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Ethics_Gradient
May 5, 2015

Common misconception that; that fun is relaxing. If it is, you're not doing it right.
I was doing a quick Google and it sounds like your account may get locked temporarily if you order something and have it sent to another country - anyone have experience with this?

I want to send an inappropriate shirt to a mate over in NZ. I could always get it sent to me here in Australia, then send it to him, but I'd much rather have it drop out of the blue randomly from China for that extra :discourse:

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DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
I have family in NZ and I’ve ordered stuff to NZ probably two dozen times, I’m in Australia and order my stuff to my address on the same account. No problems at all, no account lockage.

Maybe if you suddenly started ordering massive amounts to Bulgaria or something I could see that being flagged but I haven’t had any issues.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Ethics_Gradient posted:

I was doing a quick Google and it sounds like your account may get locked temporarily if you order something and have it sent to another country - anyone have experience with this?

I want to send an inappropriate shirt to a mate over in NZ. I could always get it sent to me here in Australia, then send it to him, but I'd much rather have it drop out of the blue randomly from China for that extra :discourse:

Na, this isn't true. I've sent stuff to UK from my Australian account.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007


Also available in goose version

JointHorse
Feb 7, 2005

Lusus naturæ et exaltabitur cor eius.


Yams Fan
2021 Born To poo poo Forced To Wipe T- Shirt Cartoon Cool Funny Short Sleeves T-shirts Hip-pop Cotton Streetwears Casual Daily Tees
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002888979573.html

[edit] How do you add a <timg> tag to an embedded picture? Is it even possible?

Only registered members can see post attachments!

JointHorse
Feb 7, 2005

Lusus naturæ et exaltabitur cor eius.


Yams Fan
WHAT? :psyduck:

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
I can’t tell if that’s supportive of Israel or not.


I got this in an email today, from the thumbnail I couldn’t quite tell what it was but suspected it was something adult, it’s so ugly and odd.

:nws:
The listing is “Men's Underwear Antibacterial Underpants Pure Men Boxer Shorts Absorbent Elastic Male Panties Breathable Hombre Hole Large Size”. But it is not underpants, it’s a penis sleeve type thing, the design is sort of futuristic pleasure pain dick sheath with removable knob cover. The things people are willing to put their dick in will never not surprise me.
:nws:

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


AliExpress: breathable hombre hole

bar88537
Nov 8, 2004

JointHorse posted:

2021 Born To poo poo Forced To Wipe T- Shirt Cartoon Cool Funny Short Sleeves T-shirts Hip-pop Cotton Streetwears Casual Daily Tees
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002888979573.html

[edit] How do you add a <timg> tag to an embedded picture? Is it even possible?


That's funny, this version was on my front page today.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002700395827.html

taiyoko
Jan 10, 2008


DRINK ME posted:

I can’t tell if that’s supportive of Israel or not.


I got this in an email today, from the thumbnail I couldn’t quite tell what it was but suspected it was something adult, it’s so ugly and odd.

:nws:
The listing is “Men's Underwear Antibacterial Underpants Pure Men Boxer Shorts Absorbent Elastic Male Panties Breathable Hombre Hole Large Size”. But it is not underpants, it’s a penis sleeve type thing, the design is sort of futuristic pleasure pain dick sheath with removable knob cover. The things people are willing to put their dick in will never not surprise me.
:nws:

And I think it's gone, because all I get is an error page in Chinese.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

taiyoko posted:

And I think it's gone, because all I get is an error page in Chinese.

So i's been "pulled".

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
Its still there if I go through the app, or maybe its just because its cached for me

:nws: :nws: :nws:


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That's an impressive piece of equipment.
please only use it for the purpose it was intended.

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
Why are they so against balls? Even in the small inset images they have been 🚫

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

DRINK ME posted:

Why are they so against balls? Even in the small inset images they have been 🚫

secondary feature it castrates you

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Is that what people mean when they say they destroy p?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

One size doesn't fit all. I bet at least one guy's dick or balls turned blue and fell off while using it, and that's why it's no longer sold.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

It's just sold to different people now

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


"Hmm, what's this 'feed' option in my app?"


Whatever it is, it's not for me.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I tried the feed and this was the first thing i got



the feed is definitely for me, never change aliexpress

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Lmao what is the item and how much does it cost

Tad Naff
Jul 8, 2004

I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!
:backtowork:
Latex pink farts!

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r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

PokeJoe posted:

Lmao what is the item and how much does it cost

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32708305957.html
It looks like it's mainly bought by russians that want to cheat their water meters, lots of unhappy reviews that couldn't get it to work

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mtnWxoO

That circuit board being sold as jewellery up thread got suggested to me in its original form!!
It's definitely a Bluetooth audio receiver.

I'm betting either the older bt4.0 version or just boards that didn't work

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
So, given Ali Express's prominence in Russia, has there been some weird changes, given the war and all?

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
From the random poo poo AliExpress sends in the suggested items emails:



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100...7z0nOpQo5GwyVRY

Too bad they didn't also walk. Would love to wind up 50 of the buggers and let them go in church or other place.

Liquid Chicken fucked around with this message at 22:52 on May 7, 2022

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


AliExpress oftentimes gives me very weird suggestions because well I visit this thread from time to time and click links.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Two fatal mistakes, friend

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Didn't read that a "walk" at first

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

tater_salad posted:

AliExpress oftentimes gives me very weird suggestions because well I visit this thread from time to time and click links.

That's what I'm guessing and probably got the ball rolling. Most of what is suggested is astronomy gear, but then I get ads for little helmets for chickens and harness leashes for hamsters too so... I feel like I'm always looking at the starter set for some odd fetish when combing the suggested ads.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


I get a combination of, tech poo poo, fountain pens, and sex asses. Oh and pins

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I get recommended everything under the sun and it still manages to show me something that blows my mind every now and then

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




I suppose it's more interesting to own an OAP GUM than a plain bottle cap gun.

E:

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 13:26 on May 8, 2022

Strotski
Dec 29, 2013

evilmiera posted:

So, given Ali Express's prominence in Russia, has there been some weird changes, given the war and all?
Not that I've seen

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Strotski posted:

Not that I've seen

Thanks for that. I've been hesitant to buy anything from Ali these last few weeks for other reasons, but I am glad to hear my source of weird gadgets, cheap knockoffs and scams is still trucking along.

spiny
May 20, 2004

round and round and round

mobby_6kl posted:

Probably nothing at all, 0% feedback isn't a great indicator :v:

I've looked into those compressor type fridges before, they're a few hundred bucks for a legit one unfortunately.

In a twist that will surprise no-one, the shop dissapeared and the tracking info says delivered to somewhere in a different country



Going by previous disputes, I'll need to wait a week or so, then Ali will step in and refund.

All part of the fun :)

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

spiny posted:

In a twist that will surprise no-one, the shop dissapeared and the tracking info says delivered to somewhere in a different country



Going by previous disputes, I'll need to wait a week or so, then Ali will step in and refund.

All part of the fun :)

You need to stop wanting to ship stuff to the Canary Islands, problem solved :colbert:

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

That's... not how I remember the game. What's bizarre is the other cartridges' art is pretty much accurate to the originals. Or at least... close enough that anyone buying this wouldn't care.
'Cept for this fuckin' thing
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100...849872290%21rec

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Mario has seen some poo poo.

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Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
What is this? A coin purse made from an old avocado? Clinks link....*ugh*

:nms: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100...ck=in_edm_other :nms:

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