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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Spelling Mitsake posted:



They brought back the pun headlines!

HELL yes

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Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
By the way, how many more years is it now that the Kings' goalie will be better than my team's?

I'm kinda just annoyed at the Panthers because after the Lightning inevitably come back to beat the Leafs in 7 they're going to get yet another loving bye in the second round. I've never actually rooted for Tom Wilson to kill someone before so I'll get to experience a new feeling at least, I guess.

Eric the Mauve fucked around with this message at 23:19 on May 7, 2022

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
The Panthers are just waiting to go down 4-1 in the series before they come back, it'll be fine.

Real talk, the Caps are just doing an incredible job preventing the Panthers from generating anything on the rush which infuriates the Panthers, and the Panthers are full of players that play awful when they're mad. It's really frustrating to watch these guys self-destruct after such a great season. Bobrovsky has been great during the series outside of the Capitals' goal in the 2nd game, it's the Panthers offense that's been a huge letdown.

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
https://twitter.com/capsboybebop/status/1523021627411537920?t=ojeFdJHaYY6ImBXgOQBBVw&s=19

(It's ovi)

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/jessemontano_/status/1523066494170857472?s=21&t=yWa_U97Bd59YDjVLUImVjQ

Whoa that’s awesome

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


drat that loving rocks

Mike Works
Feb 26, 2003
initial reaction: neat

secondary reaction milliseconds later: this is going to lead to those loving blob charts that i don't know how to read on the ice during play somehow because this is the shittiest timeline

Mr. Kite
Aug 28, 2004

SHUT UP AND PLAY HOCKEY

Mike Works posted:

those loving blob charts that i don't know how to read
Oh thank god I thought I was the only one.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Mr. Kite posted:

Oh thank god I thought I was the only one.

I suspect there are many of us but we just keep our mouths closed (or posts away) and just nod and think "yep, that's some blobs."

Brandon Proust
Jun 22, 2006

"Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of scoring a simple goal in a simple way"

Mike Works posted:

secondary reaction milliseconds later: this is going to lead to those loving blob charts that i don't know how to read on the ice during play somehow

:sickos:

Brandon Proust
Jun 22, 2006

"Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of scoring a simple goal in a simple way"

blob charts, displayed during the entirety of the game and updated live

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Brandon Proust posted:

blob charts, displayed during the entirety of the game and updated live

the final evolution of glow puck

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/NHLGIFs/status/1523111369050103809?s=20&t=QcCFTz46hOFrK6yfukWq6w

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN
Ugly win, but they all count. So woo!

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?

Koopa Kid posted:

https://twitter.com/kevin_mcgran/status/1523031366568456192?s=20&t=VS7YTpEB1sdu-cRJFHf2vA

https://twitter.com/reporterchris/status/1522992265857228803?s=20&t=VS7YTpEB1sdu-cRJFHf2vA

John Cooper sure loves talking poo poo for a guy coaching the only team in the East to get shut out so far. Tampa’s been out scored 13-7 and only has 3 goals at even strength this series but I’m sure Keefe is happy to have even more material to post up on the board.

Noted smart man John cooper once again ruffles the nerd herd.

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
why am I a fan of the calgary flames hockey club

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
RIP Darcy Kuemper, latest victim of the Great Goalie Pestilence of '22

Three (3) games into the playoffs, 8 of the 16 teams have already used multiple goalies

Eric the Mauve fucked around with this message at 03:26 on May 8, 2022

CobwebMustardseed
Apr 8, 2011

And some said he would just be a shell of his former self upon his return.

CobwebMustardseed posted:

Seeing this post at 6am this morning when I woke up in Washington, DC was the catalyst for me calling an audible, spending too much money on tickets (less than $500 bucks for two seats in the lower bowl, though!), and planning a last minute road trip to the game tonight. Thanks, pal!!

The funnest hockey game I’ve ever been to. :moonrio:

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Mage_Boy posted:

I suspect there are many of us but we just keep our mouths closed (or posts away) and just nod and think "yep, that's some blobs."

it's not that hard, more blobs = better than

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitter.com/PensInsideScoop/status/1523131240617979904
:3:

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Eric the Mauve posted:

RIP Darcy Kuemper, latest victim of the Great Goalie Pestilence of '22

Three (3) games into the playoffs, 8 of the 16 teams have already used multiple goalies


The Black Stones
May 7, 2007

I POSTED WHAT NOW!?
The Flames just choke under pressure. I am not optimistic about this series anymore.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Dallas. Stars.

Shinjobi. Wine.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Has Darryl Sutter managed to swallow his own head yet?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Playoff hockey is back in non bubble form and I gotta relearn everything

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
I have absolutely zero interest in the Stars-Flames series, but it was nice to see they scored more than 2 goals combined tonight.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Can the Flames score more goals in this series than the Oilers scored in game 3???

Mike Works
Feb 26, 2003

grack posted:

Has Darryl Sutter managed to swallow his own head yet?

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
Say what you will about Darryl, but his quote about playing Colorado in the first round being a waste of 8 days is looking extremely correct

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

I am shocked... SHOCKED that the Flames are choking in the first round

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

Eric the Mauve posted:

RIP Darcy Kuemper, latest victim of the Great Goalie Pestilence of '22

Three (3) games into the playoffs, 8 of the 16 teams have already used multiple goalies
So far reports seem like he's gonna be available for game 4 if they want to play him. Lots of swelling from the cut but it was above the eye and no concussion.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




fermun posted:

So far reports seem like he's gonna be available for game 4 if they want to play him. Lots of swelling from the cut but it was above the eye and no concussion.


I have no idea how he still has his eye attached

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely
Matt Tkachuk might have broken a bone in his hand punching John Klingberg's helmet.. he had his glove off in the box and looked like he was checking out his range of motion, then he left the game for a few minutes after he got out of the penalty box and then was basically a passenger the rest of the night when he did return.. looked very off

meanwhile John Klingberg currently leads the playoffs in penalty minutes with 26 in his first three games.. one of the stranger stat lines you'll ever find in this league.

Misanthrope
Jun 10, 2001

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK
Yeah I think even the Stars stick boy is living rent free in Tkachuk's head by this point.

I really thought this year would be different, haha, they got me again... Good one guys, I forgot about that whole perpetual mediocrity thing you do.

Dr Zaius
Jan 2, 2001

Smells Like Team Spirit
As a Leafs fan I can also say that it's only a 2-1 series deficit and teams blow that all the time. Calgary will probably still advance.

clean ayers act
Aug 13, 2007

How do I shot puck!?
https://twitter.com/iyer_prashanth/status/1523089381950898176?s=20&t=BKm9CVWu_wHmFMSx7T_VtQ

wondering how long this will hold before teams figure out how to suck the fun and joy out of hockey again

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
I loving HATE Matthew Tkachuk. I know people say they'd love to have him on their team, well, you can certainly have the guy.

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013

mennoknight posted:

I loving HATE Matthew Tkachuk. I know people say they'd love to have him on their team, well, you can certainly have the guy.

Please keep him. He's not worth the trouble.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Avs continue to rule. Very cool

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Misanthrope
Jun 10, 2001

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK

mennoknight posted:

I loving HATE Matthew Tkachuk. I know people say they'd love to have him on their team, well, you can certainly have the guy.

That "100 point player" is going to hopefully fetch us a bunch of assets at the draft.

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