmonster posted:



That one with the shouting chav lad and the Russian jaw man but in text form

Playing league years ago the round started someone shouted "by Allah if you dogs feed you will taste my shoe" then muted everyone.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Facebook Aunt posted:

I'm not a dick taster, but shouldn't a clean penis just taste like clean skin? Skin is skin, differences in flavour are surely down down to marinating in sweat or whatever, which would be not-clean skin.

And skin doesn't taste like very much, so these must be some very bland avocados...

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Teach posted:

A heavy metal rake? Who would use such a thing?

Ask Angelo Batio

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Drone_Fragger posted:

Playing league years ago the round started someone shouted "by Allah if you dogs feed you will taste my shoe" then muted everyone.

King poo poo

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

surely they mean guacamole

If you have a guacamole on your cleanis consider getting it removed

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I guess I never had a good avocado.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

nice try goons but we all know penises don't really exist

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

nice try goons but we all know penises don't really exist

No but dicks do

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

nice try goons but we all know penises don't really exist

Sorry, I thought it said 'benis'.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
This thread has been far too scrutable lately.



Oh, how beautiful is Panama! Sylt!




Sylt before June 1st:

Sylt after June 1st:




Heiner and Gudrun in front of their thatched roof house on Sylt after June 6th




Nuclear bomb dropped on Germany

All of Germany on Sylt




Ballermann Antifa

House, bread, and beer for everyone

Communism – from Sylt to Mallorca

Antigravitas has a new favorite as of 13:16 on May 6, 2022

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



https://twitter.com/GoldmaskDaily/status/1522239146621775872?t=RsKv84TmqbN7ZYf53t4a2A&s=19

Bogmonster
Oct 17, 2007

The Bogey is a philosopher who knows

Antigravitas posted:

This thread has been far too scrutable lately.



Oh, how beautiful is Panama! Sylt!




Sylt before June 6th:

Sylt after June 6th:




Heiner and Gudrun in front of their thatched roof house on Sylt after June 6th




Nuclear bomb dropped on Germany

All of Germany on Sylt




Ballermann Antifa

House, bread, and beer for everyone

Communism – from Sylt to Mallorca


Oh so it's like German Blackpool









Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy
Nah Sylt is rich people island. Pretty sure every Mercedes SUV comes with a Sylt and a Sansibar Sticker preapplied.

But one way to combat high energy prices in Germany is to give everyone a 9€ ticket to use all public transport for a month. Because that totally cancels out decades of depending on russian gas and oil!
Now the rich people are afraid that the riff raff is flocking to Sylt and turn it into Blackpool!
And i so loving hope they do, Sylt is the worst.

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90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
01.06

June 6th

how

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