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Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

BonHair posted:

Nah, circumcision is irreversible.

Yeah with THAT attitude.

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Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
They're irreversible because they're all used up in facial creams.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Really? I thought it was salads?

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Karate Bastard posted:

Really? I thought it was salads?

You are thinking of avocados which are used in face cream and salads and taste like clean penis.

LifeLynx
Feb 27, 2001

Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time
Grimey Drawer

BonHair posted:

Nah, circumcision is irreversible.

Are you telling me the Adult Swim show Childrens Hospital wasn't medically accurate?

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica

Grillfiend
Nov 29, 2015

Belgians ITT
(ie Me)


weight gain

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Someone do the followup where his wife runs into the hospital to find him dying of a stroke

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Lowen SoDium posted:

You are thinking of avocados which are used in face cream and salads and taste like clean penis.

Clean penis also tastes like the membrane between your forefinger and thumb, hth

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Philippe posted:

Clean penis also tastes like the membrane between your forefinger and thumb, hth

You're assuming a lot about the cleanliness of our hands.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Games can be good and also have design problems i feel

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Milo and POTUS posted:

Games can be good and also have design problems i feel

GITGUD

noob

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

My "I am bad at video games but also a giant baby about it" shirt is prompting a lot of questions answered by my shirt

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


You better prove the shirt wrong by doing exactly what the shirt says you do.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

Games can be good and also have design problems i feel

gently caress you!!!

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




I have never played a souls game and I intend to keep it that way

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
T-shirt: "If I poo poo my pants and cry I bet you'll laugh"

Goon wearing said T-shirt: "Heh. Gotcha."

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

I have never played a souls game and I intend to keep it that way

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

I have never played a souls game and I intend to keep it that way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DGNZnfKYnU

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





You’re gonna make me rewatch nge again

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

seriously disappointed in a lack of CUM

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

The Bloop posted:

rear end
rear end
OUT

:hai:

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

You’re gonna make me rewatch nge again

anime is bad

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Whooping Crabs posted:

seriously disappointed in a lack of CUM

picturing morrowind if vivec was powered by CUM instead of by CHIM and it's exactly the same

internet celebrity
Jun 23, 2006

College Slice

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

I have never played a souls game and I intend to keep it that way

I knew Dark Souls was hard going in to it so I spent way too long trying to beat the first boss with the broken sword you start with and eventually said "welp guess this series just isn't for me" and haven't played a souls game since.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Hihohe posted:

You better prove the shirt wrong by doing exactly what the shirt says you do.
since the shirt is never specifying the problems it is essentially a strawman that is there to be attacked

you better prove the shirt rigth by defending a dumb shirt

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

internet celebrity posted:

I knew Dark Souls was hard going in to it so I spent way too long trying to beat the first boss with the broken sword you start with and eventually said "welp guess this series just isn't for me" and haven't played a souls game since.

lol

but incase it isnt a joke youre suppose to run past him t hrough a door that leads above him the merc him with a plunge attack with the actual good sword behind that door. but i suspect :thejoke:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

internet celebrity posted:

I knew Dark Souls was hard going in to it so I spent way too long trying to beat the first boss with the broken sword you start with and eventually said "welp guess this series just isn't for me" and haven't played a souls game since.

That was exactly my first experience too. Then I tried again a year or two later and noticed the "Run!!" message on the floor and realized you're supposed to run past him. That first encounter is supposed to teach you "if the obstacle seems insurmountable, running away is always an option"

Unfortunately the tutorial doesn't account for externalities like a "game hard" meme giving a player wrong expectations

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



BonHair posted:

Nah, circumcision is irreversible.

Obviously you've never heard of a hot glue gun before.


Jim Silly-Balls posted:

I have never played a souls game and I intend to keep it that way

This is the correct answer.


ChubbyChecker posted:

anime is bad

Also the correct answer.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
I can only assume it's a remake of The Rock.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Goa Tse-tung posted:

since the shirt is never specifying the problems it is essentially a strawman that is there to be attacked

you better prove the shirt rigth by defending a dumb shirt

I will be returning everyday with a new shirt displaying all the problems i have with darksouls, i should be finished by September. Answering questions and defending points shirts shall go on into next year.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Arguments will only be accepted in the form of a regulation sized shirt, jacket, or baseball/truckers hat.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

I'm a FORKLIFT DRIVER
who was born on a WEDNESDAY and
I only accept JESUS CHRIST as my
SAVIOUR and I bounced off DARK SOULS
because I didn't realise I had to be HUMAN
to summon help to kill the BELL GARGOYLES.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

No war but clown rear end war

internet celebrity
Jun 23, 2006

College Slice

snergle posted:

lol

but incase it isnt a joke youre suppose to run past him t hrough a door that leads above him the merc him with a plunge attack with the actual good sword behind that door. but i suspect :thejoke:

Yeah I learned eventually that's what you're supposed to do but the moment had already passed. Unlikely that I'll give it another try though because I bounced off Elden Ring within the Steam refund window, I'm just not into that particular combination of gameplay design and aesthetics.

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

From's soulsborne games have the same approach to storytelling as Destiny in that you're expected to read a bunch of item descriptions to piece together what happened. That's my hot take.

Dr. Clockwork
Sep 9, 2011

I'LL PUT MY SCIENCE IN ALL OF YOU!

Poops Mcgoots posted:

From's soulsborne games have the same approach to storytelling as Destiny in that you're expected to read a bunch of item descriptions to piece together what happened. That's my hot take.

That's not a hot take, that's just what FROM does.

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Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


Poops Mcgoots posted:

From's soulsborne games have the same approach to storytelling as Destiny in that you're expected to read a bunch of item descriptions to piece together what happened. That's my hot take.

my hot take is that it literally doesnt matter what the story is

this applies to all games

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