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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/ItsBradShepard/status/1517180501542506496

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Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.
I think I can miss it

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Zombie Lemur posted:

Corncob Your Narrative

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




What the gently caress has EC3 been putting in that seasoning

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

History Comes Inside! posted:

What the gently caress has EC3 been putting in that seasoning

Extra Creatine (x3)

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

two bad things that go worse together

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Raeg posted:

I think I can miss it

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




An 'exclusive' interview where EC3 will likely say not a single thing that he hasn't already said in his CVV interview like a month ago.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
CYN is coming to Detroit next month and I am thinking of controlling my narrative

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Bard Maddox posted:

CYN is coming to Detroit next month and I am thinking of controlling my narrative

You should.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
You should control your narrative by not going.

Or go and don't pay, and when they say you need a ticket you can say "That's YOUR narrative, buddy. I'm controlling MINE." and then clutch your nuts.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Doing the show at Harpos owns but maaaann they are not gonna come anywhere close to filling that place

Iron Maiden did a show with Fear factory there a lifetime ago and it ruled

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
the first person to fart in the rant room will be paraded as a conquering hero

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
I'm trying to thing of the funniest thing to take into the rant room and rattle off in front of a chuddy wrestler. The communist manifesto?

EDIT: A list of the symptoms and consequences of CTE.

El Generico fucked around with this message at 11:59 on Apr 27, 2022

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


It seems the #rantroom will not be in Detroit or Cleveland

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Seating? Sounds like virtue signaling to me

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
What does "Early Access to Stars" even mean in the context of wrestling. Is this like pre-ordering 2k22 to get the DLC characters?

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Maybe early access is backstage access before the show starts.

Control your narrative and tell them you are not in BIG TICKETs grasp and snuck into the show.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Everywhere is the Rant Room if you're determined enough

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Drakkel posted:

What does "Early Access to Stars" even mean in the context of wrestling. Is this like pre-ordering 2k22 to get the DLC characters?

It means you get one (1) lil smooch

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

It means you get one (1) lil smooch

Which member of the control your narrative roster gives the tickliest beardy smooches

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Heard some folks were not controlling their narratives.

https://twitter.com/Adamscherr99/status/1521122774877618176

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I realized that the only thing I want from this promotion is someone getting shoot kicked in the dilz and screaming "OW MY NARRATIVE"

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

There’s a CYN event at the Shark tank in San Jose. I have no idea how they are running a venue this big with so little promotion. I wonder if they have a Silicon Valley chud money mark paying for it

https://twitter.com/iamjordanblu/status/1522249063508299776

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Of course Brian Cage is there.

Wait doesn't that immediately disprove Braun's claim that Tony Khan blackballed AEW talent from doing CYN??? Don't tell me Braun was....full of poo poo!?

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

hell yeah release brian cage from aew and let him gently caress off and control his own narrative at sea world or whatever

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

RoH talent can control their narrative

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Pinche Rudo posted:

There’s a CYN event at the Shark tank in San Jose. I have no idea how they are running a venue this big with so little promotion. I wonder if they have a Silicon Valley chud money mark paying for it

https://twitter.com/iamjordanblu/status/1522249063508299776

I believe this is a CYN Offer rather than a true CYN event.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





how the gently caress are they going to sustain an audience's attention for seven hours

I mean, they're not, but why do they expect to

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

any cyn event is more of a punishment to anyone that shows up or watches, really

you need the rant room to express how stupid the poo poo was that you just watched

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Looks like it's technically not CYN and is part of a larger festival at the venue.

https://www.sapcenter.com/events/detail/san-jose-taco-margarita-festival

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Brian Cage is ROH not AEW talent

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Gumball Gumption posted:

Looks like it's technically not CYN and is part of a larger festival at the venue.

https://www.sapcenter.com/events/detail/san-jose-taco-margarita-festival

its like when Green City would have wrestling matches, got it

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Oh dang a taco festival would be way better than a cyn show

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

I could drink enough margaritas to willingly watch CYN

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Gumball Gumption posted:

Looks like it's technically not CYN and is part of a larger festival at the venue.

https://www.sapcenter.com/events/detail/san-jose-taco-margarita-festival

Already a bunch of sellouts, doing a show for BIG SEASONING

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

MassRafTer posted:

Heard some folks were not controlling their narratives.

https://twitter.com/Adamscherr99/status/1521122774877618176

Not content with just having knees of sand, Braun Strongman gets hard at work shouldering his narrative

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Davros1 posted:

Already a bunch of sellouts, doing a show for BIG SEASONING

Big taco seasoning no less

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Adam Scherr is going to discover Radiohead next, and then post on Something Awful in 2003.

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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I want Jay Lethal to Control his Narrative by becoming fake EC3

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