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Fat retards with nothing going on in their lives wishing they were on Pandora.
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Nichael posted:This looks incredibly boring. It looks like they're going all in on the girlboss "women can be autocratic monarchs too!" angle but I think the target demo is probably all still mad at them for making Khaleesi do a war crime
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AnimeIsTrash posted:A bunch of 40 year old goons are going to cry after avatar 2 comes out. it'll get boycotted in parts of the South due to furry groomer panic
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loquacius posted:It looks like they're going all in on the girlboss "women can be autocratic monarchs too!" angle but I think the target demo is probably all still mad at them for making Khaleesi do a war crime Forgot about that lol For as bad as the last couple of seasons of GOT were, I think the way it ended is a work of (mostly accidental) genius for just how cynical it came across. Just about every family who was in power at the start of the show is still in power, and the closest thing the show had to a unabashed good guy (and the rightful king!) gets sold out by his family and peers after doing their dirty work, because it's politically convenient for everyone else. Meanwhile millions of people died in a years-long war that didn't really change much. I'm sad that most people seemingly didn't notice all of this. That cynicism was something that the show leaned into heavily at the beginning but had mostly gotten away from by the end when it became a fairly cut and dry good vs evil thing. E: oh yeah, and everyone elected an amoral demigod to run the kingdom at the end. Whoops! C-Euro has issued a correction as of 23:58 on May 6, 2022 |
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All the people who are bitter at GRRM for not making another book, will like it. General audiences are still pissed at ending of the first show, so they'll skip. My folks watched the Avatar movie at home one time, and noticed a lot more story stuff that put them off. The sequel won't have that zeitgeist the original had because all that pretty 2009 cgi, isn't as special any more. But people are going to put out more money to see it, but less people are going to see it. Then there will probably an avatar television series about the navi clones staring an army or some poo poo.
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i watched the new star trek because im dumb and it wasn't as bad as enterprise. congrats to paramount for finally not loving it up completely
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Filthy Hans posted:turn on your monitors
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Jonny 290 posted:literally pay him 30M a year to just do bwahh subwoofer soundtracks for big egg alien ship landing scenes whiplash is such a banger. i find the ending to be super interesting. most people seem to interpret it as a happy ending but i always saw it as super dark. in the end jk simmons wins, and his monstrous methods are vindicated. the end justified the means. you can see it on the horror on paul reisers face
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loquacius posted:It looks like they're going all in on the girlboss "women can be autocratic monarchs too!" angle but I think the target demo is probably all still mad at them for making Khaleesi do a war crime Dont worry this lady also turns out to be Evil and Crayzee before getting killed
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# ? May 7, 2022 00:09 |
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thinking that miles being completely in simmons thrall at the end is good is such a lib thing as well. its like those news stories about the single mom with 3 kids that has to walk barefoot for 5 miles to get to work and the message isnt "this is incredibly hosed up" but instead its "wow look at their hard working spirit!"
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Mameluke posted:Dont worry this lady also turns out to be Evil and Crayzee before getting killed Habsburgian.
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The only good targ is egg
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Why does death matter in magic world? The soul is real.
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the Doctor Strange 2 story is a complete loving mess but the visuals are good and the kid is a good actor, plus I could always use more Benedict Wong in my life e: I appreciate the lengths Sam Raimi went to to make this have a horror movie vibe in parts but they should have gone all the way with it imo indigi has issued a correction as of 00:47 on May 7, 2022 |
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Mameluke posted:Dont worry this lady also turns out to be Evil and Crayzee before getting killed Lol, perfectly calibrated move to piss off absolutely everyone, again
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# ? May 7, 2022 00:41 |
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dr strange is such a boring character. he's a Competent Man Who's Serious. wow cool the best part of dr strange 1 is the very beginning where they play the instrumental version of the morning song from friends
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Casey Finnigan posted:dr strange is such a boring character. he's a Competent Man Who's Serious. wow cool Once again, Venture Brothers did it better than the real deal.
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AnimeIsTrash posted:A bunch of 40 year old goons are going to cry after avatar 2 comes out. Can't wait for everyone to laud it has the greatest movie in a generation, but it turns out all he did was remake another Kevin Costner film.
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Filthy Hans posted:it'll get boycotted in parts of the South due to furry groomer panic Good.
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Mr Hootington posted:Can't wait for everyone to laud it has the greatest movie in a generation, but it turns out all he did was remake another Kevin Costner film. Man of Steel 2 directed by James Cameron (Its a Stalin Biopic)
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Mr Hootington posted:Can't wait for everyone to laud it has the greatest movie in a generation, but it turns out all he did was remake another Kevin Costner film. still find it funny as hell that waterworld and last postman both contain the weirdly specific fetish of begging kevin costner for sperm to conceive a healthy baby
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War and Pieces posted:Once again, Venture Brothers did it better than the real deal. i love dr. Orpheus's voice
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Tankbuster posted:Man of Steel 2 directed by James Cameron (Its a Stalin Biopic) It is waterworld. We will then get remakes of the postman, field of dreams, and Robin hood.
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Some Guy TT posted:still find it funny as hell that waterworld and last postman both contain the weirdly specific fetish of begging kevin costner for sperm to conceive a healthy baby that’s in The Postman too?? lmao
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indigi posted:that’s in The Postman too?? lmao still haven't read that one yet
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# ? May 7, 2022 01:21 |
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postman is kind of socialist but its.more prescient political commentary is about how a minor black character does nearly all of the actual work offscreen because he chooses to believe an obviously bullshit story about american exceptionalism and then lets.the white grifter take credit when his goofy as hell plan inexplicably wotks
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master and commander update: still a perfect movie
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StashAugustine posted:master and commander update: still a perfect movie watched it this winter for the first time since the theater and goddamn it rules
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Peter Weir only makes bangers Edit: wait, dead poets is p lame. Still, good movie maker man Blood Boils has issued a correction as of 03:45 on May 7, 2022 |
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StashAugustine posted:master and commander update: still a perfect movie You should read the books. They're some of the best historical fiction out there.
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The Way of Water sounds even more like the other Avatar
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StashAugustine posted:master and commander update: still a perfect movie its so good, and they'll never make a movie like it again
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StashAugustine posted:master and commander update: still a perfect movie People whose opinions I like keep saying that this movie whips rear end, I should talk the missus into watching it with me sometime. Is it on any streaming services?
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# ? May 7, 2022 04:44 |
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^^ try hulu or hbo, i don't have either one so can't confirmDreylad posted:its so good, and they'll never make a movie like it again do you think historical movies are too stylized now? it feels like lots of recent movies have been quirked up to the max, eggers included even if his movies are good
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Dreylad posted:its so good, and they'll never make a movie like it again it was a really expensive production because they actually shot it on the water in actual boats, no one would pay to do that today and it sucks because there's a verisimilitude that you'll never get with post-production effects
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AnimeIsTrash posted:A bunch of 40 year old goons are going to cry after avatar 2 comes out. Avatar looks better than most movies that came out this year. Also has better politics.
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i say swears online posted:
yeah I think so. the only place you could possibly pull it off is a tv miniseries or something. there's totally a place for eggers approach imo, but i guess the northman didn't even do that well
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It's on HBO max Use justwatch for streaming info
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Filthy Hans posted:it was a really expensive production because they actually shot it on the water in actual boats, no one would pay to do that today and it sucks because there's a verisimilitude that you'll never get with post-production effects agreed, and not being able to use 10k red army soldiers as extras means the land based military history epic is also dead
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Dreylad posted:agreed, and not being able to use 10k red army soldiers as extras means the land based military history epic is also dead oh yeah that was the napoleon movie right? i gotta watch that still edit or maybe it was in discussion of the future ridley scott biopic
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